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(Discussions about the film)
X: - Listen, and why the daughter of Prince Vladimir was called Zabava Putyaticna, and, for example, not Vladimirovna?
Maybe it’s not by name, but by name?and :)

Because you are dumb. She is not a daughter, but a nephew. And the image goes back to the historical girl, the daughter of the thousandman Putyat, who helped Vladimir first to carry out the reform of paganism, and then - baptism.

Mariah Strengthened:
The law “On Rules of Conduct in Public Places” comes into force on 1 May 2012.
The citizen of the Russian Federation in any situation must look properly. Clothes should be clean and careful, makeup - not throwing... Inscriptions on clothes should not contain obscene words regardless of the language in which they are written.
The underwear should not be transparent or out of the upper clothes. It is forbidden to appear in public places without underwear."

Legislators recommend that women wear mainly dresses and sweaters, and men are advised to refrain from ripped jeans. According to the new law, you will not be able to wear jeans with low waist, and popular today ballowers, and semi-transparent bluses, and will also have to give up ballet, Vietnamese and shoes, chewing the heels and fingers at the same time.

So I see:
Police: "Girl, let’s go, we have a suspicion that you are without underwear"

<NN_was>you are a woman, not a dishwasher! The dishwasher only has to wash the dishes, and you still have to cook, clean, wash and smooth! and :)

It is like an anecdote. I hear a man (M) reading a little (M) story:
M: They began to live - to feed and to earn good
M: Why is it?
M: Why is it?
M: Why did you chew him?
M: Who is it?? to
M: Grandpa and Grandpa
M : Who?? to
M: well done
Which... good?
M: Well you said, they began to live and to eat and to chew well. Why Why?
Interestingly, this question afflicted me as a child too. Hereditary is what.

X: Hi, what are you doing?
Hi, I smoke cigars, drink absinthe, and control the lives of other people.
x: What, again LD, Tahrun and the Sims 3?
Y: You did know :(

Where can I buy googles?? to
YYY: If you need glasses for welding, say so "save glasses".
In any construction market is sold.In the youth went, welding glasses have them
Goggles, Zephyr - Marshmallow, Pidarasses - Hipsters.

The Favourite!!I want a salad - slaves under the coat
Zodiac: Zodiac

He took the elderly from the garden. I ask :
What were you doing in the garden today?
They painted.
What were they painting?
And a sandwich.
...??? to
And a sandwich!

See also St. Petersburg.

How did you get to write without gaps!!! Generation, fucking, raised on Twitter and smscs. Remember - after the signs of intersection, whether it is a point, a seal, a crying sign, before the next word must be placed a gap. Otherwise, in literate people, the eye perceives your entire design as a single word, which makes it difficult to perceive what is written. Respect each other!

Where is the map?
I do not know!
Whom did she have?
With the pants.
Where is the map?
On the roof of the car.
“Sanna, we have a little speed now, right?”

Killrot: The more I work as an administrator, the more I understand how magical the phrase is – “There is no technical possibility!”

The whole essence of karate I understood when I accidentally listened to a conversation between a karate coach and an administrator in a fitness club.
Karate coach says he decided to go to boxing at old age to learn not to get

My daughter is playing.
She goes under the blanket, pretends to be asleep and asks me to wake her.
I push her a little, saying:
Wake up.
She replied sleepily and not in a good way:
He continues to pretend he is sleeping.
From the 10th attempt, it still stands up.

The father depicts.

With all the disadvantages of building work, there is one huge plus - I can sleep under a perforator.

X: How do you feel?
I feel like I want a cake.

XX: I hate the separation of personality! That is cool!!! to

A1ko: resist temptation! we have the power of will!
A1ko : and no money (

If I had a surname, I would have changed it to Dristaco.
Abdristaco - too pathetic

A.s Pushkin was the first Russian programmer.
But there is no friendship between us.
Eliminate all prejudices.
We honour all the zeros.
And the units are themselves!":))

XXX: How did you get there?
yyy: yes, like norms)))trembled capec.we were flying in the thunder (I already thought I would die"
xxx: )what"
yyy: :'( I catch up like a catchup(((the man is still a bitch around roaring that we fuck a bitchup"