I go to the market with my mother, carrying bags. Arrived at another booth. A grandmother is trying to slip between us and comes on my foot. I, seemingly about myself, but it came out loud, I say, “I’d apologize!”
The grandmother turns around and says, “Sorry, please!”
Mom, hearing all this, turns to me, “How are you not ashamed?”
Grandma: “But I apologized!”

Blood elf: What is it about?
Leon: about personal life
Blood Elf: What is it?
Leon: personal life is the hernia that prevents you from swinging

In my university, the dreams of weak and stupid administrators are dropped from the 10th floor to the debris of old servers and routers.
And recruits are left for a night without food alone with an unsettled server.

Chuck

I bought my father’s book Allen Carr "How to Quit Smoking". My mother first saw it and decided to see how it worked. After half an hour of reading publishes: "So interesting writes that I even wanted to try smoking to see how it works!"

My free wifi at home is turned off at 12 a.m.
Thank you, my friend, because of you I started sleeping!

Hi, I am a top!

No matter what, you will die anyway.

From the announcement of the sale of an apartment in Moscow:
On the floor laminate, in the kitchen and corridor linoleum. The glass, m Sun/Node is combined. Owners can take a look at the weekend. They need a Slavic composition, you can with dogs-cats, or with a small medusa.

The study of the sources of the XV-XVI centuries allows to identify for that time 67 Russian toponymic names derived from the obscene vocabulary, for example, the river Blythe; Ebotenka, Pizdyrka, Naebuh and Nenaebuh; the valley of Elda; the wilderness of Huyarovo, Pizdelevo-Dolgoye, Pizdino, Pizdokein починок, Huinkov desert-desert; the villages of Mandino, Pizdelevo, Pizdelevo, Pizdelevo, Huikovo, Ebechovo (Opihalovo tož), Poblitz; the settlement of Mudičevo; the oracle of the Blythe peak.

© Wikipedia

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Is an erection on the pelvis normal? O_O

In the shop.
The girl is going to buy a dress. There is the kindness of the saleswoman.
D: Well, no...I look like a dinosaur in it!
P (with a glowing smile): The most charming dinosaur I’ve ever met=)))

X: A-A to A! I am like Alice in Wonderland. I don’t like anything, just a melatonin!"!!! T is. You are!!!!! to
Lewis Carroll turned in the grave

I have such a feeling that the current raptors in their distant childhood have seen the film Terminator many times! I need your phone and smoke.

Naartok (19:15:23 20/03/2011)
Don’t tell me about her, I don’t like her.

Unknown (19:15:58 20/03/2011)
Do you not succeed?

I lie with my MRI in bed late at night and look at the note Paranormal phenomenon-2! I am lying on the edge, and he is under the wall, the movie has reached its apogee! The atmosphere was hot and it was as if very awful to me on the edge of the bed!I say:"Dear! Let me sleep under the wall, how uncomfortable it is to me!"
He"Be of course your mother! I am not afraid!"

You know I have a phone... so for the point, because no one calls and writes on it. I sent a resume to the company half a year ago.
He sat down, I think he didn’t need us. I forgot about him for a day.
xxx: In the evening I include 23 missed from the company to which I submitted a resume and 5 communications: 1- we accepted you 2 you must go to the interview 3 and 4 in the jump and what to take.... 5- We took your place friends. !! by! to
The salary at that place is 80,000 thousand... go bump...

Obama decided it was wrong that the Libyan people were being killed by their own government... And he decided to take this role on himself :)

There was some wonderful idea on BORE: to register on sites requiring to register an account for certain actions (download to do or view), any standard account and we will be lucky) I propose to update such accounts. For example, let it be log: bor777 pass: bor777
Z is. Proposals for the best (more memorable) logins are welcome

Questions on the culinary forum:
People, there is pain and bitterness. What to do with Monaco?
and diarrhea.
And... unexpectedly.
Why is it? Given the listed ingredients - for whom unexpectedly, and for whom it is quite predictable. ))

We have rented the apartment for the second year. Over us, the neighbors, the rockers, the musicians are crazy, they start to play the piano from 8:15 p.m. until the deep evening. Once ten went to them, begged to silence, twice sent us, three times did not open the door, five times stated that it was not their play.
Two weeks ago, the little brought two columns and strengths.
Now they are going to us.

My son is three years. We drive with the whole family, we look at cars in the traffic jams.
Look what a car. It is written – zero.
The Son of Tli!
This is the "Blue..."
Son of Help!
There is a doctor in there...
The House!

At home, they urgently began to read the child a fairy tale about Ibolith.