J: In school once gamed
by Alina Hm
Alina: we only played in the "baby-baby" in school
JJ: the ppc)))
Alina: gather 6-7 people and begin to press the eighth to the wall with their stomachs, and say, “Baby-Baby!” Fuck you!" and with a wild whistle then dividing. All eight are guys.
JJ is good ?
Alina: Oh, I remember we had open space and a carcer. The first was to plant someone (usually Andrey) on the removed lid from the batch and, together with the lid, to throw it into the closet. And the carcer was someone (usually Andrey) locked in a closet with cockroaches and held the doors outside. Not to go out
Jay: I guess who was the eighth in the bite.
Alina: I just wanted to say.

It is not the years that make us happy, but the moments of happiness.

A grandmother enters the subway car and begins to distribute leaflets.
of Nemtsov.”
One of the passengers with the voice of Yuri Yakovlev on the whole car:
Borisko to the kingdom.!...

Fish was priced twice, meat one and a half, cheese one and a half, and so on.
Inflation was only one percent. What do we eat from the government’s point of view?! to

When did he have fun on his birthday?
xxx: A, no, it was when he stuck in the elevator >_<

Answer by Mail
Question: I can't contact all browsers close as soon as I open the contact tab...what do you advise?
The answer is to rejoice...

Beautiful, smart and cute girls who know how to cook, can not find themselves nice and sociable guys because of the fact that they are, as well as you, disappointed in girls, sit at home, cook deliciously for themselves, read books and dream of a great light love. You just don’t cross ;)

Noise, he is listening to the shaved skinhead girls!
Guf is the one who really deserves attention.

The first comment:
Sparco: Goff himself as a British skinhead girl.

At work, the boss shared family practice:
We were in the car three - my wife, my friend (her cousin) and I. A friend, the owner of the car, pulled his hand and could not lead. I drank anti-allergic and therefore sleepy. Therefore, the wife, with whom we previously fought and continued to find out the relationship. On a blind turn on the road, the devil knows where the cat came from (in the middle of the woods) and the wife, in order not to stifle the cat, flies. The attempts of a friend to correct the situation were not successful (no pedals in the neo) and we fit into a tree that grew on the side. After making sure we are all okay, a friend goes out to inspect the car. The nervous woman begins to cover me completely, as if I was all to blame. A friend approaches the driver’s door and encouragingly knocks his wife on his shoulder:
Now you only have to give birth to a daughter.
I was surprised by the sudden change in the subject.
As a real woman, you have already destroyed the house, the tree has fallen, there is only a daughter to be born.
So we reconciled.

I can only say that a) Tapa in the country of Pihtuniya - a strange name for the children's play b) that the heroes there are Pihtuniya and greetings "Pihtuniya" c) the princess on the offer to get married says "I'll go better with mushrooms walk"..??? Do you want to call FxN???? to

I’m a drop on women, I’m a drop on a delicious slaughter, but when I’m drunk, I’m especially a drop on the floor.

I watched the painting. Mother with child:
Mom: what has happened? What happened?! to
The child: Nothing
So go and smile!

My aunt plans to breed turkeys, asked to find information on the Internet - how, what, how troublesome, etc.
On the authoritative bird farming portal found:

Indians suffer from depression and sometimes have rabies attacks. In a state of depression, they pretend dead. They sit in one place, breathing hard and snooping. It also happens that the Indians commit suicide. They run, run and hit the wall with their heads. They repeat this until they die."

So now I wonder, should my aunt be connected with such an asshole? and :)

Biography of acrylic.

XXX was born on October 5, 1975 in Riding, Berkshire, Great Britain.

Great Britain? O_O

Fyodor Tyutchev

In vain, no, you do not understand them.
The more liberal, the more they send.
Civilization is a fetish for them.
But her idea is unavailable.

No matter how you grieve before her, gentlemen,
You won’t get recognition from Europe:
You will always be in her eyes.
Not servants of education, but holops.

by ICQ

What time do you finish cooking in the kitchen?
She: I do not know.
She: I am the first time.

xxx: everything you need for happiness: cigarettes, a bag, a lighter, and the cock knows what a fuck, soap bubbles)))))))))))))))
yyy: imho the last five words are superfluous :/

to you
Do girls write in the shower? ^ ^ ^

Of course) and also we sometimes crawl in the nose, chew pop, get drunk at zero, watch porn and masturbate))

I wish everyone (regardless of gender, age and religion and free of charge) more often to experience a sense of unlimited happiness + the desire to run, jump and scream about how beautiful this bath world is! x )

The acquaintance was placed in the hospital from the military committee. He got sick there and was immediately washed out of the hospital with the words: we do not need the sick here, you will recover, then come.