xxx (05:05:17 20/03/2011)
I went out to smoke in the hallway, I opened the door of the house, and there the girl from the bathroom comes out and asks.
Where have you been all night?
(He looked down and said so quietly) He ran away.

This is the end of the world
My grandmother is thinking about planting tomatoes or not.

From personal experience:
I left the anime club, there was more time to do my favorite business - watch anime!

Why do guys fuck girls in the ass while being homophobic?

Astrologers announced a week of radiation.The number of dumb sharpties about the geiger counter and Japan has doubled

from JJ:
We lived next to the forest. One beautiful and quite ordinary morning, our neighbor Galina, as usual, went to work. The unusual thing was that on the way she found a frozen protein on the ground (we then never found out for what purpose she picked it up. Per on a chubby, maybe on a collar or on the principle of "in the farm everything will be suitable"). In general, she took the white home and went to work herself. The son was already in school at that time, and the husband was returning from a business trip that day. After a couple of hours, the chief looks into the department and tells us that Galkin's husband is calling with some strange questions, saying whether everything is okay with his wife, whether we have not noticed something strange and asks to send her home urgently.
In general, the protein was not dead, but very even alive. She warm up in the apartment and decided that she was the hostess here. And our Galia, in trouble for herself, from the morning blinked and left a note to her husband. White those blades throughout the apartment on drying and hanging. Especially stunned in the corridor on the loose horns. When the door to the apartment opened, he hid.
And now imagine the condition of the husband: a week was not at home, comes in, and there... fuck everywhere and a note
Dear, this is for you!

He really thought his wife's roof had fallen. Fortunately, you quickly got it out. And the white and family favorite became. andquot;

<xxx> The eternal problem is beautiful and dull, or smart but terrible.
<xxx> And I found here - smart, fun, stylish, sporty, blonde and can support any conversation...
< wow> and what’s the problem? Is she a man?))
<xxx>...wicked like a cobra, mentally inadequate, and recently declared that she became a fascist...

Shhas was in the bus, he was sitting by the passage, with me a girl. The grandmother came. I stand up to give her place. And she’s like "I want to go to the window!" No, okay?)))

Status of the girl:
WAR CRAFT, Bella, give me a guy!!!! to

And why is there a GAZ pedal on the VAZs and no GAZ pedal on the GAZs?

The problem with men is that when you want to be friends with them, they think you’re in love with them.
This phrase, in the status of one of my acquaintances, just turned my whole life.

She is:
I want to fall asleep and wake up next to the iPad 2

He is:
A man would...

I'll probably go to sleep, because it's night already, and then I wake up when I swallow up, and I won't sleep until night.
Do you know that Cap was not learning from you?

The AAA:
I have psychological difficulties with girls. I watch naked girls on the internet.

The BVB:
What a website?

One of my friends is working on schedule. He does not go out of the house very long, on the windows are deaf curtains, he also works at home (yes, there are such people). They decided to disturb him a little - to pull out on the street, drink beer, talk live, not in the chat, well, and so on. So, looking at the line of the horizon (and there a brown-rose sunset such) he with a very serious face issued: and nothing so graphics... quality done! There at the corners probably bicubic interpolation was used for smooth transition and so as not to swallow too much.
O God! Can this man be brought back?

The news tape:
Obama: We could not remain indifferent to the suffering of the Libyans.
The United States and the United Kingdom have fired more than 110 Tomahawk missiles on Libya.

From Zh. Sabbie is the habits of your men that irritate you.

My beloved husband has different cowards for day and night. And every night he takes off the daytime, and wears the nighttime, and he does it so slowly and erotically, and almost wearing the nighttime, he must overweigh the piss through the rubber, waiting for me to look. Sometimes I pretend that I do not notice (read the book), but I look at the edge of the eye - he has such a sad look, and then he stands a little longer with the naked writing - waiting when I look at it.)))

xxxh: a, and even in the morning a mandatory ritual - to push the torch member from the side of the cowards, such as boasting "look, how big I have"))

WOW: I think the habit of boasting a member has passed on to you...

XXX: He was expelled from the gay community for being a pidaras!

I am stunned by the coalition troops who are bombing Libya with the motto “We will not allow civilians to be killed... we will kill them ourselves.”

How I love when my dad comes, and the first thing he says is "Sasha, do you know what to do if a man dies in the toilet?!and"