I’m sitting behind the compass, I’m not touching anyone, and here my wife says:
I wrote poems here.
I: well
And here she gives
My dear!What joke?Sex is not a second day!And my beloved from the chair: Weather my wife.You see the Goblins attacked, all the armor on me broke.I will kill them a couple or three and come back to you I am in bed.And I said in response:This is beautiful, not strong!Give the rubber friend, I’m his wife now!!!! to

He went to the movie on "Woman in Black" with Daniel Redcliffe (he is the one who played Harry Potter). and horror. Somewhere in the middle of the film a tense moment, the hero climbs the stairs to the kindergarten, where something very terrible is planned. And at this moment the voice from the hall "Well, where are you without a stick!"

From Habr:

First, you need to disassemble this food block. To do this carefully, we will need a hammer and a knife.

A conversation between two men:

Helden: Are you trembling?
Tagged with: AGA
Q: How did you guess?
Helden: I started to joke))
It is a bitch)))

They taught with the daughter a short story from the textbook for 4th grade: ah,ah,ah,ah,ah,ah,ah,ah,ah,ah,ah,ah, wicked wolves scattered all the needles... try to explain to the child why the dad rget)))

While walking around the city, there was a severe dissonance in the brain. We suddenly knocked +16, people rushed out to the street, almost in shirts. The girls are sick, the youth is bustling, the moms with their wheelchairs are walking. And in the midst of this spring holiday, on the local river, harsh men in fuchsia catch fish in the pit. See also Atas. There is no photocopy.

I will fish the fish. I bought almost everything, there was an aquarium, a compressor, lighting, a thermoregulator, a grotto, grass and fish.
I: What did I buy?
Jennie to feed.

Have you tried IRS-19?
YYY : No
YYY : Does it help? Or also shit?
XXX: We were given in the universe for free, from which he is the worst of the hz. You can hide wherever you go. Carry a bubble there like 5 of your stopangins, the pressure of the fluid - up from the ears. If you blow in the air, it hits 6 meters. It tastes like a streptocide has been pushed into the cat's urine. In short, acid-bitter-bitter-bitter-bitter, he himself does not physically help, except that all the sores from the pressure fly out of the ears. But in the moral plane - said, once again the sores will appear, they will have to pishkats again for now heal any rhinitis))
YYY : ahahaha
XXX: Essentially made in the Fatherland
XXX: and I think it is made of outdated fire extinguishers

In the company of Oleg Kadashevsky, everyone was named by a surname, which once made a small five-year-old with a ringing voice to know:
“Kadaševsky, why is your name so strange: Oleg?

Warming wife: "monthly passed, and the mood remained..."

XH: How is it right, a hoodie or a serpentary?
Yes, the Babi’s collective!

Dirol2D: I was born and raised in an enclave.
SunnyDay is Navarro?
Dirol2D: Kaliningrad to fuck.

Men, as a doctor I say, in the series a lot of labia, but the truth is enough. Therefore, the respectable 100king4u is partially right.

YYY: Something doesn’t seem like you’re a doctor. Why is your message read?

And yet life is unfair.
Vanish :?? to
Venom: Babies have breasts, but men need them!

How do you convince your girlfriend that you are not gay?
Yyy: Kiss a guy, and then bluff.

How do penguins rise?
xxx: the other penguins approach and press on the legs and they as a grabble sharply rise up ))) this is how they rise up ))))

What you won’t see in advertising. But here "Philip Kirkorov found alive in his apartment" I was thoroughly loaded.

There is no internet in the office in the morning.
X - There is no Ineta, no one can work.
Y – I can, I have "Skyrim" installed, and it doesn’t require a connection.

With the doctor:
Why, when the baby was 2 months old, did you not come to weigh?
- So there was an epidemic, everyone went with the flu, what weighing was there
- In vain you did not come, there was such a frost and there was nobody exactly...

The.rf domain was created.

When will the WWW be replaced by the CCS???? to