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[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №95583
 20.03.2014
It is easier to live with a fool than with a genius, but it is harder to be happy.

[ + 43 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №95582
 20.03.2014
How! → You have lived in Canada for so many years and still do not speak Ukrainian!? to

Canadian Ukrainians of Soviet production have one small but noticeable feature: when communicating with Russians, they refuse to speak Russian and talk Ukrainian.
I had one time to be married to a representative of a small but very proud people. And here at some party, one Ukrainian lady, seeing that my wife is speaking Russian, took her “chicai”, “treat”, “naked”, “rich”. My wife listened attentively to her tirade and answered her in Osetia.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №95581
 20.03.2014
In response to U.S. sanctions, Russia blocked Obama’s accounts at Sberbank, and also banned McCain from visiting his birthplace, the village of Makievka in the Tula region.

[ + 45 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №95580
 20.03.2014
Also, never google in images "perlmouth". Do you hear? Never ever!
I am going to go "perlmouth". Fuck you guys, don’t go crazy!

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №95579
 20.03.2014
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Well, walking robots are still fine, but I’m more interested in how they’re doing with Death Star? What is the percentage of readiness?
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The Death Star project was rejected. The Americans gathered 100,000 signatures with the proposal to build it. Whether from the government, or from the soldiers, someone gave an official answer, it is said to give us such a labyrinth, if it can be blown up with one bomb. History has taken place.

[ + 22 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №95578
 20.03.2014
to this:
>> I want to know the news - I go to the news site!

Finally something funny.)

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №95577
 20.03.2014
here
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Agaphone and Plato.
What do you know about unusual names?

The counter-admiral, geographer, hydrograph, writer, reorganizer of the naval education system, older brother of the famous composer Nikolai Andreevich Rimsky-Korsakov was called Warrior Andreevich Rimsky-Korsakov!
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When he began to read, the "counter-admiral", "geographer", "hydrograph" - counted female names, only the "writer" was suspected. And just "Warner" no longer impressed

[ + 32 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №95576
 20.03.2014
P> The child question was born. Which alloy has a melting temperature higher than the maximum melting temperature of pure alloy components?

What is question? Does anyone not know that if you start with the melting of nickel (the melting temperature of 1454) and gradually insert aluminum into it (the melting temperature of 660), the alloy will harden? I think everyone who has ever made the alloy of nickel with aluminum has learned this hard.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №95575
 20.03.2014
2014 was declared the Year of Open Doors in Russia.
Come with your land.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №95574
 20.03.2014
xxx: I work in the call center of our local newspaper with ads
xxx: now a guy called, and asked to print "Ride, ride and shit! The Food Shop"

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №95573
 20.03.2014
Max, are you special in regular expressions?
The star point.
Is that all?
That is all.
Oh, listen, I need that...

[ + 17 - ] Comment quote №95572
 20.03.2014
Astrologers have announced a week of jokes about Alaska.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №95571
 20.03.2014
From curiosity I went to read about Stepan Bandera on Wikipedia. I read. The Affigel. Almost a saint was painted. Then I looked at the history of adjustments and changes – I stopped. During the last 15 days, about 30,000 characters were thrown out on the loudest trials and accusations of Banderas, terror and murder and planning murders of key people of the time... Boys, you have nothing in power, and you are wandering there on a very thin edge, just started rewriting history :)

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №95570
 20.03.2014
I forgot the cheese on the back and the bag on the front seat! Take it!
The creature is captured! The package managed to get out of the surroundings, but it did not go far and was caught in the area of the sex carpet. There is no loss on our part, my general!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah! to

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №95569
 20.03.2014
About the Sberbank:
I was lucky to get in the electronic line and get the number in the "16". There were 8 windows. Asked what was the naphyg, he answered, “A, window 16 is a live row in window 5.”

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №95568
 20.03.2014

Anastasia

by 01:32:20
Are you threatening with sanctions?

Alexis
and ah)
01:32:41

Anastasia
Which one? ?
01:32:47

Alexis
I can’t invent anything like the West.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №95567
 20.03.2014
About the Moscow blockade:

Q: Do I take you?
No, I am in a hurry today.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №95566
 20.03.2014
Zhirik proposed to abolish the letter "Y", and I also offer the letters "yo", "y", as well as "Y" and the defiant in "something, why, why-something", the gap in "what, as if", nahuy always write "on hui" - one hui no one can write them correctly. It feels like there are some impasse in the forums. Apparently not a fool, he writes something clever, but as you see from this "and here as if you win at me but what to say, the mine is thrown with this trip to Thailand" - you understand: no, it's okay, - an impasse.

Grammarnazism in some way got me, but when there is an illiteracy around it, I have to do something about it. OK forums, but when this cattle with covert words is already in books, and not electronic, but in the usual, on paper - catches.

Well, let's eliminate the intersection signs, gaps between words, and there are already voiced letters. Let’s go back to the breast letter. It will be blunt.

You can also remove excessive sounds from speech. In principle "aaaaaa", "wow", "eyeyeye" everyone understands. The main thing is Inton... tfu, smiley, right?

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №95565
 20.03.2014
of Moscow. 19 March 2014. The Olympics in Sochi ended, the snow was brought back.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №95564
 20.03.2014
From Habr.
Discuss the new watch with Android Wear operating system.

by Mamamradio:
The main thing is not to forget about the time display mode.

and amureki:
>> Time can also be viewed on the phone.

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