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[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №15018
 09.03.2009
The first gift since the morning of March 8 I, as a true woman, immediately got monthly.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №15017
 09.03.2009
Reply to mail.ru

The question:
Mr. Melomane, the question of spashel fo yu, as they say!!! Read below.
Last summer there was a fashion song... I don’t remember who sings... Presumably Lil John with a girlfriend. Songs in the hip-hop genre. There the girl cries in fragments: "A-a-a-a" and then bas like this... Maybe you know? Unfortunately, I cannot give a more accurate description.

The answer:
A-a-a-a, in Africa there are rivers from such width.
A-a-a-a, in Africa the mountains from such a height...

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №15016
 09.03.2009
lizaar
She is good at all, she can open a bowl of bushes without an opening, a fire with one light bulb divides, breaks the silk in one movement into four parts so that the bones fall out and the file remains in her hands.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №15015
 09.03.2009
I think your brother Aitishnik has no time to cook especially and go to the store if he suddenly wants something delicious. Therefore, I offer a recipe for a round cake. It is prepared for 5-6 minutes. You will need a simple cup and a microwave.
What is needed:

4 tablespoons of flour
4 st. L. the sugar
2 st. L. the cacao
1 egg
Three st. L. the milk
Three st. L. vegetable oil
The Vanilla

What to do:

Add the dry ingredients to a cup, mix with a fork. Add the egg and mix again. Pour milk, butter, vanilla, make a thorough final mixture, add a chocolate crunch (if desired). Now safely put the cup in the microwave for 4 minutes, at the power - 1000 watts. Don’t worry if the cake will rise above the cup – it’s okay. Ready cake to pour crème / syrup / decorate with cherries or just eat directly from the cup.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №15014
 09.03.2009
added 2009-03-04 13:04

I don’t understand any of the quotes about Anime.
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Quotes about what?

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What do you not understand?
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What are you talking about??? 0 - O

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[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №15013
 09.03.2009
I’m a woman, not a thy-terrier – I need to fuck, not walk.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №15012
 09.03.2009
February 23 for men, March 8 for women, and April 1 for all
Other...

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №15011
 09.03.2009
I watched in the box some broadcast, where with a smart look it was said that
There is no Nobel Prize in Mathematics, because Nobel’s wife had a sexual relationship.
and mathematics.
He recalled that the Nobel Prizes in pedagogy, architecture, etc.
No, it’s crazy too.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №15010
 09.03.2009
Calling my husband on the phone:
Dear, do you love me?
What about the car? - What about the car?! to
by anekdoton.ru

[ + 86 - ] Comment quote №15009
 09.03.2009
Why is the white thread of which new socks are joined together stronger than the thread of which the socks are made?? to

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №15008
 09.03.2009
23: [ 30 ] added 2009-03-03 06:07
Do you know how wealth is determined in the house?
I was at the comrade on the birthday day. table furshet (sandwiches and salads). on the table from the couch a cat jumps. looked at everything so lazy and jumped back.

Eat it, fuck it!
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Shit it? by Scuco! I found Scuco! Coco has been found!! to
Thank you for such good news for the old people.
Hey, how much time has passed... I was so worried about this cat... :'-)

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №15007
 09.03.2009
from diary.ru/~36degrees

Believe it or not, searched for examples of the names of different groups on the network. I was just shocked by some. I rewrote them. Yes, these are real names of real groups.

On the back shoulder!
Wedding games
Funny deflation
The pregnant truck
premature ejaculation
VIA "Sify Lis"
The Teachers
Brother of the Bridegroom
The bamboo clock at 11
Reasons for Dysfunction
Egg skills
Fuck me with a calf.
Fucking the sun.
Yuri makes a mining.
Lay the Pickup
Funny spotting
Strings are seen
Arabs knock an elephant in the hood
The monkeys
Two days before the month
The Gave! The Gave! But...
I am on the left above.
Pre-mortem horse bleeding
Animal Violence Against Vasily's Fucks
Transmutation of concrete

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №15006
 09.03.2009
zzlok (22:19:44 6/03/2009)
We had a guy who taught German and in college was English...so he’s good morning in English. It was like Hitler’s order to attack the USSR.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №15005
 08.03.2009
I watched the news. Zhirinovsky came to SIZO to congratulate women on the holiday. He said that they were not guilty, they were forced, he promised to release everyone... He ate lunch in the local dining room, praised the strawberry, cried that they could not cook in the Kremlin dining room. Fuck, why didn’t anyone say Stay?

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №15004
 08.03.2009
TORNADO: Let go, yesterday the bot put in contact.
Enix: Surprised... blin
TORNADO: You didn’t understand, I put the bot on two pages at once and sent a message "Privacy.
TORNADO: The marasmatic correspondence of bots lasted 3 hours!!O_O
They even complained to each other.
TORNADO:Everything interrupted error"Show too fast"((
I wondered if I would invite myself to my birthday or not.
I went to change pants.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №15003
 08.03.2009
The xxx:
A few days ago, I hit the creativity in my head: the most powerful antivirus!
Antivirus Boyarsky 200* In the manner of Avasta shouts "Channel! We have a virus!", "Attention! Thousands of worms on disk C!"
xxx: when scanning gives a window where Boyarsky on a horse jumps on the progress bar and on the background music from the Musketeers, which is not cut until the scan is completely completed!! to
You are indeed a genius sadist.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №15002
 08.03.2009
xxx: Fuck, the fifth time I download a parody to the movie, I open the movie itself. Is this a new joke on the internet?
ZZZ: The UGU One of the biggest :)

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №15001
 08.03.2009
Spring is when the sun shines appear on the monitor.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №15000
 08.03.2009
thx(17:00:20 5/03/2009)
I once drank Ferry.

Wicked(17:00:38 5/03/2009)
Would you get rid of fat?

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №14999
 08.03.2009
[Dac [o]GL]
A mother threatens her son if he doesn’t do anything.
Then my dad and I will make you a brother or a sister.
I will make you a grandmother.

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