I would like to thank the crew of flight 1166, which flew from Moscow to Rostov... for the decision to land in Krasnodar. We were over the city at about 1:45. The first attempt failed, as did the second and third. When I landed, it trembled like an old wagon.



We rounded up to about 2.20. The confident and calm voice of the commander informed us that we are going to Krasnodar. The next, as I learned later, was trying to board a flight from Dubai. Honestly, now, recalling how angry I and the other passengers on the crew, the feeling of shame for myself does not leave yet.



I will try to find out what the names of the pilots are. I will remember a good word all my life. To say thank you is to say nothing. A tribute to the earth, respect for professionalism!

A goat bird eats insects, so it was called a goat.

It was 10 years ago. A boy aged 11-12 is waiting for the opening of the store.

10:00 Welcome to you!

Begins to pick up games (new license - 320 rubles, not new games mostly 230-210). There was an impressive stock of disks for almost 3 thousand rubles (not small money then).

Is there money to pay?

Yes, my birthday, my parents gave me (showing a small pile of thousands)

I take him to the box.

The evening. A woman runs in with a pile of discs, all in tears.

My son bought your discs.

and begins to cry.

Her son had his birthday yesterday. Mom and Dad in divorce. Mom congratulated, in the evening he went to his father, father also congratulated and asked to transfer alimony to his mother - about 7 thousand. The boy thought it was his money and walked. The movie and the macdake will not return the money, and we came to return, even if something - half of the games are not even unpacked.

The money for the game was returned in full. Only my mother is sorry.

Milk costs 52 rubles, I give 500 and ask if I need 2 rubles. The seller, pressing her lips, answers “no” and asks for a smaller note. I have not (honestly) She, looking contemptuously, takes 500, gives milk, counts hundreds and with the appearance of a winner begins to scratch another 48 rubles, counting out loudly, methodically (in the store only I, the store is small). He buried the crowd and looked at it with a loud smile. I take hundreds, milk, get out of my pocket another 4 rubles with coins of 50 cops. I ask for another pack of milk. Because of Negro.

About Sasha and Alisha. The real story. The aircraft is manufactured by the factory. The cable is almost all purchased by a reseller, who has orders for the entire former USSR. Do you need a cable to let the bird take off? 6 months in the factory. A simple bird, you know how much it costs. Can I buy immediately from the dealer? Please at least yesterday. The price from the factory time is five times more expensive, and what to do, an air-simple is even more expensive. Here in the factory, Alisha has a company of 40, and Sasha in the reseller company will not even be 100 per month, but under 1 million. I am silent about the CEO. The Russian reality.

If a woman asks a man for something, he always secretly expects sex.

At the beginning of the first night, there was a call for violation of public order (neighbors do karaoke, children can't sleep). Narad has left, rises up to the “victim” of night singing, opens the door... say “shuff” – say nothing. A huge man with a weekly scarf and stickers. Neighbors from below are really a whistle (it can’t be called singing) some hard pop. Asked if you were asking the neighbors to be a little quieter, the man replied: "If I had called, they would have called the police, - then scratched the neck and added, - an ambulance, I think, too."

Theft, fraud, kidnapping, drug trafficking is fine. But stealing gas in Russia is not allowed even to Gypsies. Not in that pocket.

The fucking! She sent a quote twice, both times she almost instantly drank out of admines. What kind of shit? How to breathe - so please; and as a man asks for help - so tell him can't.
Bro, who is looking for a script for Heroes IV about the dragon. It’s not a script, but a company called “Dragons of Sword and Magic.” Search for thematic resources. At least one of them, I checked. The name of the resource this time I will not write ( suddenly deleted due to the type of "advertising"). Good luck to you, collected by interests. I hope you can see it this time.

We decided to send the parcel by post of Russia to another city, we come to the mail, they report - cancelled the forms that previously needed to be filled in, now only killed in the computer info that you wrote on the parcel. I am comfortable, yes! Posthumous - well, I don't know... With the blank it will come, so, only with God's help! That is all. State institution - with the help of God"... Apparently this is our mentality - everything is done through... the help of God...)

If humans evolved from monkeys, why do these monkeys still exist?

If the Americans originated from the British, why do the British still exist?

by the-mockturtle

By the way, night cough attacks release a lot of time for reading. Nevertheless, there is some supreme justice in the fact that it is impossible to cough and sleep at the same time, and to cough and read - very even yes.

The Opera:

Imagine a situation: her husband refuses to have sex, say, the head hurts a lot, he just silently rolls her down and let her beat... And she has a cartilage - an aneurysm broke in the brain, death is in place. Patanatom at the same time finds not only an aneurysm, but also cracks in another interesting place. Is it you will be murder by negligence, rape with aggravating or "sweet defending - only beaten" + accident?

Zoya: Shake up, got out of the shower, and the Bearded thing suddenly stumbled around the apartment. In the closet his secret looked, sprinkled there, thought, approached cautiously, nodded in the cheek, naturally smelled and spoke affectionately:
and oh! Yes, it is my wife, my beloved breast, washed her white breasts and smashed it with watermelon cream. And I thought Braga had passed...

What a caring tweet, writes that the "image is not shown, as it can be delicate in nature". I am an adult boy, I can... really a picture strictly for adults - the trace of a Martian rover on the red planet, children are no longer interested

“Whoever is not for Spartak is for Dynamo.”

Recall the history of the USSR.
For quite a long time, a nine-year-old boy from a large city was sent to a small village to his grandmother.
It was autumn, the grandson went to a new school, and the grandmother tied him a hat, beautiful bright white and blue.
After school, the grandson came home with bluishes, the hat was not of those colors.
The grandmother gathered forces and quickly shaken the red-and-white, Spartacus, and, as it turned out, again did not guess, receiving as a disapproval of her work a grandson with a fingering under the eye.
But the grandmother did not give up and decided to dig deeper. She conducted intelligence activities, gathered information, and quickly bound her head cover in red and blue for the morning. It was over, and my grandson was no longer there.

and XXX:
Youngsters play the rescue team.
by Kola:
- Here are our bandages, here are the rescue vests, here are the tombs.
by Natasha:
Why the graves?
by Kola:
In a fire, you can’t do without dead people.
OOOU :
I do not remember, in connection with which, I had a list of compulsory contents of the pharmacy box opened on the comp. by Wink:
The daughter was interested in the item: "Sacks for bodies 18 pieces"
- This is what, in the SV - each personal bag, in the coupe - two, and in the placard - three in the bag will be stuck?!!! to

Here’s the obsessive comparison of cigarettes with hunts, imho, says a lot about the opponents of smoking :)
The ps. I do not smoke myself.
The pps. I have nothing against the hooks.

As one famous man said, “As soon as punishments for women’s insults and beating are equal, they will just start beating their mouths without talking.”

And you and he for some reason think that beating a woman is like pinning a pillow.
You can even lose your life ;)

A "genital director" is a p*ed director or a p*ed director?