I bought a praised German juicer, and it broke.

Did you drink a lot of juice?

- Yes, a little apple and orange, and already on the berry it is

Covered...

Putin’s decree orders President Medvedev to be called “the re-elected and unemployed President of the Russian Federation.”
President of the Russian Federation 3.0. Conditionally free
Cyber: The Pre-release... :)
Third Opre: UGU
3opre: Downgrade to the President of Russia version 2.0 service-term 3
3opre: FSB edition
The cyber :)

I understand why people get tired at work.
XXX Why?? to
C3: Do not do anything at work =)

kis37: I haven't slept for two days - I go home, I go through the refuelling, I look at the stand with prices and I don't squeeze - why do all the clocks show different times...

The friends! Don’t think I’m the last but the last is more expensive.
I was noticed today that if the electric toothbrush is kept in one place (on the tooth), then in 10 minutes the toothstone disappears.
But the dental corporations hide this info. For each tooth, take 5000 to 10,000.
I hope everybody can afford this luxury. Just need to buy it.

Very useful info. Many odmines (including me) are lazy to go to the tooth...

XXX is
I went to the village... and there was just a maslenica... on the main square of the typho... very symbolic it all looked... on March 9, happy men, with joyful cries burning the grandmother... remembered the phrase: “Hate the witch! Your celebration is over!"

I recently learned that we are selling our license consultant and 1C to the office, which stamps tons of piracy discs.
Chakis

RUMKO: I sit in the computer class, the girl fits, asks here inet works?
I say yes.
She pulls out that end of the cable that is from the comp to the network and cuddles to her notebook, locking it not on the network, but on the computer, stands waiting, passes a long minute, which I am worth titanic efforts not to cuddle and she gives out, fuck you don't know - what I said then! It turns and falls... I roll...

The bad bus :(
2nd?
Babies, they are everywhere :O
2: Which float on two seats at once? Or those who surround you like zombies and suck your breasts?

M is
Now I think I can drink a cognac to warm up.

andrpodolsk
Drink it, it makes it easier.

M is
You are the best good doctor, you are the best doctor.

M is
He squeezed the rabbit’s legs.
He would jump on the road again.


M is
And Max poured cognac.
The pain passes a little.


andrpodolsk
Then I poured more vodka.
The pain goes through the nasopharynx.



andrpodolsk
Then I even drank beer.
Max is beautiful.

M is
The beer broke up again.
In the morning the head is shattered.
M is
They drank and danced.
and good doctors.

andrpodolsk
The doctors looked beautiful.
Fearful and red.

M is
They all loved each other.
several times in a circle.

Yesterday we went to the electronics store, to the laptop section.
Well, they are there in a row, you can play them, see what they can do.
I approach the next note, go to the screen properties and change the standard screensaver to the text "I broke".
I leave for 2 minutes and leave.
Suits a man with a sales consultant, he begins to pair up all the merits of this note.

What was the surprise of the man, when after the phrase of the seller
"we give it a warranty of 1 year, but believe it is broken" on the screen appears the same phrase "I broke".

The man and the seller just rolled under the table with me.

Madisson
It was on Tuesday.

Madisson
Presentation was shown

Madisson
I presented – I told

Madisson
I was opposed to the prejudice.

Madisson
from the rear side.

Madisson
I'm quietly under my nose: let's go.

Madisson
The first parties fell.

Madisson
I think I’m burning ?

From ASI:

Knox (16:42:15 9/03/2008)
Give me a description of the emoji: Kissing

Knox (16:42:39 9/03/2008)
I have no animation.

Deserved to smile (16:43:39 9/03/2008)
In this smiley, one yellow circle with a mouth turning to the other with a mouth and cracks and kisses in the side of this circle, which is why the circle with cracks is covered with a red scarf)

<xxx> How to connect XP & Windows Server 2003 please describe everything in detail
<yyy> We put 2003 and XP. Then we put the systems next to them. We take the scotch (preferably construction) and bind.
<zzz> asked to connect instead of glue!
<aaa> Let’s put 2003 and XP. Then we put their systems next to them, we take a clutch of spikes and tie, tie. There are two connected servers. Protocol II of SPICi

My wife is sitting on a pair.

Kettarry (13:01:33 7/03/2008)
Girls on the back draw members of their boys thus measuring who is longer

by 111
We tried yesterday by the whole group to explain to a Chinese woman in English how to pass the analysis on feces.

by 111
This is the quotation)

by 222
And the result?

by 111
We got stuck for the word toilet))

by 111
They showed pantomimes.

by 222
X – X

AAA: Why is the doctor who treats neuropathologists called a neuropathologist?

He: I put my hands in your pants.
Keep your hands away from the saint.
Why is this a holy place?
She: And this is the topic!
He: Place of Universal Pilgrimage
c) the sea

sheik (17:53:38 3/03/2008)
I am a fun basketball player.

Nude (17:54:29 3/03/2008)
I am a curlingist of a sad image.

The xxx:
Hi, do you speak English?
and kroll:
There is a little...
The xxx:
In English please!
and kroll:
Oh, sorry... so lu4she?