Opened vacancies for the position "Doctor".
Employment duties: regular reading of the abyss, ignoring boring quotes containing the words "not humorous", "and remember?", "and you thought why?", as well as boring moralizing hills, fantasies of minors, etc.
Requirements for candidates: sense of humor, adequate perception of the world, stress resistance, regular sexual life, age from 20 years.
One, fucking, I can’t do it. and :(

The library said " YOU ARE THE ENDIGMENTAL YOUTH to play the game, we at least had group sex and drugs"

Not every Russian can correctly name the name of our president.

Zzzz: Why not at work? We need you.
I have a temperature of 40.
zzz: No problem, for most AMD, this is a normal temperature.

XXX: Greetings
YYY: Hello
Q: What is the case?
Okay, and what about you?
Q: What kind of girls do you like?
Tagged: smart
I am sorry (

This is where our conversation ends. ?

A member of the drug control department said
The month ends, and the plan to capture criminals is not fulfilled, they decided to call a dumb grandmother, who trades grass and ask to give them a couple of her clients, well that long breaks, like sin on the soul does not want to take, some persuaded her. Two calls come to her. It grit you type here do not start, but go out of the house and around the corner, and there they just wait for mints... mints wait half an hour, wait, and nicknames do not come out, think what a shit, decided to go for reconnaissance, go and see the picture: people in masks crack down and take away...
they think what a shit, they return to the department they call from the FSB and say that the type also did not perform the plan, and that on the phone you need to talk less

The results of the Olympics will be submitted by nominations:
The first students;
students for whom computer science is a profiling discipline;
students for whom computer science is a general educational discipline;
students of technical universities;
students of military universities;
students of legal and humanitarian specialties;
and students.

I write a letter to a friend in the Mozilla browser. The word "foreign" emphasizes - the type is incorrectly written. I look at the proposed options. Killed the second option: Zombie jewel.
Imagine you are taking the eggs for the legs... and about the pineapple.

Kaliningrad fishermen, who were taken from the shore on the ice on Thursday evening, surprised rescuers with an unusual request. People asked the emergency services staff to arrive later, as the clay began.

Only the man is truly superstitious who refuses.
The 13th salary.
Everyone else pretends.

I sit in line to the dentist. There is a talking grandfather.
to stir up the public on the subject of raising the mood before the upcoming
of action. He talks to everyone. Some are silent, to see.
Unable to help. Someone is responding. A conversation with a grandmother
To find out what they live in neighboring suburban villages. Judging by
appearance and corresponding age, the grandfather acknowledges that
In his youth he frequently travelled to a neighboring village for knowledge.
The joy of love. My grandmother says, “What’s your name, maybe we’re.”
“Have you been with you in those years?” The answer of the grandmother killed everyone, roasted
So that the doctors looked out of the cabinets, “I, you all, who come to me.
“I came here, should I remember?”
After that, the grandfather was philosophically silent.

Three friends meet.
One wife has been married for ten years, the other is a mistress and the third is a fiancé.
Well discussed their men, then yes - decided to experiment:
dressed in leather black underwear - sexy socks with belt - high
Heels - a mask on the eyes and so meet your loved ones.

They meet again in a week.

"The Bride" tells - He came home, I met him in socks, in the
mask on high heels - he threw on me said I love
His life and we had sex all night.

The mistress says - I came to him in the office - I closed the door -
opened the coat - and there leather underwear, mask, heels - he is nothing
I said, but we had sex for 5 hours without a break.

The wife says embarrassed - the husband came from work, I opened the door
black leather underwear, sexy socks and mask - he looked and
He asked, “What is there for dinner, Batman?”

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Bacha guards remember the hymnastic for the eyes!
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Three O_O
Four O O O
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News: Lars Ulrich, METALLICA drummer, in a recent interview admitted that he also used the internet to download the full album and did not pay for it. I decided that if anyone has the right to download "Death Magnetic" for free, it is me", he said.
Vladimir Vladimirovich: Young Lars! Few can steal themselves.
Stephanie: Did he even say thank you to the man who flooded?

[00:17:55] <IGS> who has a movie Alien-4
[00:19:25] <J.D.A.L.K.E.R.> I can give my sister, the effect is the same

The xxx:
I just got a girl alone in love confessed... it would be nothing, but she has a status: Love of evil you will love and goat...
The xxx:
No one has called me so beautifully a goat.

K is

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Only to me, the people who ask their questions in Runet's Quotation seem stupid?
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5 of them!!!! to

I have seen more men who have lost their desire to have a wife and children and to keep them at ease than men who have lost their desire to be drunk and to be prostitutes.
c. William Yates

Everything has its mouth.
There is a need for each of them.
Everyone has to eat their own.

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Lena Sanook: Well... during lunch, we remembered the corporations in 2006 and 2007. I learned a little new about myself.
Vladimir: Did you dance Tanness live on the basket?
Lena Sanok: No...
Vladimir: And what then?
Lena Sanok: I turned out to have participated in a competition with the director. The contest was in the pool... the director was without a swimsuit...
Yippidy: Yippidy is good! ?
Lena Sanook: I was in the swimsuit!! to
Vladimir: What did you have?
What is the essence of the contest?
Lena Sanok: I was without brains! Without a brain!! to
by Vladimir :D

What is the meaning of the contest? ?