XXX: I cleaned up.
If you consider that 70% of the house dust is made up of skin scales, I have just scratched out a couple of bodies from my system. I will go to a funeral.

XXX: Do you remember, you said, a man’s soccer friend?
XXX: So we don’t have friends anymore.

Portal of Household:

And there is also such an ancient way of surviving clowns from the house - to catch one clown, put it in the middle of the table, sit at the table to all the households and start to sneeze over the clown. Clop from the humiliation suffered will be enough "condratium", and his relatives, unable to endure shame, will leave the unhappy house.

The third child of Pope Grant
I write the article. There is this text:
The baby is 3 years old: at this age the baby is actively growing, stretching, becoming higher, he grows to 20 teeth.

Imagine a drizzlov with a voice: and now he can get food for himself.

The doctor said that I was schizophrenic... and that despite the fact that my dragon brought such convincing arguments against me...

Nothing is given to our country so cheaply and nothing is valued in it as expensive as gasoline.

The First Pacificists

This is a shit – one half of the readers rejoice that I am telling a well-known historical fact, the other – that it is an outspoken blunder.
These stories are the most interesting. All the laurels of this story are addressed to Leo Gumilev, whom I now read with pleasure.

In the first Crusade, a great battle between a knight's army and an Arab cavalry. About the future, the chroniclers on both sides tell with great shyness, but did not let go of pointing out the main problem. Pride knights sat on the most powerful of their wrestlers, starving for female society after a long march. But the Arabs were sitting on wretched obedient goats. The battle didn’t happen immediately, but the horses were pleased.

Those who say you cannot eat at night, let them try to explain why the light in the refrigerator is invented.

XXX: Something bad I have become. I deal with the castet, like a teenager with a condom, some case will turn.

She, as it is believed, soaked her with ointment, which over time acquires a white shade.She goes, i.e., in the subway car, a guy stands next to her, looks at her for a long time, then so delicately:"Girl, you have stayed here"and points to the lip.and "

Love of evil, you will love the goat
Love is good, you will love and you will love.

(About the Cat Sphinx)

xxx> will they be shuffled by the wool, is it a pity?

The female logic:
Throw away all the knights, and then walk and cry that nobody likes.

xxx: I was visited yesterday by the thought of fairy tales and why they don't look like reality
YYY : Why?
Because in the fairy tale there are evil heroes, there are good ones. All the fucking things in life!

Amanda came to work today. The whole office.

XXX: You are sent to me by God. thank you.
YYY: You see, even God sent her. Follow his example.

Spring... life go!... and you, breasts, stay!

On the cat feed is written: "Healthy pet today and tomorrow!"
And the afternoon...?

In one forum:
xxx: He listened to the Commander-in-Chief of the Armed Forces and somehow became disgusted for the fact that the Russian general watered our defenses with dirt, hailed our samples of military equipment and advocated for procurement of military equipment abroad...
YYY: the head of the rubber...
Zzzz: And even the stitched...

I have a friend (27 years old) playing dancers, met a real guy":))) I have been communicating for a long time, he plays cool, including almost the best friends. I recently found out that he was 12:)))