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[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №27708
 23.03.2010
Mithilonian (10:39:32 22/03/2010)
I will kill my brother!! to

Ephowerg (10:45:12 22/03/2010)
What is Atko?

Ephowerg (10:45:31 22/03/2010)
* such

Mithilonian (10:46:37 22/03/2010)
I went to Egypt and asked the electric cat to feed me.

Mythologist (10:47:05 22/03/2010)
So he half the vacation cat catsan feeds

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №27707
 23.03.2010
From task to laboratory work:
"Printings glue with glue (stepler, insulator, patch, gum, paddle, etc. Do not use)."
Harsh students

[ + 144 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №27706
 23.03.2010
Today I went to the universe, paid in the bus for some grandmother. I go back, the guy paid for my grandfather. And I thought it would never be like this in Krasnoyarsk :) Let’s all make the old people happy. The price of a ticket is not a big price for the joy of the elderly, they have not so much left.
Plus, let as many people as possible read, let's change the world for the better, at least a little :)

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №27705
 23.03.2010
admin: I have a rotting stomach already hurt)) Happiness of the bite brought the person with the name of Karp, after 20 minutes another application, the name of the client - Leszcz )))))))
Tagged with: ahahah
At lunch we learned that today is a fish day in the dining room.
Rufus: This explains a lot.

[ + 86 - ] Comment quote №27704
 23.03.2010
Per
He burned it: Well, there we dance with the crowd on the dance field. He approached me and said “I’ll go and drink vodka.” Hm, what about me? I do not know him.
In total minutes after 5 comes back with the words "and you are beautiful"

[ + 86 - ] Comment quote №27703
 22.03.2010
Sitemap is like this:
Parents at home. My unseen man and I lie on the couch. He begins to cling, I try to resist, but eventually he gets on me and tries to hold on.)
He: Well, now you won’t go anywhere from me!
I: I will scream!
He said, “Why are you shouting?”
I: This is what they scream when something slips on you and tries to go where you shouldn’t?
He is :?? to
I: Mom, take it off with me!! to

[ + 105 - ] Comment quote №27702
 22.03.2010
Alinka: Well, and what will you do?
Slem: I will drink
Alinka: Oh, there’s good... I’m living there...

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №27701
 22.03.2010
Ivanov: We know how much you pay to participate in these rallies!
Volokhonsky: We know how much they pay to leave such comments!

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №27700
 22.03.2010
Xxx: all fucking, swimming, learned
xxx: I sit, read the textbook on the monitor, read to the end of the page, took the edge of the keyboard and leafed it from the table into the garbage can.
XXX: I didn’t break the wire.

[ + 80 - ] Comment quote №27699
 22.03.2010
Marinochka Sokolova VKontakte, contact information: ICQ - more than the blonde))

Oh, how hard it is with them...

[ + 84 - ] Comment quote №27698
 22.03.2010
You have female attention.
Ohhhhhhhh?
Reno: Neo
Reno: Who needs me?
Reno: thick, acne
Re: The Poor
Reno: Only Mom and the Military Command

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №27697
 22.03.2010
forward
But a couple of years ago I was squeezed on the... member =\ It was a difficult situation. He didn't show anyone, lubricated with oil, and then, when he got out a little from lack of oxygen, he just turned off.

Norman
Did you turn off the fox just because it was bitten by a tick? What if he bitten you in the head?

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №27696
 22.03.2010
Ilya Yanovich
Here are the fans. Hey guys, I’m showing a special, third follet. Do you want to see a new follower?
- Uninstantly, talk of software, uninstantly! We'll make a statement on the fan site!
What do you have on your computer, the follower is launched?
Well, Follett, and what then?
Is there an isometric, right?
Well, look, isometria, so it’s crazy. The wicked!!!! Where is isometria? It looks like a first person!!! to
You have driven him all out!! Demon, return the isometria, Demon!! to

[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №27695
 22.03.2010
Hi the Anime.
I am not anonymous. and hello.
Have you watched "Death Notebook"? Meaning an animator.
Not a pudding once.

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №27694
 22.03.2010
I am buying 9.
I have a Ford Mondeo.
He: And I have 18 centimeters.
Fuck that window!! to
I’m going to go at 8...

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №27693
 22.03.2010
D) I love you
Find a friend and divorce.
D) Why I like you

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №27692
 22.03.2010
The Doll of Woody (23:17:31)
Maybe you’re not good.
and Enoch (23:17:41)
As a foolish
Doll of Woody (23:17:49)
As a fool is not good.

[ + 64 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №27691
 22.03.2010
The announcement:
We need programmers with their head on their shoulders and hands from there.

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №27690
 22.03.2010
Valery: I once cleaned potatoes on the machine at the factory. The machine was a 5 coordinate processing center for 12kk. Carefully removed 2 mm of peel, in the place of eyelids and dark spots was deepened by a petal fridge for 5 mm.
Valery: I was caught by the boss, the chief engineer, who barely lied.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №27689
 22.03.2010
<DirtyCake>How a cute attractive girl can instantly stop being such?
<DirtyCake>It’s enough to get out of the bag a book "Summer"

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