In front of the club, two girls (D) sit in a barbecue and smoke. Suitable for young people:
Do you want champagne? It’s good, we just don’t get a bottle into the club.
D is :
Put it on and go to your club.

About vodka with beer: when a cup of beer is poured, a whiskey is drunk, a vodka is poured, a whiskey is drunk again, and so on until there is one vodka left in the cup - this is an alpine cocktail, called "ascension".
But this is not the end!
Next follows the reverse process of vodka is drunk, beer is poured... such a cocktail climbers call the "drop". The truth is that rarely anyone lives before it... climbing is not everyone’s don’t cheer)))

by 111
Sex is a sin!! to

by 222
I made a mistake today :D

by 111
Go to repentance!!! to

by 222
I’m on my knees, don’t I have to?:DDDD

Doc: They say Tolik is still studying?
Tagged with: HY
Doc: He’s like an energetizer, he’s learning seven times longer than others.

Review of the video card with passive cooling on the website of one of the well-known online stores:

Burned at the first turn.

Unfortunately, I have not been able to find it (

Disadvantages: at the first inclusion, the condor burned out, the tongue of the flame of 6 centimeters, the warranty was refused.

Review: Fairy Mill...

The Monday. The morning. A crowded trail. The crowd and the press. You can press your feet and you will not fall anyway. The conductor, pointing to the two-seat seat where a man sits in one place, and next to it freely, proclaims to the whole salon: "Here is a man alone, no one wants him!"

List of beaches in Egypt:
The fish are forbidden to feed, as they lose the skill of hunting and begin to live in begging.
From the hand is written:
"As the Arabs"

I love men and that’s all. They have it all...not like me.

The Doza:
And I refused to confirm the certificate in universe (real!!!) motivated this by the fact that I bought it (a certificate from a private clinic) and they only confirm the certificates from the district clinics! In the end, I had to buy a fake certificate to close up a real illness.

The slaxer:
))))))))))))))))))))))))

The fuzzy symbol of Russia has long been to become not a bear, but a whale.

The mania of greatness is if you launched your page right away in Wikipedia.

"If the spouses have nothing to do in the evening, it is time to start dividing property" (c) Lark.

I now know why girls wear deep decolt – so you don’t see red eyes after drinking XD

and snorapp:
Oh well! She is a boy, he is a girl, a normal heterosexual family.

The word is not a whirlwind.
Jack is a whore.

Medvedev ordered all ministers to master blogs and social networks and also to shave their beards and wear a German dress.

CRAYS: If the cat stopped eating aloe, it means that he found somewhere an old cocktail.

When did you last see your breasts?
Give me a calendar?
In what year?

Talk between two girls on the bus.

No, you give everything to the children – nerves, strength, time... And from them grow up some bandits, psychics and maniacs...

2: Good for you! Children are all like that!

1: All of them. Believe in me. I have worked as a teacher in a kindergarten for 20 years.

When beer appeared in PET boilks, they were called "tits". How then I approached the bar and slightly bowed up and asked, "Do you have beer in the tites?"", from the window wild rust, I bend down on the counter of the seller's chest, probably 10th size, she:"What there is not!".