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[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №140052
 30.03.2017
Cut already on the nose that when divided by zero infinity is not possible. The operation of dividing into a zero by folding element is not defined in the axiomatics of actual numbers. The result does not exist by definition. The boundary transition from division, which sometimes gives infinity (0/0, for example, can give anything: zero, constant, infinity) is a fundamentally different from division operation, which has nothing to do with it. May Zoroastrian be with you!

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №140051
 30.03.2017
1> Moscow on April 2 will take part in the international action "Fire Blue"
2> Every Friday we light blue without any action.

[ + 33 - ] [18 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №140050
 29.03.2017
Fbhasia is better than any overseas resort.
I’t say. He was in Abkhazia and Vietnam. Vietnam liked it much more. Travelled wild on a motorcycle. There is no theft, all Vietnamese are friendly and help in everything. My wallet fell out of my pocket while I was riding a motorbike. So the Vietnamese carried 2 quarters to get my wallet back.
In Abkhazia, if an aboriginal finds your wallet, it will also just fly on the wings of 2 quarters, and if necessary, more. On the other side of you.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №140049
 29.03.2017
It was in the Soviet era. I am 12 years old, a city resident. Grandma in the village. We will go to her in the evening. Clock at five. The adults were busy, and I was sent out for a walk. I go home at 5 p.m. and there is no one. A note and money on the table. I thought they had agreed at five and left without me. I catch the money, run to the bus, to the station, the electric, the village, the grandmother. Grandma is digging in the garden, looking at me: and you came alone? Where are the others? I look at her incomprehensively. I remember the paper. I get, I turn. I read, “Son, come down for bread, we will soon be...”

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №140048
 29.03.2017
Suddenly read the name of one of their nearby grocery stores (bakery, cookery, buchlo): "Taste"! Fuck, let’s record the series: Taste, Taste, Smell...

[ + 37 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №140047
 29.03.2017
“Human disputes are endless, not because the truth is impossible to find, but because those who argue seek not the truth, but self-affirmation.”

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №140046
 29.03.2017
by Pikachu

Talk about the graduate work on the HUDGRAPH.

Q: How is the protection of such a diploma? The Technician)
U: You bring a picture to watch, you wait two hours for a bunch of teachers to reach it, they look at it for 30 seconds, they say, “Wow, you’re going to go,” and they write a like in a note.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №140045
 29.03.2017
As a response to the opposition, officials are planning to go to a rally with posters "Corruption - our future", "Hands away from my yacht", "On TV did not show - therefore, nothing happened", "Past the porvo for the house for escape", "My flashlight - my rules" and "I am a patriot - I steal only in Russia!".

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №140044
 29.03.2017
Today, the Federation Council approved a bill on the exemption from taxes of Russian citizens who have fallen under sanctions.
Do you know what the formulation is? But such "forced in connection with sanctions permanently reside in Russia"
Do you understand? Forced residence of an oligarch in Russia is equal to torture and needs compensation from the state. It would be funny if it wasn’t so sad.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №140043
 29.03.2017
I wear what I like, including rings.
There were no questions, no advice, no condemnation.
And at the box office, the cassiers do not shrink from a set of goods, and the pharmacists submissively give out anything needed without undue rust, and the sellers do not impose anything on me.

and Plussadin! Moreover, I have never struck a seller. And here "colleagues-buyers" hammered a couple or three times...

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №140042
 29.03.2017
Ukrainian lifehack: you will not be put into the car bag if the car bag is burning.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №140041
 29.03.2017
On the weekend, I went on a paid route for the first time.
XXX: Stayed in a Pay Traffic

[ + 27 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №140040
 29.03.2017
I will leave for a short time, for a couple of days.
WOW: Where is it?
I’m going to drink...

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №140039
 29.03.2017
I knew a girl with a rare gift of prophecy.

When we met, I talked a lot about myself. I asked a lot of questions about her. I tried to find an interesting topic for conversation.

Eventually she looked me in the eyes and said:

You want to invite me to a date. I have invited.

After the meeting, I took her home. At the entrance I said goodbye. He told me how well he had the evening. Moving from foot to foot. Then she looked me in the eyes again and said:

You want to kiss me. I have kissed.

After a few meetings, we were in the same bed. Taking off my shirt, she said:

Tomorrow you will walk all day and smile like an idiot.

The little girl had a gift.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №140038
 29.03.2017
How do I dream of hearing on the streets: "Feed a former State Duma deputy"! And more often!

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №140037
 29.03.2017
xxx: Will I steal your design, with your permission?
YYY : No.
Okay, then I’ll just steal it.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №140036
 29.03.2017
The call. I open: there are two young men in white shirts and black costumes. Hot on the street.
Do you want to talk about God?
I have all the windows and a balcony. I am in some trousers.
Come with a box of beer. Let us talk.
No more came. Probably offended.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №140035
 29.03.2017
Tagged #
The coat was white. She went on a date. I think she could not only light up a brick for 5 meters, but also a concrete block, if it was nearby.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №140034
 29.03.2017
I also dreamed of Gleb. I was swimming among the trees on the swamp in a boat, and he stood in it by the belt, smiling and pulling the pen.
XX: The whole essence of Gleb

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №140033
 29.03.2017
In general, the problem is that the telec is new, and the old good yellow and white connectors (AV) in it is not...Instead of this tueva hush HDMI, VGA, etc... connectors, under the tulips, there are, their pieces six and by the way of a 15-minute tick I still connected "Dendy"..But the image is black and white =( In the head immediately began to come up the thought that if the image becomes colorful, then the room will break into daddy and give me back, with the cry "I'm going to have you, you regret the cinema!", but then I remember that my TV and I live in my apartment...

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