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[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №150000
 26.03.2018
For the non-German peoples of the East, higher education must be abolished, four-year schools are sufficient. In these schools they will be taught the simple count, say, to five hundred, the writing of the name, the need to be submissive to the Germans, as well as decent and conscientious guys. It is not necessary to teach them to read,” said Heinrich Himmler.


[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №149999
 26.03.2018
Ergo is:
Learned about the existence of 28-core processors.I went to the I.Market from curiosity to look at the cost. I look at the price - 1.5 lam, but what surprised - up to 5 reviews. I think it's cool, though I know why these others are used, but it wasn't.
All reviews were approximately of the following content:

Illinois of Vyacheslav:
Advantages: Strong, beautiful, shining in the sun.
Disadvantages: Not suitable for all interiors.
The commentary:
I bought 4 pieces for the kitchen under the legs of the table, or scratched the laminate. I wanted to fit the color. Clay PVA, got caught immediately. The table is moving quietly. I recommend.

Gaifullin Azamat
Advantages: Powerful, fast loading windows xp
The shortcomings:
Hot, the performance of tasks occurs at the output faster than I have time to send the task to the input, because of this sometimes the system fails (
The commentary:
Long assembled PC for the game lada racing.
Well what! This stone is almost done, 29fps! I advise everyone

Anonymous User
The Dignity:
and cheap. This is all

The commentary:
The system loaded for 3 minutes. Then she went to the rubbish. But after dancing with the drums, it was still possible to start normally, just folding the root from 775 to 3647, nothing.

The Anonymous User:
The Dignity:
1st I liked the combination of numbers in the number 8180. In my opinion, with "Xeon" it sounds perfect!
2nd The silver color and rectangular form of the cpu just delight the eye with its unique aesthetics.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №149998
 26.03.2018
In our grounded world, girls, who have tasted this, quickly end up with a bouquet of sexual abortions, two abortions at the age of 16 and no chances of education and normal work, because the brake is enough to break once, and then you fly under the cut and push the pedal, don't push, and she just fails and all.

Do not laugh at adults. Almost everyone over 30 has examples of such outdoors girls who grew up, got a job, husband, children and now nothing reminds them of their youth. Rather, the strictness towards the family of these sailors is such that the army sergeants will be jealous.
A person is a complex thing, life among others is even more complicated and in all this diversity of factors only the behavioral trait in youth does not yet define a place in life, especially sex has no special addiction, compared to the same alcohol, and bores all this quickly enough.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №149997
 26.03.2018
Ulysses was in the hospital a year ago. There was a shelf with books. It was published in the 1992 edition of the book "The Recognition of Burn". Yes, it was "Born’s Identification" translated by some Superbrain in the 92nd year :-)))

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №149996
 26.03.2018
Basic – an incredibly popular resource

That is what we talk about. In the database, it is sufficient to have the ability to read, write and count (including interest - to accurately determine the amount of the discount in rubles). And the sequences-cossecans let future engineers in the institutes study who will really be useful, an ordinary person will not benefit from excessive brain suggestion anyway.

The Minister of Education here.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №149995
 26.03.2018
We all have three cars here.

yyy: sewing, laundry and lipstick!

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №149994
 26.03.2018
I lie somehow with my husband before going to bed, I am already in a half-sleep, he gently smoots me on my back and suddenly gives:

What a gentle skin you have! To remove it, reproduce it and make it a blanket for yourself.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №149993
 26.03.2018
I see

She was only 4 years old, she was scared and began to drown. I pulled it out"

"On a children's holiday in the park he sat a crying baby on his neck so that he could see better"

Do you really see the difference?

And I see the difference between putting a crying child on the neck and raping.
And I consider it a disgrace when a single father is planted, because the expert concluded that the tails of the animals that his daughter is drawing are phallic shaped.
And I consider it a shame not to trust objective evidence (video) and to judge a child’s coach for sitting a meter from the child.
And I also believe that a society in which an adult is afraid to save a child and even just come to talk to him, is a sick society.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №149992
 26.03.2018
Education does not teach to think - a mantra of lazy people who did not have enough willpower to get this very education.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №149991
 26.03.2018
They pay around the President alone, and everyone will have to pay.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №149990
 26.03.2018
Good night! I want to send you another story.

Last year, when I spoke with the class, I asked what they dreamed of. The living of all responded to the desire to be happy. Everyone without exception made it clear that they want to be happy. And then she said that when you try to make others happy, only then you become truly happy. The amount of money and the position are powerless. And we remembered who we helped during the year (internat and TD). But here is another story from which you can draw conclusions about happiness.

Angel, the Jew, the owner of the most famous bakery in Germany, often said, “Do you know why I am alive today? He was a teenager when the Nazis in Germany murdered Jews mercilessly. The Nazis took us by train to Auschwitz. There was a deadly cold at night. We were left in cars for days without food, without beds, and therefore without the possibility of warming up. Snow was everywhere. The cold wind freezes our cheeks every second. We were hundreds of people in those cold, terrible nights. No food, no water, no shelter. The blood froze in the veins. Next to me was an elderly Jew from my town. He was trembling and looked horrible. I hugged him with my hands to warm him up. I hugged him tightly to give him some warmth. Raster his arms, legs, face, neck. I begged him to stay alive. I encouraged him. So I warmed this man all night. I was tired and frozen. My fingers blinked, but I kept massaging the man’s body to warm him up.
So many hours passed. Finally the morning came, the sun began to shine. I looked around to see other people. To my horror, all I could see were frozen bodies. All I could hear was the silence of death. The cold night killed everyone. They died of the cold. The old man survived because I did not let him freeze, and I survived because I warmed him. Can you tell me the secret to survival in this world? When you warm the hearts of others, you warm yourself. When you support, strengthen and inspire others, you also get support, strengthening and inspiration in your life.
Dear friends, this is the secret to a happy life!

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №149989
 26.03.2018
A bad date is when you come with one bouquet and leave with another.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №149988
 26.03.2018
Vladimir_el_140: You guess, we still have cameras in the workshops and on the perimeter.. and they eat carefully - and don't you do anything unwarranted in the classroom time.. 7,5 people, but the chiefs of 20, the guard of 20.... This is some wrong correctional labor camp.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №149987
 26.03.2018
here

If someone sees a child alone where unaccompanied children do not have a place, he will report this to the police, such precedents have already been, if the child becomes ill - people will call an ambulance.

In 1997, at the age of 17, I saved a girl. She ran away from her grandmother, slipped, slid down the slope and fell into the ice water. There was a maximum of my chest, but she was only 4 years old, she was scared and started drowning. I pulled it out without even wet my head, but my parents wrote letters to the administration and eventually gave me a medal for saving the dead.
So today, in such a situation, I will call the police, the ambulance, the rescuers; I will take the phone, I will scream, help, but I will not even give her a hand. And suddenly the pop accidentally falls behind and today's parents will write to the administration not to reward me at all.
My friend almost lost his freedom because at a children’s party in the park he sat a crying baby on his neck so that he could see better. And the foolish mother, who was not there at the time, rushed to the police. And now the father of two daughters, one of the most direct and honest people I know, is labeled pedophile-gay, although he was justified.
Pedophiles, just go on!

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №149986
 26.03.2018
realAVA: The dumb author of the advertised book can’t understand a simple thought:
If something from school education was not useful to you personally, it does not mean that it was not useful to anyone at all!
If for you, sequences and cosecans are poses in sex, then someone calculates the trajectories of communication satellites on them.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №149985
 26.03.2018
In one Bartholomew night more people were cut off than in the reign of the Terrible.

All this is like a discussion of who is more humane and decent: Chikatilo or Jack the Destroyer.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №149984
 26.03.2018
Vanno7380: Yes, you have to pay for everything yourself and I will tell you the idea. There is one company in Kemerovo, they pay workers like 40-45 good but fines for everything and everyone - in the end 25-30 on the hands, well, don't fall on the fines. But in addition there practice such participation of workers in the modernization of production. put a new telfer cost 300,000, in the morning come to work workers of all 145 people built. They announce, Yesterday someone joked by the toilet to everyone a fine of 1000 rubles. It goes two weeks again gathering, again smashed past the toilet to all a fine of 1000 r. My comrade asks, and who has seen, here is the security guard and technician, they say that it was a matter. Comrade says, we fucking probably pay the telfer?
All to work, and the speaker to the staff department.
This is the golden bottom for modernization. Learn to

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №149983
 26.03.2018
I can’t stand it, sorry)) to this:
59 is. I graduated with a gold medal.

I have to burn so.

In your resume it is stated that you have won the Nobel Prize. In which, let me ask, areas?
It is in Sarasota!"

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №149982
 26.03.2018
You will then compare it (night) with the Novgorod journey of the same Horrible. Or is it not visible in the eye? Or have you just not read about this journey, in books, with a normal reference machine?

We have read.

In 1569, Grozny arrived in Novgorod, which had about 40,000 inhabitants. There was an epidemic, and there was a smell of rebellion. According to the results of the reign of the emperor, the memorial lists fully preserved in the synods mark 2800 deaths. But Jerome Gorsay in “Russia Notes” points out that the opričniki cut out 700,000 people in Novgorod.

Are you referring to this glorious man?

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №149981
 25.03.2018
All this ill-imagined pedophilia has naturally fertilized the soil so much that a very real pedophobia has grown and collapsed. Congratulations from all my heart.

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