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[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №14858
 02.03.2009
by Soladzur:
My wife sells advertising. Call companies on the list. Another phone call asks for a salesman. out of the tube, bored, waved so, hopelessly:
We fired all the marketers. They are useless. You are useless too. to Goodbye.

[ + -7 - ] Comment quote №14857
 02.03.2009
Where the mosquito does not squeeze the nose, the envy is a thick fist in the fist.
will notice.
by Yuri Tatarkin

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №14856
 02.03.2009
The real history of the life of the transcribers of Kazakhstan (just now
of correspondence).
Transcribers are forced to report how much is transcribed:
1st Men are
2nd women
Three The Kazakhstan...

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №14855
 02.03.2009
Two students from the military department decided to roll the flag:
What is heavier: a kilogram of wool or a kilogram of iron?
Kilogram of iron.
It is wrong, the same way.
I will give you a pound of water first, and then
A kilogram of iron, let’s see.

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №14854
 02.03.2009
xxx is. No matter how much I watched Putin and Medvedev on television, I never saw that one of them would cast a shadow away!
YYYYY Hm However.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №14853
 02.03.2009
SparkOfAHELL: I walk through the street, I walk past the store "Newborn goods". In the vitrine are hanged all kinds of slides and toys and photographs of smiling carapuses. And above all this, the inscription that just killed me: "Fly - you will not regret it!"...

[ + 66 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №14852
 02.03.2009
Quote by:
I am in the shower, washing myself. Suddenly I noticed blood flowing on my hand. I look at the whiplash and a nail runs out of it.
A damn damn repair.
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A tough man... Not from Chelyabinsk by chance?

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №14851
 02.03.2009
Gersh
Do you have the phone again?
Loki
EPTA
Loki
He is in jeans, jeans in laundry.

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №14850
 02.03.2009
Dialogue in the ASEAN...

Theme 1: Hi! I clean my contact list. to remove you? You are who?
2: You are a fool.
2 : :D
I understand, my own
1 : : D
2nd Role *

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Ra is


[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №14849
 02.03.2009
and we here in Kuzbass in the city of Inter-Rechensk held a metal festival and named it "Uranovy Lom", thank you, old school Bash, for the name of the ohuen.

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №14848
 02.03.2009
No one believes me in life!!and the (
Don’t go fucking, oh!! to

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №14847
 01.03.2009
She even kills cockroaches, saying, “Sorry, dear, you have such a fate.”

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №14846
 01.03.2009
by Fuck! Who is Cucci? Why are they all cold like him?

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №14845
 01.03.2009
XXX: How is it?
Fuck the shoppers.
xxx is?
YYY: Yes, caroch... the neighbors stumbled... from above which... read in the inlet... that if you stretch the film of the sort... and with all the pads on it... then the neighbors below the ceiling will be in the shit...
XDDDDDDDDDD
YYY: It’s not funny...I wanted a cat for a cat-matrix to shoot on a closed toilet...the basket flew onto me with the contents of a black hole...
I want such neighbors! 😉
Yyy: I also want to)) but from below))

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №14844
 01.03.2009
<Castle>: Let’s go for now
<kvaps>: good luck
It is said that, in the words of the Holy Spirit, “They are the people of the world, and they are the people of the world, and they are the people of the world.”
<Style>: Spy
<kvaps>: pjlst, call if they are over, I will drop, I have many more
<Castle>: I have
<kvaps> by Toda Verni
<kvaps>: my own
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<Richard>: I am not sorry
<kvaps>: You have taken me 23 extra
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<Greek>: Thoughts

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №14843
 01.03.2009
NiTRO (12:23:55 27/02/2009)
Hi to you! What do you do?

The Light (12:24:10 27/02/2009)
Ia na xody pishy,dorogy pere

NiTRO (12:24:23 27/02/2009)
Oh... hallow?

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №14842
 01.03.2009
I watched MTS "Total 0! Rub per minute of conversation". Interestingly, do they know that the factor zero by definition is considered to be equal to a unit?

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №14841
 01.03.2009
I’m back, but not for long.)
I’m glad, but not very much 😉

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №14840
 01.03.2009
The inhabitants of the village of Lohovo in the Irkutsk region have been trying to rename it Siberian for several years. Especially active for the new name is Lohov youth.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №14839
 01.03.2009
The "Golden Bark" is a very short period of time between "no let it go" and "b%^*t!and "

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