On Monday, the spring came... playfully captivated her finger, put her knee between her legs and left with a radiant smile.

Amanda: I like him very much. I think I will kill any woman who will bite our relationship. This is not a joke ?
Jen: sweet, how you grew up)) praiseful, praiseful
You are my closest person. All the souls-friends I told about murder shouted in one voice "You are what, you are what, we are friends!")))) ahah da-da..))

Please use an MP3 player so you can carry it with you.

in the master class of one drummer, a full hall, paphos, all things.
The man played a couple of his compositions, on the second broke half a stick and threw it into the hall, such as a gift to fans.
The leader announces:
Now ask your questions.
A man from the room, with such a loud voice:
First of all, thank you for throwing me half a stick!
He didn’t have time to ask.)

Rejoice to Corr:
The world's largest pedophile network uncovered 21:51
Yanukovych invited 250 small Japanese to Artek 21:45

The Rambler News:

A bag of cocaine was found at NASA's space center.

The commentary:
How we went to the moon means flying.

I really want to get pregnant, but I can’t. But health is okay. Please do so that another little miracle comes to light!

X: He called me early in the morning. I started screaming in the bell - Good morning, wake up! I have been sitting with my girlfriend for a long time, drinking tea..."
xxx: Well, I woke up in response - "Aaaah, fuck up early in the morning?!and "
“Well, how could I know he was on the speaker – I wanted to show the girl, her mother and her brother, how funny I was.

Will you go for a walk tomorrow?
Yyy: No, I can't :( I'll go to my friend to fix the note
Don’t forget to buy a pack of drivers ?

Philosophy in the Home:
If the socks are different, it does not mean that they are not a pair.

After viewing the first 10 seconds of Californication 4

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx! to
YYY: that
xxx: long dreamed of hearing from Mulder the phrase "I look like a fucking FBI agent!" *LOL* *LOL* *LOL*

I now so that the socks in the machine are not lost by stepling them in pairs. They disappeared in pairs.

<Gio> about the absent do not speak, or speak well
<Gio> for example, "good that he is not"

Status on VKontakte:
And, of course, it raises the mood from the morning that I learned something new.
For example, Batman in Ukrainian is Man-Kagan.

I will go into sexual slavery for three-time food.

You are my cute cute cat.
See also: Murr
So... from what?
I will put you a sardine in my mouth...
by O.O
I will give you a sausage and sausage.
I will pour you a large bowl of milk...
Tagged with: scared
“You eat, my cat, it’s good.
You have such a thin neck.
Something about zoophile... anyway.
You have to eat a lot, you have to sleep a lot.
To make a cat big and fat!
Then I’ll give you a kitchup...
The longest lunch in the world will be your lunch.
You will become a big cat.
I’ll be proud of you and then...
I will take you with my umbrella!! to
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Wild people should not be subjected to nuclear technology.

- A scenario like Chernobyl in Japan is impossible in principle!

The Communist dictatorship lies about the situation in Chernobyl!

Millions of slaves with the help of the KGB are driven to eliminate the accident with the help of machine guns!

Half of the Soviet Union has become a radioactive desert.

Japanese newspapers about the accident at the Chase to the heart of some smart, please miss out, let the children of the pepsi generation see.

Son, seeing the poster of Valery Leontiev:
Look at the crazy hat!

When a person sees something good, his pupil expands by 40%.
YYY: That is, when it is smoked, is the world beautiful?! to

Katya: I hope at least for a while they leave me alone and let me prepare for the exam.
Is the exam crazy? Come and prepare for me :)