You don’t care about your life. /////////

Seeing how steadily growing the number of medals of our Paralympic players, I involuntarily think that if in time to break our hockey players’ legs...

When you live in one city and your relatives in another, the words "go home" acquire some unique and a bit strange shade. You say the same on the way and on the other side. We go home.

I understand – a great power, nuclear weapons, oil and gas, we will not offend the Russians. But why, why do I ask you, as soon as the snow begins to melt, you can not cross NONE road in one city without forcing a slope at the junction of the sidewalk and the road?

I learned to steal in school, after the teacher of work taught us - if you want to get a fifth, bring something valuable from home.

In September 2013, a bicycle was stolen.
On March 7, I sit at home, knocking at the door, there are two in shape:
"Hello, We from the Police, came to investigate the crime scene..."
I feel it will come in December. The hot tracks of the thief were not found.

As a person familiar with the ases of marketing, I want to shake the hand of the one who first came up with advertising through a speaker on our city buses.
...And as a common man, forced to regularly use public transportation, I would give this genius a shield from the helicopter.

The news:
In Canada, police brutally dispersed a rally of protesters against police brutality, about 300 people were detained.

XXX is recurring.

Here you and people with disabilities, and got more medals than people with all extremities. Even the hockeys took second. Only the United States lost. Now I want to ask: who is the disabled?

xxx: I remember, at 14 years old I already had the internet, and the brains are not very much yet. I then received a divorce letter from an Arab girl, whose evil people took away the legacy of Popeye, half of which she promised me if I listed her a little money, bla bla... well, I didn’t have any money at the time, but to the girl I felt sympathetic and wrote her a long penetrating letter in which she told her about herself, wished her good luck in the struggle for her legacy and promised that she could write to me at any time, I listened to her and understood. I apologized for my bad English.

There are no favourites in the family row to wash dishes.

This is :

Tell me please!
Where is the most mysterious place "Habr", from which all these scary jokes are taken? "Give up" not to offer! and :)

Well, try Yandex, what the fuck is not a joke.

From Yandex maps:
"Be mutually polite, dear drivers are your pedestrian"
The first comment:
"AAA and AAA!!! Kegla in the chat!"

11 of 11). Venice wants to separate from Italy
by 2222). by :O
by 2222). The Crimean Bite?

You want to - offend yourself, but now you are an indiscriminate cheap girl, enjoying the dirt of another man, and proud of it. It would be something
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This is what you covered! It can be said in one word: b.

I read here that March 16th is the day of pofigmma. I already wanted to send congratulations to someone, and then I realized that I was really off.
by nsm@

Sunday in the morning. On the children's playground on the bottles is a bottle from under the Baltics 7.
I: How organically it fits in here.
No, it’s not for children to drink, really!

About "Y"
So I understood that if the letter "Y" is banned, then the great film of Gaida will either be banned or renamed into:
"Operation "It Can't Be Called" and the Other Adventures of Shurik"

- You are not very worried, because people not only live without a kidney, but also without a member.
Who lives without a member?
Half of people.
– to?
and women.

Can I ask you what your view is of the events in Ukraine?
Muddha Boatama: This is pornography.
The whole of Ukraine is burning by rebellion. The government is slowly leaving.
And then Pu gently introduces his troops into it. They begin to move...