Advertisers are burning. Photo-sitting a couple in love on a thin stall in the middle of a thick forest. Advertising inscription below: This is your quarter! Buy before traveling! PPC, soon apparently and mortgage mortgage will not be issued.

It may be somewhat cynical, but now it seems to me that Carlson, who lives on the roof, is just a thick boy.
2: What about the propeller?
The crazy fat bull.

I say to the director:
I'm going on vacation for a week, I don't have the strength.
Who will let you go!
I: I am an inspector of the human resources department, if you remember.
D: This is abuse of office!

What was the intriguing mind hoping to find in an empty aluminum cylinder?

Shrek is Shrek!

Physical punishment has been abolished all over the world except in some states of the United States.

But in Florida, experimental bodily incentives are introduced :-*

You come to the grocery store to get food from the sellers, but I don't think you don't expect the cashier to chew it for you and shake it in the throat - once you have not learned how to cook, then the parents at home will bring the received food into a edible form (although this is usually done for junior students, in the tenth they already have their own skill of absorption).

This is how teachers see the educational process. is curious. My parents were sure that the child is going to school, school, if something is wrong, the child complains, and then the parent connects to the educational process, and usually enough to explain the topic or force to do the lessons a couple of times, and then you can turn off again. They have studied about that.
When I was in school, the school called on parents, again, mostly to give away money. Sometimes children asked their parents to explain something more. I often asked the teacher.
When my cousins were studying, their mother did the housework with them in the evening and complained that she couldn’t get to work. The lessons take too much time. My parents laughed, thinking she was such a clown, or the kids were so stupid that it wasn’t.
This is now the official school policy. The teacher in the class read his own, and to explain, to understand, to bring into the form of eaten, as expressed here, it is already the concern of the parent. And our teacher is now a cashier, not a cook, and in the pedagogical university he is probably taught to read from the sheet and fill the journal.

Developers make money by finding and solving problems, while system administrators find problems by users.

The chair. relatives and cousins. We sit down and take the bikes.
A sister is sitting next to me. I am 21 and she is 11.
I’m telling the story of how recently I didn’t catch a bouquet at a wedding and, saddened, couldn’t hold back my tears right at the celebration.
The sister looks at me with sympathy during the story, then puts her hand on my shoulder and optimistically says, "Don't worry, sister, at my wedding you will definitely catch the bouquet!"

By the way, I remember the times when the only toy you could find in food was a plastic figure in a piece of cheese.

We have a child care leave up to 3 years. During this time you can learn and read, and dress, and other basic skills. The foundations of a foreign language are laid. And then - a kindergarten, which based on these basic skills develops the child further. If there are no basic skills, there is nothing to develop.

Dada up to one and a half years pay a benefit, which you do not especially run away from.
After a year and a half, 250 rubles a month.

You can read a new joke on the topic of the hope was to know from the coffee to give birth and related to it about the mercancy of aunts and poor feeding fathers.

So, gentlemen idiots... yeah... that is, wanderkins, don’t be upset.
Or here one media-star in an interview first said that she read "The Master and Margarita" at 8 years old (well, it still seems to be true, at this age the book will go as a magic fairy tale), and then that at 3 years old she read "Gargantua and Pantagruel". This is a clear revelation. Everyone wants to be brilliant, and the subconscious repairs the real numbers in memory a little and a little, and eventually the fact that I was reading children’s books in four years becomes... That’s what’s above. No matter how you crave, there is such a thing as the physiological maturation of brain structures.

With Geektimes:

xxx: I’ve seen many times a cat want to climb, but mistakenly rubs on the nearest foot of the furniture or pillar. I generally think he doesn’t really think about where the master ends and the couch begins, and what’s the difference between them.

For the sake of interest, he began to dissolve an empty pepper bottle.
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Is this the question of Naira? What can be interesting in an exhausted aerosol bubble? What was the intriguing mind hoping to find in an empty aluminum cylinder? Didn’t that burning desire be met at primary school?
The Darwin Prize is still a long way away, but the direction indicator is already very clear.

OPC: Russia is leaving Syria. What would this be?
Well, you know who played.
zzz: ah, everyone plays in WOT to the extent they can.
Q: Did he have fun?

"I go to the lighthouse factory. On the second floor, there is no rubbish. The first shit is terrible. I ask the factory, why? The answer is simple and terrible. There was a fire on the second floor, but there was no fire on the first floor. andquot;

My computer is better than yours!
Q: How much operating memory does it have?
XXX is 1 TB.
YYY: Yes of course. What is the processor frequency?
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Unambiguously, like you, everything is easy and simple. The child came home, there were breweries with beer in front of the horror TV, and all the motivation cranes. And the roots and the grass of the lazy monkey will surely make man.
Maybe his mommy is all in touch, his father is chasing the tank, and Maryvanna only thinks that she is paid little, and again without additional payment will not move her finger and open her mouth? Where does the poor student go?

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Yesterday I threw a tree.
You are good.
I didn’t hold until May.
The Fast Shot

I fought with my husband once. He was so upset that he even went away, psychotic.
After 8 days of mutual ignorance, this night in the social network such correspondence between us arose:
I: How are you going, how are you going?
He: Yes, everything is okay in my life, except that my wife is a sting.
I: Fuck, I sincerely sympathize with you, I understand you very well: the husband himself is a fool!
I: You would come, we would at least be sorry for each other, since both of us had no personal life.

At the end of the day I came, sorry, fucking. It’s been 5 years "I regret". The two children have already "regretted".

My girlfriend said she loves Tarantino’s movies. I decided to watch with her "Angry Dogs". On the first scene, where they are sitting in a cafe, she points to Tarantino and asks, “What is the name of this actor?”