by Aclips.ru
Do you need a liprecon to fertilize a female unicorn?
by Jannah
How much valerian is needed to calm her?
Lost - Test
The sum of angles in a triangle?
Ozzz
Three?
Lost - Test
Fuck, you won’t argue.
link: I have a bunch of boxes on my closet (from modems, routers, motherhouses of all kinds). So my grandmother (70 years old) recently asks if I have a free box. Well, I answer that no, because the reluctance to disrupt Feng Shui.
So she gave me "What if I search?"
I even fell into a stupor.
Mood: Goop of the old hardening :)
< necrus > Where the wife is there and the house
< -=]sNu[=- > and I thought where the hollow inet - there is a house :)
We have Microsoft Exchange 2007. So on Friday this thing partially collapsed (the address book)... There is nothing wrong with the code on the microsoft website....Now only the info appeared on the forums, it turns out these bad people from the microsoft forgot about the high year... February 29, fucking!!! to
I always suspected that there was something wrong with this kefir.
How can you buy a package at half eight, cat? Released 8 in the morning of the same day?
I always buy a tomorrow’s cutting baton. I saw the cake in the afternoon. and :)
The neighbor bought a sausage.Looking in nature as a member:and the color is the same, and the shape is extremely similar.Well, we with him cracked, and he went to the female body.There sits his girlfriend and her neighbor.He means says:"Kolbasu bought, really on the member smells" The neighbor doesn't think for a long time:"In appearance or in taste?"The neighbor was cracked for a long time =)
From communication with a Japanese, poorly knowing Russian.
I)...a u menya est` znakomaya devushka, ona v japonii god jila. =) is
He is Godjilla!!! O_O
Keks-n: A gesture is when you see a book with a fuzzy familiar inscription in the frame in a brown-colored anime, cheer and read: Red Hat Linux
It was noted that the most sensitive and gentle wishes for a peaceful night in text messages are written to their friends guys before: to pull a box of vodka into the sauna, order a prostitute in a taxi, to punish friends to bring more beer and turn off the phone.
I come home in the morning, I quietly go to my room, so that my parents do not wake up, I come in, I watch the computer on. I guess I forgot to turn it off? I get closer, I look at the Word file opened there, and the sloppy booklets are written "Let's go to bed drunk cattle, we'll talk in the morning. Tagged with"
XXX is
Sister was born – they called Arina... Better would be called Silence...
The newspaper is burning.
Russian presidents are shrinking. The rise of Yeltsin was 1.85, the rise of Putin 1.72, the rise of Medvedev 1.67... the next plot... And also about small bears - two white bears were born in the zoo...
c) RTVI
Instructions for Plantronics Voyager 510
Download the instructions in Russian (444.7KB)
Download the instructions in English (5.1 MB)
Nothing to add, so it is clear.
Previously, in every yard a bunch of children were playing... from morning to evening... and in the evenings, mothers and grandmothers spoke... called the houses... in the square still played... in the pioneer ball... by the way...
Construction of Lazy
I am in the house of Doom!! to
Okay guys, I went...
Let it go,
- And you can leave the ball, the sweetheart will take it later...
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
That’s what it was... childhood.
WOW: It was really fun.
Working with the automation machine.
This is the counter!! A simulator... a miserable resemblance.
The news:
by Goran Lannmarker,
President of PACE:
"It is important for Europe to have Ukraine as its member".
(Bloom in the News)
xxx: As in the law enforcement agencies of the capital, the detainee had a Kalashnikov machine, equipped with an optical target and a device for silent shooting.
XXX: Stalker to us!
<xxx>: Yes, it’s time to turn on the telephone and see at least what our new president looks like...
1: I think my one is hinting on cunnilingus.
2: What did you get?
She’s always writing that smile :P
<imp> I didn’t say to myself – no beer!
<imp> is very excited.