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[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №61451
 16.03.2012
In most previous versions of Windows (except Windows XP and earlier versions)..." They at Microsoft understand exactly the meaning of the word "most"?

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №61450
 16.03.2012
YYY: sorry for me
XXX What Happened? Have you watched the clip?and :(
YYY: The Lord
YYY: I just realized that it wasn’t that bad.
YYY: thank you

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №61449
 16.03.2012
> and >
"...zzz: yyy, you are either blatantly stupid or from a subgroup of lazy people!! to
The imposed payment means that you only pay for the goods when you receive them by mail, i.e. When you hold it in your hands and make sure it is free of defects - as you ordered it, and then you already pay it (the specialist repeated for you the second time)."

by Avothuy. You go to the mail, first you pay shit understand what, you get a bowl with a bowl know what, you open, and if there is everything in the tree tree - profit. But there are possible options...

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №61448
 16.03.2012
Orange)): goodbye, my mom’s challenge was so funny))))
It’s on "ambulance" and it works. The reason for the call is "a dog shot". Well, the doctors stumbled, decided, the controller was wrong - "a dog was beaten"...) it turned out, I was not wrong))))
A man ran behind a tram. There was a dog’s bump behind him – well, maybe the dogs were heating up... Suddenly the tram stops, the man brakes sharply, and all this crowd of four-legged dogs crashes into him!)))
who thought of calling an ambulance remained a mystery, but people in the tram watched this dwarf until the doctors arrived))))

[ + 22 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №61447
 16.03.2012
The wife in the diary found a record of the "pornish", somewhat miraculously read it, as a "pornish". While washing, she sent a text from my phone to the recorded number: “Don’t dare give my husband this ugliness anymore, fucking!” Blade to! What did it come to her mind??? What is my personal porn dealer? ... now the atelier must be changed (

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №61446
 16.03.2012
My mom doesn’t know two things about me – that I’m the master of the universe and that I smoke.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №61445
 16.03.2012
I often remember the sound with which the monitors were magnetized.
XXX: The Nostalgic
Q: Is there an app for Android?

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №61444
 16.03.2012
The xxx:
As a man?
YYYY :
and nothing :)
The xxx:
Married to?
YYYY :
Not yet, but I am working on it.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №61443
 16.03.2012
and Reborn:
The night. The child sits quietly in the bed. The husband sleeps hard, after a hard working day (working as a driver). I have a desire to have sex with him. I mean, I start to lick, press, kiss, no reaction. Suddenly he in a dream pushes me back and says:'' do not interfere and do not clog the mirror, do not see, I give back)))

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №61442
 16.03.2012
Of course I can understand a lot. At what time did we have Wi-Fi in our cemetery?

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №61441
 16.03.2012
My husband (designer) works for a compass in the evening. Without turning, he asks: "How to get a pure red color?". I, without thinking: "A hundred percent Magenta plus elves".
The husband, turning around, admired after the pause: "This is a WOMAN!..."

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №61440
 16.03.2012
XX: What will you do if the united troops of the North Atlantic Alliance invade our great homeland?
What remains, I will fight.
Well fighting is understandable, but for whom? You can move to the enemies, and give some useful strategic information in exchange for hamburgers. The forces of the enemy are clearly superior to ours, fighting for our own is more dangerous.
No, I will fight for ours.
HH: Why is it for us?
I always play at the highest level of difficulty.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №61439
 16.03.2012
From the Habbri:
- It needs to be highlighted by the mouse or what you have on the jappade.
The iPad will come down.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №61438
 16.03.2012
(Writing from Canada)

Mark Jarovich
We have 22 plus, but the ice does not melt. My boss goes fishing on the weekend.
A five-ton truck on ice
I wonder who will be appointed boss now.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №61437
 16.03.2012
Once I had to interrogate a doctor in a dumbom (sometimes). Since the case was an urgent shopkeeper, and the doctor was on duty, I came to him myself. I put Xiva in the body of the guard, I go to the department.
Here I meet a babysitter, she looks at me and so it's kindly - "Oh, what a young, beautiful, I've come, young man!"
A little hollow from such "Hello" I explain that I am an investigator and came into the case.
Here the nurse is involved in the conversation: "Don't worry, young man, we will place you at the Prosecutor's Office."
And then I went away from them, Earl. He soon got rid of a lie, or...

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №61436
 16.03.2012
XXX is
Well, hz, I noticed that if you throw something before bedtime, then in the morning there is often the taste of that food.
YYYY
A lot of cats drink before going to bed.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №61435
 16.03.2012
A real lady is not offended – she dresses up and leaves.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №61434
 16.03.2012
My grandson (20 years old) and grandfather are struggling about life.
How did you meet your grandmother?
The old man shrugged his mouths and cried amusedly.
I was studying in the fourth grade. The dean sent us to some fucking headquarters of the institute. We are me and my classmates Mikko and Rudik. Well, we go up the stairs to the second floor of the main building, and a girl comes down. I was dressed in summer. Clothes, shoes, a bag and umbrella. And here it is, and suddenly it will just go away! He went down the stairs straight to us.
In short, Mishka picked up the shoe and the bag, and Rudik the umbrella. I was lucky, I caught a girl.
That’s how my grandmother and I met.

[ + 82 - ] Comment quote №61433
 16.03.2012
In the morning I was in the bus, I thought about it, and coming out at his stop, on the machine, he said loudly to everyone, "Goodbye." Then it came to pass that he crushed stupidity, slowed in the door and turned around, suddenly added, "A, however, say goodbye." You would see them all jumping out after me.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №61432
 16.03.2012
Adult hiding: Adults lead in the kitchen. At count 3, all the children will go to hide. The winner is the last person to come to the kitchen. At least 15 minutes to drink tea provided - tested on a family of 3 days :)

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