The modern system of education, as Dolores Ambridge correctly pointed out, is aimed not at the practical application of knowledge in life, but at the successful passing of exams.
I have everything.

AKO: Eating wanted to be stronger than thinking well.

The Schoolwriter

I don't understand - I only had a book in the first class, the first book was the Literary, in which the letters were just studied and only then - reading ("MA-MA MY-LA RA-MU"), the first notebook was the Notebook, in which the sticks and circles were first written and only then the letters, and the first calculator - the counting sticks? And then I look at everyone already in the school academics came...although the program of education is like one for everyone (at least then it was definitely one).

Pila Gay is coming to us - will we go?
M is?! to
Pellegrini is fucking! A replacement car.

The School

The old truth is: who knows does, who does not know teaches.
Those who really wanted to teach children something run out of school after graduation, or for a maximum of two years. The system does not provide for the transfer of knowledge, especially - the development of some diligence, love of knowledge, etc. The teachers themselves say, say, school is not for study, but for socialization. Thus e. The education of the middle hand of a puppet, able to survive in an aggressive domestic environment - this is the goal of the Russian school from its own point of view.

XX: Imagine, Mom comes, shakes the plate to align the teeth and asks that we do it conveniently!
UUU: Oh, say that if it is convenient, then the result will be to retirement.
XXX: So the child in school!
See also: AAA
XX: Even if the child is uncomfortable somewhere, how can we fix it remotely?

My mother, as a child, cooked pelletry for us, "hidden" toys of all kinds in them, and there was a heart. My mother said, “He who finds the heart loves me most.” When there was one pellet left, the sister wanted to take it, but I shouted that I love my mother most of all, knocked the fork into my sister's hand.

Welcome to all! Who will tell which program to download to the computer to make Photoshop

The situation is now (on the third half of the night, I sit my estimate on 4 mults, while talking on Skype with Misha not to turn off):
I’ve just pulled it up for Ildin.
I: Would you know how I am now the financial director?
-Misha: ahaha, live broadcast on Excel, new tweet channel
- I: We make the estimates live broadcast... work with the numbers of 80 lvl, pumping from IP to the cartel in front of your eyes...

Voltov: I just had an idiotic file today. For the sake of interest, he began to dissolve an empty pepper bottle. During the crushing of the upper part of the hand, he jumped, scratching his finger around the sharp edges, on which there was a little of the nuclear pepper fluid. The wound began to bite wildly, and I pushed my finger into my mouth.

In 1983, it was much easier. You don’t understand the words "I don’t want". You start to endure the brain for 10 minutes, half an hour, an hour. In the end, it’s easier to say “OK, let’s do it, just go away from me.”" Therefore you have to answer “I don’t know”", so you’ll get away faster.

I call the courier service at 8-800 to order.
I: the city of St. Petersburg, Nevsky Prospect, 48, the courier is needed for tomorrow.
Girl: I do not have such a prospectus in St. Petersburg.
I: Oh how is it not?
D: I repeat to you, there is no such prospect in St. Petersburg!!! to
I: Why is there no Nevsky Prospect in St. Petersburg?? to
D (indignated): I have only “Oil Road” here in the base on the Nef!!! to

Sometimes you drive and so painfully painfully suddenly it becomes that the right is not equipped with a radio shooter place.

(To the story from March 13 about the cat). Once in the late autumn we came with the whole family to the country, we opened the cottage, and a miracle runs to meet - a black piece in white boots and with a white tie. His bats were so complaining that his son picked him up on his arms and carried him faster into the house - to feed and warm up. It turned out that the cat living in the villages disappeared (probably bitten by dogs), leaving three kittens orphans. We fed them all and warm them up. And my first kittens, my nine-year-old son, put them behind his buttocks and brought them home. And a very affectionate and intelligent cat Sonya grew up, who adored and worshipped my young. If he was not there for a long time, she jumped on his bed and complained to the owner. He was supposed to raise his voice – she was in all the support and ticked his mouth in his nose – “What about you?” and then looked around everyone – “Who hurt my precious? Everyone is broken.”
In the upbringing of the sons in our family prevailed the "spark", but apparently once the province was great, and the time of the "knut" came. The father in anger began to pull the belt from his pants, and the younger, seeing the inevitability of the punishment, wildly cried out of fear, because he never received the belt. Hearing these cries, the cat rushes in and on the move, assessing the situation, gets stuck in the father's hand. He throws her away in anger. The cat falls, immediately jumps up and gets stuck in the punitive palm again. She is thrown aside again, she is trapped again intentionally. Thus she won - dropped her son from a well-deserved spoil.

Did you go to a potato shop?
and yes. Is it all ruined?
No, she’s all cabbage. Go further.

- See, here the package was paved with fragments of the Kazakh newspaper. I’t try to print that shit.
This is what?
- "Endoscopic lifting of the forehead,... (deleted)... enlargement and extension of the member."
What is it, fuck in the head?

Comments on Great Buildings in Minecraft:

XXX: So much even in the hands. Spending hundreds of hours driving with cubes.

yyy: if you could build in reality with a click of the mouse
Then we would have colonized the half of the galaxy for a long time.)

zzz: A second by Ctrl+V

QQ: This is how we build crustaceans

XX: What do you know about marathons? We do not respond to emails sent during non-working hours.

Start to Mars... and half of the comments to the video on YouTube, what in Russian, what in English, about the bird that hit (for a second) in the frame, rapidly falling from the launching rocket!

to the school.

Children come to school at the age of 6-7 years. Who has done them before? The Parents. And if parents hit a child with a screw, say, "We gave you birth, and then your problems do not deal with it, do not develop it, and do not show how interesting the world is... well, the teacher is useless here. He was three times a genius of teaching.
And then, well, comes home such a motivated teacher child, and sees parents at the TV with beer, who need nothing. The end of motivation.