Q: Do you know the joke about the frog?
WOW: well
XX: I was in the summer when I was with my grandmother in the country, I ate some hernia and I had constipation.
Why do I need your details?
XXX: Listen to me.
UUU: So I sat down in the village sartre to try again, I don't know how the frog was there, shorter it is like a quacknet - constipation as unprecedented.

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In April 2012, HP will start shipping the eighth generation of ProLiant servers. As the manufacturer claims, they contain a record number of innovations compared to their predecessors. For example, they can serve themselves, protect themselves from the system administrator, and you can manage these servers from a smartphone.
I imagined this picture
Go away, go away from me, ugly human, do not touch me with a screw!

I don’t understand people who don’t travel at the first opportunity.

You hear, Gandhi, you know that half of the population of Russia has the opportunity only to modestly eat and fuck and sleep after hard work.

You will appear on your P.T. cruiser in our area - we will give puzzles and pick up the car.And we will scratch the blog with spam, goat

I don't understand women - wall
YYY: O_o
You may not even know how to fly?

Comments on the post "How to get rid of the body? I am planning to finish my partner. Where is the body?"
XXX: Eating
yyy: inscene an accident
ZZZ is buried. In the cemetery.
or destroy and burn.
Add some potent acid until completely dissolved.
Feed the homeless dogs.
Aaa: Send the body by Russian mail. It will be lost and no one will find it.)
c) Diary of Onet

20:00 until the end of the shift.
- Technical support, Alexey, hello
I don’t have IPTV.
I’m damned, I’m getting fired. All good to you, goodbye.

These courses are meant to teach children a tolerant attitude toward zombies...."....forgive how?

Guess and guess. This will happen even before the word 'zombies' is declared offensive and replaced by 'non-Americans'.

ZASADA, it’s when the clown turns on, and turns in.... gaishnika:)))) I saw it, and I saw the eyes of the goose when on his question *you why turned?I got the answer – I turned on the reboot!! I’ve got my eyes off ? ? ? ? ? ?

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What do you think about vegans and vegetarianism?

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and neutral. Only if they don’t get in.

It’s somewhat steep when someone says, “The whole world is shit,” and then somebody else says, “You are the whole world for me.”

> but the holes in the paper it makes DREAM!

And you try the archive of documents to do when one case of sheets 300-500 holes to break through. Or are you going to break 1 page?

Mail to Mail Agent:
He: What are you doing?
She is cooking babies.
He: I’ll probably have dinner at work today.

XX: Yes, I still planned to buy two wheel transportation. Do you have to choose what he will be with? with a motorcycle or pedals))
YYY: Definitely with pedals, Oleg! What will you do with the motorcycle when the oil is out??? (Think of )
XXX: When the oil is out, I plan to disintegrate.

I come here somehow from work. Not far from my home I observe a picture of two small, seven-year-olds having fun by fucking each other with an electrical shocker.At the same time, laughing wildly and marrying like shoes with an old age.

This is shit, comrades!

The most dangerous Russian woman
It is recognized by Love Valentinovna Chernobrovets, from Akhtubinsk.
For 62 years, the worker of the railway station buffet lived out of the light of 27 ahutubens, ruined 12 catering establishments, 4 PBOYULs and 98 IPPs, jailed 14 people, lost the lives of 8 men, daughters and 3 grandchildren.
On the account of Love Valentine's 23 upset weddings and a morning in d/s "Orlonok". Chernobyl has personally arranged 58 scandals on commemorations.
Only in this half-year the fate was broken - 8, which is 5.8 more than in the first half of 2007.
It is estimated that, every 2 inhabitants of the city at least once was subjected to gross insults from the part of Chernobrivets, 68 people entered into a fight with her (including. 25 times more.) is
36295 inhabitants of the city (98%) so far only dream of tearing off Valentine's head, and 32658 at least once in their lives wished to die.

after looking at the photos on the digital, I realized that they bought it for the sake of epic poses of the cat, not holidays)))

I forgot my glasses at home today.
Are you blind today?? to
I’m unclear today :D

In the office there is a dispenser with a built-in refrigerator.
Somebody once put something there a long time ago, and it now smells awful.
One of the employees, feeling a strange smell, tried to find the source... and found it!!! to
Everyone is out of the office like the wind!!! We stand on the street, everyone tries to rest.
A: What was it?? to
Something is missing in the refrigerator!! to
C: It is not gone, it is still there!!! to

xxx: And we got a letter in the office with a commercial offer from one company. Arrived by mail. In the envelope. of paper. Written by hand!! to