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The most brilliant example: Mitsubishi Paghero
Tag: in Spain
xxx: Where the word Pajero is read as "Pachero" and means "Nanist" <...>
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You heard the bell, uncle.
One day I had to know exactly what it meant.
He didn’t let go and called the Spanish Embassy.
So, "Pachero" is approximately "A car of straw".
And this is "Pohero" - from the word "Pohara", that is "Pohara". So it’s not even "Nanist".
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I have lived in Spain for 7 years. Hacerse paja - to shake, pajero - an onanist. Poja - there is no such word in Spanish at all, if there is a consonant, it means clearly not a ass, a ass is a culo. Look for fools in the mirror.

A funny look:
I am a member, Balin!

The destruction begins when the boss addresses his subordinates with the words: I will not do my job for you.

Once in the summer they were sitting in an open bar with a spilled beer, a friend, after drinking another 0.5, consumed single-use plastic glasses with a cigarette.
For the fourth or fifth time there was a dialogue with the waitress:
Why are you drinking glasses?
Don’t bring me the same for the second time!
She thought for a while and said dryly:
“If you didn’t go through it, there would be a chance that I would bring you a second time in your glass.

I came to the pharmacy for vitamins for sphincter:
- I need vitamins for a cat, advise what thread.
What about your cat? The hair falls out?
You won’t believe it!!! to

Starp, what are you talking about? Doing nothing?
We are nothing...
Take the snow, take the snow.
There was no snow, we cleaned it all.
Startup – and what?

Someone else is stupid:
and----
Interview with Andrey Arshavin:
Andrei: He doesn’t just look at football as a game, as a square. He also analyzes the processes that happen in world football: development, transfer market, tactics.
Reporter: With the square, do you mean the training square?
Andrei: No, I mean the rectangle.
and----
Square - a game, with the ball, courtyard. Roughly speaking, they break each other. Here he says that he looks at (who is there watching) football not as a "just a ball to catch" but as a complex process.

And the answer "right-angle" is the answer to the dumb question of a journalist, who clearly did not pin the ball in the yard. Q"What can I say to you?"

From the wall:

Today is the day of the number Pi. 3/14 of 15
The day of the number Pi was in 1592.
AAA: How about the birthday of Einstein and Sasha Grey? Also today
BBB: Glad you remembered these two great scientists together.

Whenever I begin to grumble, crawling into other people’s conspects during the session, I say to my head, “A little bit... boil... Otherwise, together in the army, I will...

She says, “Darling, tell me three words and I’m all yours.”
He said, “Who are you!

This is:

Arkady Gaidar, “Chuck and Gek”
Chuck − is undoubtedly Chuck − a dime from Charles (Charles).
And Heck − is, respectively, Huck, a reducer from Huckleberry (Heckelberry).
Does anyone doubt?
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and ah. For example, people who read Gaidar, and not only this story. And familiar facts from the biography of this writer.
Chuk is Vladimir.
Heck is Sergei.
Read the sources, in short.

About the hysterics.

There was hysteria in one of the nieces at the age of 2-2,5. At first, the sister heard about this, that the child rolls on the floor, cries and beats in hysteria, and this ugliness arises just in an empty place. We then seemed to read with her at Spock that it is impossible to react to it at all, the more attention you pay at this moment, the longer the hysteria lasts and happens more often.

Once, my niece and I went for a walk, and, in fact, neither of this nor of this, she suddenly cried out loudly, crawling on the snow, lying and crawling, filling with tears. I stand next to you,
No matter how I react, it’s all about science. A crowd of compassionate and curious people gathered. A lot had to listen to my address - and I do not know how to raise, look at what the child is doing with this idiot, and get up, baby, once your mother is so evil, I will regret you, and you need to call the police, let the child from such a beast be taken away... I am silent and try to breathe exactly, and the child lies, knocks on the snow with his hands and feet and cries... Finally, the nephew exhaled and remained silent. Compassion dissolved in the dale. I picked it up and we went home.
Somewhere six months after the beginning of this figured, she suddenly stopped everything. Interestingly, I have found very little in the life of such resilient, balanced and intelligent people as my now adult niece.

xxx: sirga, there are two bd incomprehensible on the server - taskfreak, and wordpress, do you need them?
The second is no.
YYY: the first yes
XXX: I will restore

here.
But God could have created humans in the image and likeness of a cat...Why did he make two-legged, nonsense?
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Have you seen images of gods in ancient Egypt? I’ve seen a cat, but I’m tired of it.

What combines wine and motorcycles? In Soviet times, they were used if there was not enough money for a full-fledged product (vodka and car, respectively), and now the opposite.

My name is Lion. I have no shortened names, only extended ones.

Fantasy is adolescent literature. Oh well Nafi :)

Саймак teaches to be a man better than many of the classics.

Learn not to be wise – learn to understand.

By a strange coincidence, those who read a lot of good literature are endowed with innate literacy, and therefore they are often also loaded with intellectuality, apparently also innate.

The news:
Surgeons in South Africa performed a successful penis transplant for the first time in the world

The first comment:
Surprisingly: the first heart transplant in the world - in 1967 also in South Africa, now - a penis. South Africa specializes in "love organs".)

Articles about Loki:

The reason for the choice and the main difference between Loki and the Asses was that Loki did the ugliness not for a great purpose, but exclusively for the sake of the process itself. Moreover, the instinct of self-preservation was manifested in Loki with a certain delay, so that it was not hindered yet, but it gained full power only when its carrier received pronouncements for the basar, discharge and underpinnings.

Asses did not decide to give Fenrir to the livestock, because due to general mental underdevelopment, prophecies and newspaper horoscopes were highly respected.

And Loki, for technical reasons and the absence of veterinarians, went through the cabbage for the entire period of pregnancy. It is easy to guess that his character has not improved from this.

But one day, Loki really stumbled, temporarily abandoning theft, kidnapping, transvestism, sexual harassment, and trusting in order to subsequently abuse them.

Probably, the Asses would have learned a lot more about each other, but then Thor returned, whose ability to navigate in a drunk state was difficult to call otherwise than rudimentary.

and etc.