comment under the photo of half-dressed aunt: Ohh and at 40 years you can look at all 100 ;)

Have you ever wondered why we suddenly have spring and winter delayed for a month? Are you sure that the month of March is over? Where did you get such confidence? After all, if yesterday was February 1, it doesn’t necessarily have to be February 2. There are a lot of things to do now for brainwashing. And I think we (of the entire population of the Earth, except for the executive staff) were stolen for 13 months! Thus e. Something has happened with us in the last 13 months, but governments of all countries have decided to hide this fact and simply erase everyone’s memories. Well, it can not be such a coincidence that the winter is one month behind and the spring. Not much of this is happening everywhere. Regardless of territory. The climate is territorially dependent.
353-33-30 is a psychiatric hospital phone. Do you call me or do I do it?

From Drum:
In the summer of 2011, an artificial reservoir of approximately 10m2 was made in the country. How soon will the fish appear? The contractor promised that already this summer will be swimming small piskariki and okuni. Who has encountered when it will be possible to fully fish and catch no little? Do you need special feeding for faster growth?

XX: Everything comes with experience.
Virgins come without experience.

On the issue of elections.)
The crown sits on a tree with cheese.The fox runs here, give, think, I will divorce the crown somehow.
Will you go to the elections?
No is!
Well here it is clear, the cheese fell, the fox legs in his hands and running.The crown sits sad and hungry, and thinks about himself - but it's interesting, if I said "Yes," what would have changed?

In the city of Usurisk since the Soviet times there has been one hotel, which was not named "Russia", but in the time of the Russian Federation this hotel was privatized. After the privatization, the owner decided to rename the hotel, adding a little local color to the Soviet name. Now over this hotel is a large inscription with red letters, with lighting at night: "TRUST"

From the discussion of the article on the methods of weight loss TV stars:
Fairy in golf 12.08.2011 14:09
In the diet of a person should be a lot of plant foods: vegetables, fruits, nuts, seeds, fish..."

I’ll go, I’ll make a couple of caresses for dinner.

SUGOY: That’s why if the word SISKI is accidentally inserted into the question, then no one understands the meaning of the question?
Yanot: What is it?

In Tae on a tour, my boyfriend photographs me on an iPhone, on which the case is in the form of an audio tape. A man points his finger to his wife:
Look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look!

By the way, six liters of blood in the human body is enough to paint a large apartment.
YYY: I like your view of things.

Come back in June and ride a boat. If, of course, the snow is growing.

Mat, covered with symbols, is like male strings. Everyone understands that there is a shit, but as if they were masquerading something silly. And bad does not become more decent, and good does not admire.
(all of)

xxx: Hi, I have a serious question.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
I have no heroes at work.

Kaifa> Do the Rastamans have a church?
Mima> If there is a parish, then there must be a church.

Comic with the shredder (device) and the shredder from the Ninja Turtles.
The commentary:
You are wrong. Rather, normal people understand the hero of the TMNT. I served in the army, we had a praporsznik by the name of Schroeder. And the lieutenant says to me somehow, sucking a package of military documentation (secret type): “Here is the paper, go and destroy it through the shredder.” I took it away from the seller and I said:"You were told to destroy it". Then the whole part roared over it.

Where do you need to tick here to turn off the jokes about March and Kenya?

Ada: Would you go on a fuck?!! This is how I would reply to his sms at night: “Take wine and come.”
Ada:...the truth was late and at 1:20 he was already standing on his threshold with a bottle of wine :-(

Adolf Hitler loved to watch fire. He measured the pictures of the upcoming large-scale battles. If the fire stopped burning, he moved the barrel again, and the fire burned with a new force, but very soon this fire became too bright for him.
Comment: In the second series, Stalin will watch the water flowing from the crane.

Yesterday I sat down, I miss it, here, hijack - the light cut off
Lav: I go to the balcony, I see that all the neighboring houses also have no light and suddenly a scream: "Shit, Cole, I told you not to turn on this shave, it is not working."

It will be Easter. For some reason, my father predicted a new home for me after Easter. I asked afterwards why. He said that in a spiritual sense.
You cross the road carefully.
XXX in the meaning?
YYY: in the spiritual