In the sovjake were also popular "laifhakis".There were advice of the poor to the poor:there were no advice of the type "how from the many mixers in the store to choose the best", but the advice was,how to "bring to mind" guidelines for glasses in the servant.And still a subgroup "How to extend the life of your clothes on the knee is one of the constant ideas of the Soviet man."From this subgroup of advice waves not poverty, but a deficit.The strange Soviet quality was often not so strange and the person wore clothes for so long that it was worn almost to the holes.How to extend the life of his clothes on the knee is one of the constant ideas of the Soviet man.In general, from the slogans of

Why do we breathe, talk, eat and drink through the same hole? It is stupid! Look what’s going on between our feet! We have an amusement park in the middle of the sewer! No intelligent engineer would ever have designed this!"

Neil Degrass Tyson

Stability is when the local “princes” can act unlawfully for a stable period of time; and destabilization is when someone dares to speak publicly about it.

The financial director of Rostelecom is sitting, looking at fresh indicators. Director is dissatisfied. Yes, the outflow of subscribers is going on, the values are falling. Whether competitors go, or whether marketing is unclear what it is doing, we should encourage these "marketers"! Just good guys on debt recovery! It was a good idea to sell the “hanging” debts to collectors! So, the money came from where you did not expect.
Meanwhile, Vasily Pupkin got a envelope from an unknown firm from the mailbox. The firm wanted to get 1200 rubles from Vasily, but Vasily did not take that money from them. Vasily is dissatisfied. After reading the papers, it turned out that Rostelecom did not forget about the debt with which Vasily did not agree. Rostelecom wanted to get 500 rubles for the fact that 2 years ago for a disconnected phone, a fee was charged for "preserving the line". Now Vasily owes 1200 and completely different persons, as the debt is overdrawn. The confused Vasily used the internet, from where he learned that he is not alone in his trouble. The number of puppies in the country was very large. But what to do? And then Vasily recalled that for 2 years as he uses the services of Rostelecom, consuming the internet and watching TV. The Internet and television were so good that Vasya connected to the same provider and his mom, who lives in a separate apartment. Vasya felt that everything in this situation was somehow not Christian. And the debt of 500 rubles "from the air", which turned into 1,200, and about the transfer to him, even the writer did not consider it necessary to send. He, in turn, carefully pays 1500 rubles a month for both "points"... Vasily wondered, well, for how much did they sell the debt to collectors? For half the price? For 300 rubles? He also pays a monthly subscription at 1500! All his doubts was poured out in support of Rostelecom, where he proposed to forget about the debt that arose in an empty place in exchange for further cooperation. Support happily agreed to cooperation, but to forget about the duty to forget categorically refused, even if in the future the subscriber will be with them not on the way.
Vasily paid everything that the collectors demanded and went with Rostelecom in different ways. Vasily was long tortured in the subscription department about the reasons for the separation, but there was no appropriate point "disagreement with the management approach of the company" in the proposed answers. It was necessary to choose the "hard financial situation", since the infallibility of Rostelecom's leadership does not cause any doubt in Rostelecom himself.
Meanwhile, having gathered the next planner, the financial director publicly judged the marketing department for the poor "market share" and the outflow of subscribers, and technically the bosses for the "quality of communication", and only those responsible for the recovery of debts were honored with praise. Their contribution to the company’s budget is difficult to overestimate.

The number of detainees for fighting corruption has exceeded the number of detainees in Russia for corruption.

Here, a woman who can give the red brick a such acceleration that he catches the beat on all pairs, obviously should not be chased afterwards in the courts. Don’t bring Ktolhu to go with her handsome.

I pulled out of the washing machine the Moby's machine. He was alone in the laundry and ate himself by his side.

of barmaleika:
My parents don’t know what discography is. And my children will hardly ever know what a discette is.

The news is discussed on Picaba: "In Iceland, a demographic explosion is recorded 9 months after the victory over England".

aleksaf88: How would we not go to the demographic minus after 2018?
yramydr: Russian national team - the best contraceptive
Nonameo: How elegantly you called them Gandons.

Ecclestone: Well as I was preparing for the role of Malekith, the idea was that the dark elves had a tooth for the Asgardians, and in general they were all unhappy and offended.
host: you seem to have mentioned somewhere that you were make-up every time for so long that you already came out of the makeup store unhappy and offended.
Ecclestone: Yes, I was begun to make up at three in the morning and made up at four at least, so I was definitely not a happy elf.

Picabus: When I was a kid,
Also a couple of times sprinkled.
The shop. I was burned for the third time.
Called the parents. I bought it and I was home.
I got a fairy pitch. and now,
17 years later, when thinking of "it is possible
I’m getting sick" my face, my ass,
And a lot more. How to get rid of it
The feeling?

IYU
All these old aunts around me exchange the repetitions of the Bonsticks and know them by name.

I am an elderly aunt. What are repetitions? Who are Bonsky? : 0 0

xxx: for Navalny, I’t go to a rally, but for a rubber hole, I’ll go.

The problem with Mermaid is not that she gave her voice to someone who shouldn’t. Not that I thought a couple of beautiful legs was all it took to get a beautiful prince. Not even that she is an ordinary romantic fool who thoughtlessly sacrificed her life, duty and family for the hope of love of someone she hadn’t even known. Everything is more prosaic.
Her problem is that she was also illiterate to everything else. Know how to write Rusalock at least in printed letters, even with mistakes - the fairy tale would have been completely different.

The sufferer:

I live in Peter for the seventh year. Jehovah’s Witnesses never knocked at my door. What am I doing wrong? Can I no longer be saved?

Better find previous tenants and ask them how they did so.
Don’t forget to sign up. Interestingly...

XXX: Wake up
xxx: sit down at the table, start divinity
xxx: a phone call from an unknown number
XXX: I remove the phone - immediately drop it
XXX: Calling back
xxx: "you are welcomed by the Company Conscience"
XXX: Hanging the Telephone
XXX: Getting Out of Divinity
XXX Opening of the Diploma

The shatterer in a car that pouches people with water on the sidewalk is just convinced of his impunity. Is there a number on the car? The driver to set up - zero problems, a claim to the court for damaged clothes and moral damage...Even my mom in Soviet times recovered from such a joke and on a cleaner, and on a new coat...And now it is even easier, everything in your hands, to wipe and cry, or fight...and one of my acquaintances raised the brick and lit him in the glass...fall! He did not catch her in the streets, car enthusiasts in the crossed terrain are very unstable...

I go to town today. stands the sign "stop is prohibited", under it a sign of the type "working evacuator". 3 meters of Coca-Cola. As he says, well, let me evacuate completely.

I had a coral here this weekend.
They wake me by knocking at the door.
on Saturday at 9:00
I wake up, I get up, I go.
These are the neighbors who pay attention.! to
They were asked to borrow a perforator and a duvel.
On the weekend... in the morning.
I even got confused somehow.
But the voice of reason won – did not give!

XXX How is it?
Yyy: Yes, at work I closed access to the VK, I am now sitting on the HH