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[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №95283
 14.03.2014
XXX is oh! Sasha Gray is 26 years old today.
YYY: I have to say :D
xx with both hands.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №95282
 14.03.2014
xxx> boys, and how much do I need to do if my acquainted foreigner wants to study in Rash?

yyy> the first thing you need to answer.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №95281
 14.03.2014
Frenzy: These Vikings are still fake.
Swimming in England!
Frenzy – Yes! Yes! We swim! Robbery kills a whale alone!
Frenzy: Swimming to the shore
Frenzy: You hear shit, but where are we at all?
Frenzy – Let’s fuck! Robbery kills a whale alone!

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №95280
 14.03.2014
About free ATMs: if the ATM is in the department - it is much less likely that it will be installed a pad, hidden camera, etc. Therefore, clients go to the office. I do it too and I recommend it to everyone. Take care of your money!

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №95279
 14.03.2014
Talk in bed about homework:

Do you wear my shirts tomorrow?

Only if you’re shaking my back right now!

M: Yes, I’m chewing you every day, and you’ve already forgotten when you raised the sting!

Well, I’m raising something else to you regularly.

M is turned! But now you will not turn...

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №95278
 14.03.2014
<xxx> this is great
<xxx> advertisement for renting an apartment
<xxx> instead of "no bed" proudly beauties "there is a niche for bed"
<xxx> marketers

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №95277
 14.03.2014
<bsolh> Pitchalbid, pornhub hooked :'-(
<mistificator> through tor everything works (troll)
<bsolh> through the tor sensations are not the same

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №95276
 14.03.2014
If you remove the whole alphabet, you will remain a fucking jyrik. The Idiot.

[ + 16 - ] Comment quote №95275
 14.03.2014
xxx - Moscow yyy, zzz - Ukrainians

What about the Ukrainian language? With two points?
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
xxx: I have a key for Russia/Ukraine, 3 alternate keys in the bag lie
Zzzz: Okay, I’ll take off the stock too :)
Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
XXX: Let it go right now
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
ZZZ: I have

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №95274
 14.03.2014
Recently learned that in the distant 1987 in Hollywood was shot a prophetic film, the name of which very well illustrates the essence of the sadly famous in our country television program. Filed to: "House 2: The Cursed Residence"

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №95273
 14.03.2014
To be the master of a man’s life, a woman must be his slave in bed.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №95272
 14.03.2014
After Saturday, I was on a bus with a methole. One guy looked at me for a long time, and then with a smile asked, “What, didn’t you?”

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №95271
 14.03.2014
Since January 1, 2014, the price of vodka has risen by 16%, and the fee for kindergarten - by 50%.
The reasonable question arises: with whom is our government fighting?

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №95270
 14.03.2014
I have no mood. Now I’m going to go and watch the slime girl series. Or horrors about monsters and vampires.

M: You can completely unite. Now full of saliva girls series about vampires. That is horror!

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №95269
 14.03.2014
17:20 <+_Master> and have you heard what Obama hates?
17:20 <+_Master-> has already watched the new season of Game of Thrones
17:20 <+_Master-> takes advantage of his position
17:21 <+almi> fucking
17:21 <+almi> from where the nigerian television
17:22 <@chez> spied out

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №95268
 14.03.2014
I issued a phrase today, the meaning of which came to me only after my wife started laughing.

I had a strange dream today...

by Small.)

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №95267
 14.03.2014
I remembered when I once accompanied my wife (then just a girl) home. It was the second or third date, well, I relaxed and at the entrance I applied all my skills to kiss her beautifully and gently. And here we kiss and kiss (for 2 minutes), she raises my eyes and says:
very little.
Oh, and a little?! to
She is little...known.

We have lived since then.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №95266
 14.03.2014
I asked in the store for the password from wifay.
I got the answer "from one to zero".
This is my technical education and it did its job.
Smash something? With what step? I even asked by surprise.
Then after nine...

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №95265
 14.03.2014
Aeleonov: My cat immediately catches, kills and eats flowers in my house. Cut and in pots. I decided "aga!" and bought the cactus, choosing the most cozy. He just caught them and killed them, rolling them out of the pots to the floor. There was not.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №95264
 14.03.2014
Simple advice for buyers of surprise rings. In the absence of a friend, sample any of her constant rings, remember which finger and to what point it is stretched and step into the jewelry. In 20 years of marriage, he has never failed.
By the way, before a bunch, in some offices, the profession of seed collector is called BYCHAR :)).

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