I bought tickets for Machu Picchu, I found out the price, I thought. Cash: "Why pay for the name? Here we soon have another pianist, the prices are very democratic, and he plays the same thing, on the same piano. Go to it"

A film about the Assassins is coming out soon. They will be filmed on board. In case of commercial success, I fear we will see the third Half before we play it.

Congratulations on March 8!
Yyy: And so illiterate half of the population of Russia!
zzz: But the second half knows the grammar and congratulates the eighth.
Yyy: Oh, and the third knows not only grammar, but also mathematics. It’s not the third, but the third.)

“How good that there was no juice,” said the child, wiping out the apple buds.
Why is it more? My mother was suspicious.
Let me drink this shit.
Who would dare, right?
Multiple significance of:
and greed.

Vika complains that I put her blues on her hands.
YYY: So you are a despot? Home and all that? :)
If only I could! ;) I held her in my arms on the bed, and the bleaches she got when she broke out, shouting: “Immediately let me go, I’ll knock on you!!!” I am " good. I’ll let you go now and what will you do?" Scream: "I’ll knock on you!!!" and ?

xxx: And you, you say, housewife... here is not housewife... here is my self-preservation and its untransmitted female logic.

Diplomacy is the art of doing ugliness in white gloves.

I encountered an anecdote about good-minded people making roads at night in secret from the administration. I remembered history.

Grand district center of the Novsk region, the city of 50 thousand people. The authorities do not complain especially, and what to say here if the person in charge of the roads has long been sitting in the police station and waiting for a verdict. And there was a man in this city, a big businessman by local standards, who has long overcame all the thresholds of the authorities about the roads, to which he got one answer - no bug. And he decided to repair one of the main streets of the city. In this he had his interest of course, since the warehouse belonging to him can only enter everywhere.
So he began the design, hired the equipment, used part of his own, the workers also used part of their own, part from the outside. Budget in general.
Started work on Friday night. And when by Sunday it was ready almost 2 kilometers of this road came penty and the same head of administration. Self-government is what you do, citizen.
The work had to be stopped. And then from the administration’s appeal to the court which demanded to bring the road to the original state!!! Remove the newly laid asphalt. The entrepreneur refused to comply with the court decision. The case was handed over to the officers. Those not long thinking let the columns of loaded cars and then the excavator on the newly laid road. An impressive column was formed. And then two workers with clutches were pressed, which scattered asphalt in different places. In general, the court decision was fully implemented. But this road after the court ruling still looked much better than before him.

P.S The claim of the administration to the entrepreneur was that he did work without a project, which could lead to harm to people and property!!! to

at a government meeting.
In the crisis, the government should remember the small entrepreneurs, the motorists and just the people of work.
But we have more pensioners and students in the country.
You are absolutely right, they can also be taxed.

Maybe our biathletes need to arrange training for survival.throw in the taiga in a week of walking from a person and give 3 ammunition to wildly extract.who will survive in the national team.

He works with the Chinese and has a very good relationship with them. They bring him rare varieties of tea from China. The Chinese told him about the “soul of tea.” The soul of tea is a dark plaque on the walls of the cup and the boiler. The more it is, the better the tea is. They just wash the dishes. I told this to the bat and now every day I hear from the kitchen: "Mother, why did you wash the cup? You killed my “soul of tea”!”Well, my mom doesn’t like dirty dishes.

My grandfather got married, a child was born, divorced a year later. Married for the second time.

My grandfather got married, a child was born, and a year later he divorced. Married for the second time.

My uncle got married, a child was born, and a year later he divorced. Married for the second time.

My father got married, a child was born, and a year later he divorced. Married for the second time.

He made an offer to his girlfriend and thought about something. To tell her or not...

I installed a printer. On the site of HP found wood, refused to install the driver installation, chose "just download". Downloaded, launched, disabled in the setup "compulsory for the printer" programs, such as smart printing, update manager, photo editor, computer information collector, click on further. Entered the native word in the field of entry of the postal index - the button further without this did not work. "to continue the installation of the driver online go to the site", Goed, closed the registration on the site "necessary for the printer" work. After successfully completing the installation of the driver, I found that it installed me a bit important program to buy cartridges. Closed another window with advertising of HP products.

The consumption of beef in India is declining, but the export of this meat is growing, reaching $5 billion a year.

YYY: But they don’t eat them, just business :)

XXX: Oh, this is a good thing.

Yyy: And Pakistan probably grows pigs, barter...

I sent international mail by the Russian Post. A bunch of people, hot, periodic twists and screams. Finally, it happened, I get the track number, the numbers: 666 729 666... The sum of the numbers of the number 729 is 18, which is also 6+6+6... Taking into account this fact, my impressions and the number of stories about PR, I consider the existence of the branch of Hell on Earth proven.

Do you have problems with alcohol? I asked a narcissist.
and no. I answered and got a bottle.

16:15 < OpenStack> where to buy the book "Effective system administration in the state of alcoholic intoxication"?

Announced by:
The position of a male hostel guard requires a real evil impotent.

I don’t use firearms.
The Bee?
The feelings are not...

XX: Their sticks are more convenient to eat
XXX: There are sticks for the bugs
XXX: They are together
YYY: These are the Nunchaks.

With Geektimes - discussion of the Google car crash that cut the bus:
In short, Google banally wanted to cut, but didn’t have time. Now you have to wait for a Google taxi with shakes, sidewalks and a special separable robot "You're on whom biking? Where did you go at all?”
The Boston Dynamics robot should be in the trunk.