I sit down and talk to a friend on Skype. At the end of my eyes, I noticed that my grandfather looked at me suspiciously. Then he stops me in the kitchen, when I got out for the cup of tea... and gives out: well, you are sitting all day behind this computer, but you have to understand that talking to him, it is not normal!

Sometimes it’s crazy to see this house.
XX: Especially when House with the scream “I understand everything” takes the patient literally out of the hands of pathologists, feeds him an ascorbinka and the patient immediately revives.
XX: Stories and Stories

I have an ultimatum.
If before 0:01 IAS 09.03.2010 time shit posters ("let us help", "bring to...", "click here" and etc.) And those who sympathize with them will not stop, or at least will not significantly reduce their activity, I will start the BOR DDoS attack (not alone). I urge all the remaining conscious visitors to join this cleansing campaign. Together we will be able to separate the grain from the weeds - to save the BOR from the wave of inhabitants.
This post is forced UG and will not be repeated by me. Thanks for attention.

In the name of Pure Bora! For the right quotes! In the name of sacred laughter.

I’ve been living in Karaganda for almost 18 years and at least one fox hasn’t roasted after learning where I live :(
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Write the address and drink a beer.

Twitter is
zahareus 15 minutes ago
Finally encountered an adequate, concise translation of the word fuckability - crap!

to this:

We met with MCH (I am 18, he is 20) for about two months, he was in love with me. Gave flowers almost every meeting, dear gifts, on my DR came to my house on a white horse!! But...I love an adult man 27 years old, whom I’m just a friend... and I don’t want to be with a poor student. Yesterday I decided to leave him, we meet and he says he can’t be with me, because. You see I am cold. Thus e. He left me, not I him!! It is gesture...

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How stupid fools! You are loved, and you....although with your blonde brains you are still not needed by anyone, and that poor student, in time, I am sure, will find a decent girl, and you will remain with nothing. Normal people are plushing.

Schröder, Odmin, Kotte, Hoyace

Misanya: Today in the subway man three stops watched porn on the phone with headphones inserted down the end, although the whole car intentionally pretended to hear nothing)))

A cowboy girl! Her breasts are talking! I am so upset that spring is beginning! and c)

and #8593;
be careful! Not a funny quote.
and #8595;

MaxPain: I work in Hbank. a friend was sitting next to my slave. He gets a call. A colleague, after listening a little to the client, slowly sat down under the table, turned on a loud communication and asked the client to repeat the essence of the problem. The client’s words made half a slide:
I would block the card... missed the card... am.. we.. we... accidentally poppy angered, he... he... in general he... grabbed the card and let it... can it be blocked?and "

The student bus route. The Monday. The morning. Most of the people quietly sleep, and only a couple of friends in full voice discuss Sunday arrivals, actively using multi-storey non-normative designs. The miniature grandmother, the "God's Dwarf" of the extremely intelligent appearance, rattles and looks at them more and more disapprovingly. Young people, seeing this reaction, diverged more and more. My grandmother can’t end up. With an unexpectedly loud and well-set voice (apparently intended for an audience of 150 people) she gives out: “Young people! It is just disgrace! As a doctor of philological sciences, I am simply amazed at how illiterate and non-cultural our youth is, how negligent you are to your mother tongue!” Next follows a detailed analysis of the dialogue (a grandmother demonstrates excellent memory), expressions acquiring in her mouth an absolutely astonishing “right” sound, excluded from the context, commented on their origin, direct meaning and sacred meaning. As a result, it turned out that the friends went deadly insulted all their friends, each other, and in audition a number of facts about themselves and their personal life, about which it would be better to keep silent. At the nearest stop, the men were quiet. “Mrs Professor! Is it possible to move from criticism to specific recommendations?One of the most grateful listeners. “It’s a pleasure, but it’s time for me to go out!” the old lady replied to the general disappointment.

Correspondence with wife
We live with teeth.

XXX: Light, and that your mom washes the cocktail tubes and folds them back into a pack? For the nonsense?

Good that we don’t use condoms.

An unknown girl knocked at me:
I am :
What owe you?
She is:
Nothing yet, as you will say.
I am :
Go to Fuck.
She
O_O
She
Who taught you to talk to girls?
I am
My wife :(

It is really disturbing when a man with a beard and a beard on the dance field of the restaurant, 50 years of dancing and singing in the whole throat '' I will be I will always be your baby for you.

See also: Peter I go down the escalator in the subway. The man is in front of the phone. he: hello sun, forgive me, please, I couldn't call, sorry I didn't come, I had to get tickets for the morning.. yeah, now I'm in Krasnoyarsk, I'm going down the subway... in general I'll only be in a week.. what... that's like a subway in Krasnoyarsk have not built yet??? The frog...
poor)))) the whole escalator rusted)))

How will we call our baby? and :)
She: What are the options? and :)
(he): I need to approach the fatherhood of Sergeevich :)
Why : Why?and :)
Oh, I forgive you, I am sorry.

Few people know that if you attach your ear to the vagina, you can hear the noise of the sea.

March 8th is approaching!
Do not forget to bring the tree!

Bring to all the subscribers of Blythe!! to

In the action from Bilayn "SMS Luck" the main prize (30 million rubles) will win the number 8-960-935-6545, with respect, employee.

Dinosaur
After pinning the legs in the backpack, a coffee bank opened (sealed and sealed) and uniformly seated the entire surface of the backpack. I wiped my backpack in a hot bath - I made three good coffee baths :)