It just flows from impunity!
My mother told me. Today (13 March, election day) I was sitting in a cafe. At the neighboring table were sitting brave bulldozers and without any embarrassment on the phone gave orders to throw in excess ballots: "Look, there will be no people - people with filled ballots are already sitting in the car near the site. Let them come in ".
And will these Kremlin creatures talk to us about democracy?! to
Mikhail and Stavropol.

The worst nightmare of childhood is when your mother put you in line, and she went to another department. The line is getting closer, closer, closer.

Fans of Babkina tried to expel from Saratov Nadia Kadysheva.

It has begun)

Electricity in the home:
In the fields other than FIO and addresses there are comments fields:
"There is a cat aggressive in connection with spring"

XHH: Senna at work on the boss's question why I was late, I had to come up with what was in the traffic jams. Don’t tell him that he fell asleep on a shovel...

To the one who wrote this:
In the light of the events, should we consider the summit of cynicism show today (12 March) on the TV channel Culture of the film "Stalker"?"

How tired you are, little fools, to God! The film "Stalker" was filmed by Tarkovsky in 1979 based on the work of the Strugacki brothers "Piknik on the sideway", written in 1972.

P.S The land on which aliens made a picnic, and all the strands gathered by the stalkers in the Zone, is the garbage left after this picnic.

xxx:We go to the dining room after physical training, I want to drink a cupcake.We looked at the shelf - there is only tea.We go to the buffet.It chooses Pop, the juice with fruits in the bank,but there is no.Well, Leha and asks the seller a question: do you have a berry at Pop?The work of the buffet was interrupted by a hysterical rust of us, sellers and visitors.

In the Habarovsk region fell radioactive snow.

In the precipitation falling on the territory of the Khabarovsk region and in part in the Primorsky region, radioactive elements were found. Gamma radiation is detected.

The strawberries will be good this year.
yyy: strawberries will gather people this year

Everyone will die – and I’m a grapefruit!
I am Kirill, I haven’t smoked yet.
Zzzz, if I smoke, I’ll be very happy!! to
Everyone is in the shit, smoking crabs ;)
Qqq and I am a marakuya. I don’t even know what to say...
I am from State Control. What shit is happening here?

From the answers:

For interest, I opened the computer cover, but I did not see the screw there.

Geniy_siska: Yes, you are your own siska! I’m a SISKA genius like Sherlock Holmes!! to

Sex involves having at least one partner.
xxx: although the role of the second can be Linux or VAZ

Then the old nomad’s advice: take yourself.
WOW WHO?
A very comfortable thing.
Eat once every three days.
No need to walk.
In case of relocation, it behaves quietly and peacefully.
XH - Can be used as a temptation for persons of the opposite sex. Most importantly, be careful about it. The phrase "Let’s go to me? I’ll show you my daddy!"not every girl will understand correctly.
I’m on the table ?
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! It does not take up much space and can be placed under the table.
What if he drowns me at night?
There is a reason not to sleep alone.Put the girl off the edge.It will open up, say that in childhood you were bitten by a wolf for a barrel, and since then you can sleep peacefully only at the wall.
What to feed them with? rats?
That’s the problem... Well, if you can’t catch mice!
Oh, but we’ll get the girls here! Report everywhere that you are collecting a collection of white mice! And for every second date, take a girl to the zoo. Before the words "Now look, isn’t it beautiful? She will remind me of you."- Few people will be able to resist (mainly, do not grieve "she is so like you!")
But, at the end, the salty cucumbers from the bank will come down.
You have everything thought out ?
Ohhh ok well. I sit here... I talk to you... and I have no food at home... Do you want to come in and see?

She: My girlfriend's wedding soon, so I want to catch the bride's bouquet!
It’s a pity that brains don’t drop at weddings.

Governor of the Ulyanovsk region Morozov S.I. It prohibits the sale of alcohol on weekends. Sergey Ivanovich, what weekend to wait for. We only work on working days. by PS. The cretinism of our rulers is indestructible.

And why do all the robots made in Russia look like they were assembled from an old Soviet vacuum cleaner?

Ladies and Gentlemen (23:22:17 12/03/2011)
Who would you like more, a boy or a girl?

Doctor911 (23:22:38 12/03/2011)
I don’t know, and the girls?

I work in psychology.
Doctor to the patient: do not think that I am distinguished from you only by the white coat... I have, to your knowledge, also a higher medical education!! to

I stand in the store. The seller is a young man. There is a girl in front of me. is cute. Silence flirting: what does a girl want? She has a thoughtful appearance: the girl wants vodka... and immediately sad: but she needs bread.

A friend told me that during the coma she flew out of the hospital chamber and flew over Minsk. When she realized that it was flying higher and higher, she remembered the shoes she had never worn and returned to herself.
That’s why women live longer – our shoes are everything!