Record of a psychophaka student attending a real psychotherapy session of the teacher:
Citizen K., 35 years old I came with complaints of acute panic attacks and fear of death. By the end of the session, I realized that life was much worse. From a hysterical state to a state of quiet thoughtfulness."

I call from work to my wife, then the dialogue I (I), Z (wife):
I: - Today I will be delayed, at 18:30 meeting.
Q: Will you be at the meeting?
I: - No shit, I'll go to the disco, I'll come back in the morning and dressed.
Colleagues who heard this suggested that the dialogue should have been constructed differently:
I: - Today I will be late, at 18:30 I will go to the mistress.
Will you go to your mistress?
I: - No shit, to the meeting, I'll come back in the evening and sober.

and honey. Honey is not honey. The only type of honey that can be collected from it is the paddle, but it should definitely not smell a needle and have the taste of resin. The girl I asked about needle honey tried to convince me that it was blooming with large white flowers.

From the fool! To have an orgasm, you need an orgasm. To get an orgasm, you need the opportunity to experience pleasure from sex. When the stomach turns, like with diarrhea, there will be no pleasure in biting a woman with any figi.
Sports are pleasant, endorphins are also produced, the mood is there, a tide of strength. Try to declare to the person with a sick leg that he is a dull chicken, does not want to run on the sick leg a couple of kilometers or ballet dance, type, endorphins from the pleasure of foot activity will cure!

And about the sick head - this is generally a winged expression, because someone came up with it as if a man is dying from sorrow and complexes with the words of a woman "I just don't want"

News from Interfax:
"Niger asked Russia for support in the fight against terrorism"
Below is a picture of an elderly man.
The commentary:
I thought for a long time why Interfax was so unpolitically correct, and what an elderly African asked to help him deal with the terrorists. Then I realized what the country meant.

The FSB during a search of the human rights journalist found the KGB protocols of the search 30 years ago from her father, a Soviet dissident, and sentenced him to exile then the current head of the Supreme Court of the Russian Federation.

Other children were dressed as princes and all kinds of fairy characters, and only our Izza is the builder.
Yyy: The Jewish builder is also a fairy tale character ;)

>>zzz: It is true. And we remember those two good days for a year. Maybe you’ll come to us again in the summer?

Who are you sitting there?
Don’t be ashamed of the city, learn Russian.

XXX: Great job, for the second time in my life I see a cat swallow something by itself. For the first time in a multiplayer.

I have my daughter in the cosmetics. Well, I explained to her that it’s better not to, say, imagine waking up on the insert, giving birth to little that swollen, and also Joker looks like what your boyfriend will think?
May: You are an Ipanutya, your daughter is only 8 years old!!!! to
Hm... And indeed, it’s too early for her to walk on inputs. Let it paint.

A recent conversation between a lawyer and a chemist:
If I do the job, the company can hit a few million rubles.
What if I cut off?
A few million people :)

xxx: I remember even signing up on the forum of UAZ, but why, I don’t remember exactly. Whether alone was, or just a UAZ for fishing wanted to buy)))

Guardians of the Galaxy 2 – New Trailer

Oh, again on the hairy blue robot.
Yyy: Well, you can shake on the hairy green robot.
Zzzz: Drugs like everything - on a tree.
For Kristen Stewart?

= the reduction
The sister, when she was learning to write faster, missed the vocals, and the familiar text is then decoded very quickly. Like in Hebrew. So, let’s say, the expression "zp chштс" is immediately understandable.

X: Did you scream at a man for calling you at night?
X: Enter into his position. Call him back at five in the morning and apologize.

We sit at work, grinding the granite of bioinformatics, according to official instructions. The letter with the theme "Festing "March" - astute colleagues, in order not to run twice, decided to melt gender holidays. The colleague explodes: his inner perfectionist suggested that if you merge February and March, then March will not work. I was upset and silent, it happens. After a while, he solemnly proclaims: Ready! I am thrilled in anticipation of the results – he had to do something on a joint project. There are four options! And he lists four variants of the reciprocal intersection of two words, with indignation stating that if colleagues can’t “baptize” two months what can be expected from them in scientific terms. Author of a bunch of steep scientific articles with a hill above the roof.

Xx: I miss you.
YYY: From the hero?
Xx: No, that is all. has passed.

They graze, sow and build us, they mostly reproduce, while creative thinkers invent the engine of the space express.

My experience shows that it is worth the creative thinker to start smelling (due to the absence in the radius of influence of a cheap enough collective farmer), as in a week he invented a motoblock from a crap, and in a month - a robot. And if it goes five years, then it will lead to a working prototype.

M is motivation.

And, yes, it should be added separately that in some organizations even tocars with higher education. Because it is not only the knowledge in the crystalline structure of what you scratch with the cutter, but also the special level of responsibility injected in the course of receiving that. Without it, the missiles do not fly.

Listen, a magical smoke came out of your charging. Without magic smoke, the charger does not work.

An excerpt from the movie “Mad Max” on Youtube with an epic scene of chasing in the desert accompanied by a mad guitarist. And the comment below: "This is a documentary about how the Internet was turned off in Australia for a month".