Undead: I’m so lucky to be upset with these sectarians today. These witnesses fit, well, with their ideas. What did I ask, can you answer one question?
And I show a black and gray (somewhat lighter than usual) card, they have me for psychological testing of poor unhappy children in school.
Which one is black and which one is white?
These indicate grey - it is white.
And then I silently pick up a snow-white bright card and tell them – here’s a white card. And like you, anything that is better than G% will go to heaven.
In short, it was the first time I saw Jehovah’s Witnesses who had no answer.

Secretary General of the Japanese Government Yukio Edano confirmed the territorial belonging of the Kuril Islands to Russia. In his interview with our correspondent on the question about the pollution of the islands by emissions from nuclear power plants, he replied as follows:...you go to the ass with your islands..."

V@s3K: Why are you all women so =\
ANKO: What are they?
V@s3K: You can tell about an interesting shit for half an hour, and when you start telling about an interesting shit for me, you quickly become a shit.
ANKO: These are the ones. Sorry, my mom came here.
Anko: He wants me to get clean in the corridor. I will soon return

I work in a computer club. There are two children aged 8-9 years. One asks the other "and your mother will not come here", "No, I locked her home, and she has no key". OO

Somehow a SEO specialist goes to a bar, restaurant, buy alcoholic beverages, clubs, the best bars in Moscow, order a banquet in a restaurant.

Authority : Lech
Why do I write to a girl here?
Vlad: She responds only in three days at best?
She is on you.
The Government: Cool
But this is not news.)
It is bad : =)
Then you did not drink that the butterflies ignore you.
VLAD: I just thought
VLAD: There is another explanation.
I'm not telling anyone that the bodies don't respond to my messages at all.
Vlad : like she comes back three days of such happiness that I wrote her something))))
See also: MB
My friends are dying of happiness.
I have to :)))))
Tagged: fucking
What are we macho?

Prepod (with a measured lecturer's tone dictates under the record): Under the microscope, gentle, thin light pink sticks of Escherichia coli are visible. Under the microscope, you can see gentle, thin...
I am (from the first party, echoed): sexual.
Prepod (obediently): gentle, sexy, light pink sticks of Escherichia Colli...

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And the mold, you know, is already green and not white.
The electric shoe.

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and Pushkin)
It is fun)))

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He moves and looks at me.

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And I’ve just thrown out the soup from the pot recently, so to say, the slice.)
At the stage of the primary bouillon it was about a month ago (

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When I started my work, I used to use the first tools.

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
You are a star.)

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It is funny (
And after me, Max ran with "Please": "Well, throw it out, it’s terrible!!!and "

He was born and lives in Belgium. There, apparently, about Russia the same opinion as the Americans.
In general, he comes to us at the NH and gives: a hat, a valley, and children on a mattress.
He, it turns out, after walking around Moscow last year and not finding bears there, realized that Russian traditions are dying out.

And you knew that we have toilet paper on different sides of different shades. It gives power: depending on your mood, you can rub the Dark Side, and you can rub the Light Side.

Today, across the country, citizens in a single momentum with disgust vote for "United Russia"

She: “I’m cuddling like a cat, cuddling about your chest”
He: “I sweat like a cat, I lick eggs.”

The site, of course, is fun, but dancing on other people's graves has never been fun. It is a pity that there are so many trolls here.

It was pleasant:
Rothcam (German) met a local doctor on a holiday in Tunisia, married him and stayed in the country. They soon had a daughter, Amira, but then the relationship between the spouses broke up. The couple divorced in 2007. The court in Tunisia recognized the right to custody of the mother, but in practice it had no importance.
Tina Rothcam flew several times to the country to take Amir to Germany, but without success. Her last visit to Tunisia coincided with the beginning of the Jasmine Revolution.
Rothcam was able to get to the airport with her daughter, but they were not allowed on the plane and, in addition, took all the documents available. For his part, the ex-husband filed an application to the police about the kidnapping of the child.
Finally, Tina Rothcam managed to get to the island of Djerba and negotiate with the smugglers about the shipment to Italy.
Italian border guards, according to their own words, were extremely surprised when a tall blonde fell on the shore among the migrants. The German embassy arranged Tina and her daughter in a hotel and then helped to get to Düsseldorf.

Pepper, the real mother.

XXX: I woke up at night, I woke up, I think, it all started! I took to cut it!
WOW: If I didn’t know what a note was, I’d be scared.

<ry> I read the list of kings of Norway: Harald I Beautifully Hairy, Erik Bloody Sekira, Hocon I Good...
<ry> of course, after a bloody seeker, whoever is good!

My grandmother is killing me. On free nights she doesn’t bake cakes, she doesn’t clean the house and doesn’t dig in the garden, she sits in a photoshop (someone has set up an old grandmother’s fist) and makes my face to all sick aunts!

HH: Why did you leave him?
WOW: Well you tell me.
WOW: How can you live with a man whose main pride is the 70 level in this game?
HH: It’s really strange...
Oh, even my brother 82!! to

Millions of millions will earn a man who invents a search engine that recognizes music on request "ta ta da-tam-tam-tam-tam param-pam pam tadadadada TAM!"

If life and reason are dear to you, stay away from these muds.
She is: What?
This is from Sherlock Holmes.
It is about the internet...