Life is good when you rarely have to ask God and often thank God.

Sometimes you can simply be amazed by nature and nothing more!
This story was told by my uncle, I believe him, and as far as you are concerned, everyone has their own opinion. On behalf of my uncle.
When I woke up in the morning, I went into the so-called laundry room. As I was there, I heard a loud whisper. The scratch was very worrying. I went out and went to the direction of the new building (in the courtyard the renovation of the residential premises was done, as the family is not small, there the nest of laurels and raised offspring), went down to their nest and I see, the laurel flies to the nest and from the nest periodically flying out and flying into the window. I looked around, like no cat thief nearby.
The local shark often scared the laurel with its appearance. But why was the bastard afraid? I began to look closely around. and understood. To the nest on the balcony not yet covered by the ceiling hasn’t rushed half-meter snake. She called for help to protect her offspring. I began to starve in search of a long rod or likeness to sting a snake. At the moment the crack stopped, it seemed strange to me.
I thought that the laurel had reconciled with fate. At one point I felt sorry for her. But suddenly the laurel returned carrying in the cloth what it was.
I put this “pick” between the nest and the snake at approximately the same distance. I was surprised when I saw how this "touch" turned out to be an adult godmol. The godmother, seeing the serpent, stood up in his legendary stand and stood waiting. I became interested and I opened my mouth and stood waiting for the unlock, forgetting to look for the rod. Here, the snake almost climbed close to the mooring is visible even without doubting its superiority over some insect. But the godmother, letting the serpent go exactly as much as he needed, rubbed with a sharp movement with his hands.
"Hands" on the serpent's eyes and the snake curved fell from the balk and already blinded fell into a bunch of rubbish. In the meantime, the laurel, feeling that the danger had passed, caught the godmother and flew away.
This kind of mutual aid had to be observed by my uncle at the time. People should learn from animals!! to

“Mr. Medvedev, why are there so many billionaires in your country?
Last year we indexed pensions twice.

Prepod on Cultural Studies: Stop playing the sea battle!
Voice from the audience: Which group are you?

What is the reason for repeated earthquake shocks to be called Aftechokami in Russian??? God, I want to stifle with my own hands that degenerate that is pushing out the Russian language from the minds of the Russian people.

Judging by the sounds of the sewer in the toilet, the neighbors above clearly collapsed with bricks.

xxxx is it?
YYY: did not give birth
XXX: And I was entertained in the dog forum.
xxx: when I created the thumb "culinary recipes" =))

Buy me a coat!
No is!
Who is waiting for a month of abstinence?
So keep up, my dear!

It seems to me that the word food is associated with moth, not with children?

XXX: Here, by the edge of the eye, I looked around the world.
YYY: What is there?
xxx: where on the ural shorter in the middle of the hill are stone formations like Stonehage. According to the legend there some girl with her brothers fled from the persecutors, they caught them and then she prayed and the gods heard her prayer turned her and her brothers into a stone.
yyy : ))) Well so to be sure)))
I wonder why she was so stupid not asking that the persecutors turned her?? to

There are more and more phrases on Bora such as "lay the pipe". More and more often I want to stumble the authors of such phrases Russian language textbook in the throat.

XXX: Give me my salary with products.
YYY: And where do you work?
XXX: At the Factory of the State.

Confucius once passed by near a mountain. A woman cried over the grave. As a tribute to the front of the chariot, Confucius listened to her crying. Then he sent his disciple to the woman, and he asked her:

- You are so killing - it seems like you are not grieving for the first time?

That is what it is, the woman replied. One day my brother-in-law died from the tiger’s nails. Then my husband died. And now from them my son died.

Why not leave these places? I asked Confucius.

“There are no brutal authorities here,” the woman replied.

“Remember this, disciple,” said Confucius. Harsh power is harsher than a tiger.

1: the sun sea beach would..
2: 5 stars, 2 weeks, 15 thousand!! to
15,000 armed Egyptians

Previously, the Jaguar had a "aromatizer" in its composition, "Jaguar", identical to the natural, and it was only now that I understood why after drinking the Yagi in the morning in my mouth it felt like cats were sick.

Yanka: Fuck, I live in a community. I went to the toilet in front of two girls. Oh, oh, oh, he was calling me! So tonight I am leaving! Then, talking about the same topic, we went to the cabins... a dramatic pause... and such a whisper BLAAT, OIL!I am not going anywhere!! This is what I understand of the debris of the girl... not what you have with your abstinence)))
See also: XD

Ivan Urgant's tweet about the film "Spring":
Habansky, Urgant, Jovovich We are one team!! Gather the word from the first letters of our names...We are one team-team Beckhambetov!!and "

Capetz, comrades... I read on INOSMY the article "Dancing with Russia" from the newspaper "The National Interest" (USA). Who is not aware, there are constantly articles of the bourgeoisie, the type of what they think about us abroad. So, the second paragraph of the article kills: “On Thursday, Biden met with Prime Minister Vladimir Putin, on Wednesday – with his “vice” President Dmitry Medvedev.

The day burned. He says, help me, there is 40 minds and 40 eyes, what is it? No one so kindly called us the flock of cyclops.

XXX: I gave him a WOW gift for his birthday
YYY: Is it a kilo of cocaine?