Muslims do not work on Fridays, Jews on Saturdays, Christians on Sundays. Someone, invent a religion so that you don’t work on Mondays! (from the twitter)

(01:21:19) doc: hopefully we will have a strong storm
(01:21:48) doc: lightning in the sky shines, but still quiet :)
(01:31:43) the dock is not on the network.

W: I decided to play in LA2 for the first time, tell me who’s better to start playing? I personally looked at Camel, but I still wait for advice (and preferably in which direction to push the branch)

X: You need to move the branch carefully, and then when you let it go, it can spit you on the face.

PalichYoba
and haha. I fell asleep at 7 in the middle of the class. One was closed, the other was not TV. He ran to the neighboring primary school building. He was patient. I went to the first toilet (I did not study here, I did not know where) took off my pants and sat down (there was no door in the toilet). And then the first-class girl comes in (the toilet was female) and when she sees me with a whisper she runs away...Bliaja, never so fast. He managed to escape until no one saw him again. I have never entered that building before.

Nyoghta
Don’t go, there are still traps.

I deducted the joke about the unlimited minet, laughed, wrote my SMS "Do you want to connect the unlimited minet? and and "
Literally immediately a call from him: Hello girl, where can I connect this service and how much will it cost? ))))

Commentary on the film "The Man and His Pig" on one track:
The pig could have played better.

See also! I am surrounded by cranes from all sides. c) Animal Planet

Today on the way to the carpet I remembered all the stories on the topic:"How do you explain how to cut you one hert will get a hert".I go in, dialogue:-How do we cut?
I : Yes!
No more questions and I cut my hair.

The best pet is an exotic plant. It is beautiful, striped, cooking its own food, oxygening and never breaking anything. It is so cute at night.

Olya
It is hard to be a girl.

Kirill
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Olya
I made 2 hair masks, 2 times washed my head, washed, brushed my teeth, cleaned my face, lubricated my hair with a cream, sprayed my hair, lubricated my lips with a balsam, pumped the press

Kirill
Tomorrow I'll do: 360 repetitions on the press, 3 to 11 to 60 kg on the widest, 65kg live bars 6-8 repetitions 3 approaches, 15kg hanger on the bikini 3 to 10, triceps 45kg on 3 to 15

Kirill
I will brush my teeth

XX: I’m so good when you’re around... I even forget that I’m flying, and I’m chewing as I’m afraid.
Where do you want to fly?
2 days in Yekaterinburg
Funny, I have a girlfriend in Yekaterinburg.
Fuck it...

I came here to a friend and she "was cleaning". I was delighted with the final phrase: "The only thing left was to swim on the floor and wipe out the socks!..."

The flashes have three positions: Sunul - did not fit, turned over - did not fit, turned over again - sat like a cast. 3D technology and so on.

I don’t want to offend anyone, but everywhere adult people are full of funny jokes and stories, to a lesser extent, distantly related to IT. I don't think that x:='s at least me' stand <=0
with UV. Dr. Lector

Zzz
Jesus Walked on Water
ZZZ
I can walk on corners.
ZZZ
96% of water
ZZZ
I am Jesus 96%

I caught the viruses.
Has an antivirus been used?
He broke up...

Qx87: The Chinese know a lot in martial arts: against the style of twenty-one" not a single kung fu has saved!
dragonpetrovich: is
qx87: Sometimes saves style "Sprinter"
dragonpetrovich: from 20
dragonpetrovich: hardly
Dragonpetrovich: It has to run very hard.
qx87: This
Qx87: Their speeds are not folded
qx87: It is enough to run faster than one, though the fastest of them
Dragonpetrovich: That’s the point.
dragonpetrovich: that the speeds do not fold, and the probability decreases
qx87: The probability is always 50%: either you will give a pitch or you will not give it.

Victory in icq-chat

Question No. 6302: What did Gagarin say at the launch of his rocket?
Tips: '' e*ali'
Possible bonus: 7 UAH

XXX is fucking
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!! to

From the "Our Company" section on one of the job search websites:

We offer our customers to live on the bright side. But the "reverse" side — the one on which we work — is also bright!

How to understand at all?

It is better to make a mistake than to do nothing because of the fear of making a mistake.