I don’t understand how you can come second in biathlon if you have a gun with you.

If Hillary wins, will she avenge her husband for Monica?

From a comment to one of the news about the upcoming release of Doom:

aaa - No matter how I look at the trailers from the new doom, the local animals become sad immediately. From the side, look like this: one crazy mariner runs, and his eyes are pressed out, and he is pressing everybody - this is who really should be feared.

bbb - Drunk VDVshnik, and the demons are his glutes

The Ethereum:
If the main form of contraception is a condom, then this is a family with a very, very low level of sexual literacy and the man needs to run away from there quickly and silently.

You go to the ass! Drink hormone pills. And how to fly from interrupted sexual intercourse, ask your mother.
Tablets are not suitable for everyone, and it is good that not all men are as selfish as you are.

Previously, the world was fairer. He swallowed ice cream, wet his legs, dressed lightly in the autumn, sick, understand why: he was guilty, he was stupid. And now what? You go to work in the morning with a hundred migrants in a subway car, and all have their diseases, against which you do not have immunity (well you did not grow up in Central Asia because). And you come out around right: I went to work, not even late. He was sick anyway. Where is Justice?

The husband recently got a job, where all the management are former military personnel. Yesterday I asked how the women’s colleagues were congratulated.

“I normally congratulated. At 12 o’clock, everyone was built and congratulated.

8 March. From 10 in the morning, greetings calls, unexpected visits of loved relatives. People, thank you, of course, and I love you... but I wanted to sleep so much.

China a drop in exports in 2016
Somehow bad they counted my purchases on AliExpress :(

I remember the times when they argued about the real or silicone chest of the Drawed Girl, and now they argue about the Star Wars. 

"I am engaged in glycogen resynthesis". This answer to the question "What do you do?" sounds much more scientific and solid than "I drink sweet tea with waffles and spices after running for fifty kilometers." It is immediately clear that a person is not just lying on the couch, stretching out his escaped legs, but is busy with a serious business.))

YYY: It’s somehow funny that there’s a day when everyone congratulates you just because you’re female.
XXX: Do you feel some sexism here?

Well, the trolls work on the TV channel STS. From the morning of March 8 to the movie about witches xD

The Head of the Regional Ministry for Youth Affairs shares with a friend:
This summer, the mansion under Vladimir completed, nature there is just waste! There are no people, the air is fresh, I will ride, rest my soul. The house in Spain took - or it was tired where it got to stop. The son of the younger in England was placed in a decent school, let the man be made of him, again the elderly will help.
Have you done anything for young people in a year?
I always care about young people. Recently, this little girl was dragged into bed - so twice in a row ended!

It’s quite a strange concept that all sinners will forever burn in hell... in the sense of where is so much fuel in hell? Satan, what is Gazprom sponsoring?

The prototype of the Sagittarius was a cowboy from the Dollar Trilogy, who is completely white.

The elders gathered the young and long insisted on them:
It’s angry when you wake up at 15 a.m.

About Roland from 'Tower'

He was either a black man or a Chinese, not mentioned in the book, but his eyes were clearly blue. This is the same characteristic trait as Peppi’s red hair or Rainbow Dash’s rainbow tail. Find an actor of a black race with blue eyes - yes, please

XXX: How many goods?
It is 7 gigabytes.
xxx: gigabytes of hentai at 0.83 BTC.
YYY: I am buying it.

And here we in the universe... no one listened to the report, but we discussed the appearance and orientation of the speaker... "

But that says a lot about the level of the universe. If you are in an adequate state, what science is there in such a mud? Well, if you are not happy to join the discussion of orientation, canane.

The inventor of email, Ray Tomlinton, has died.
by RIP.