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[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №95103
 10.03.2014
Those stupid dreams.
The nightmares?
and yes. Married out

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №95102
 10.03.2014
Lita: Offered to the tiny "striped candy" - three-layer marmelade
Lita: He stated that striped candy does not exist.
I showed him the best candy.
Lita: He instantly eaten it and said: "They do not exist again".

[ + 28 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №95101
 10.03.2014
I dreamed of my wedding. I read in various dreamboards what it is for. different authors write about changes, and decisions in life, and novelty in relationships. In Freud’s dream book, there is only one answer to all dreams: you have to get fucked. Shallow, Shallow

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №95100
 10.03.2014
Sorry, but I don’t know what the correct answer is to:
4) Continue the phrase "Love is..." (35-40)

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №95099
 10.03.2014
I saw a company of three programmers. One of them is a beautiful girl. Very smart and looks like an elephant. Nothing bothered her: neither the frankly boy style in the clothes, nor the slightly wide shoulders, nor the complete lack of makeup. Directly watch and be proud of the female sex, say, did not translate even girls-programmers.
Who did I ask her name?
But I understood that the Nefit is proud in vain, and there are few girls programmers in the world. And Nikita is not one of them, even though he has long hair. The oculist was right.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №95098
 10.03.2014
Believe me, in the program in which your account is located, Artificial Intelligence is not provided.
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That is to say, send sms ten times a week about all kinds of advertising promotions and other stuff, and about the fact that there are more advantageous rates - not? I also have a cable company - I, long connected, offers to connect to the internet by sending advertisements to my box on their resource!!! But here’s what tariffs have changed – silence. And they change them every two or three months in the direction of reduction, because companies have split like dogs, I only have 4 boxes hanging in my entrance, and in the house opposite 2 firms are distributed. It is called skin. With a thousand subscribers to a hundred, here is a cake.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №95097
 10.03.2014
Continuing the topic of idiots:
Politics is like channeling. Without it, you can’t do it, but you don’t want to go into it yourself" (c) Jan Vanli

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №95096
 10.03.2014
The guy, who on March 8 on the Planner in the subway went with a tablet on which it was written "From March 8", thank you! You made my day, and judging by the faces of women walking behind me is not just mine)))

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №95095
 10.03.2014
I am fisting! I just think it’s better when the book reads in your head.

And here is what I should do? I love Bradbury, and the voices in my head read Donzov.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №95094
 10.03.2014
Woo: What is "Tea management"?
SERG:"prelete-nasral-ulete"
You develop telepathic abilities.
Learn to guess shit!
No one wants to work according to the agreed plan.
Everything is just coordinated, and specifically what to answer is difficult.
As a result, by the end of the project, 10% of participants do 90% of the work.
And then those 90% of the pidoras are justified - that those 10% are cowboys and fools,
Unable to produce a product.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №95093
 10.03.2014
News on Lenta.ru

05:57 In Mexico, a major drug baron was killed again.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №95092
 10.03.2014
To tears touched the tragedy in the news story of a man who returned from abroad, where for several hundred thousand made a hair transplant. On the joys on the way home, he was drunk, strongly bullied, was detained by the police, convicted and shaved.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №95091
 10.03.2014
Was there a grandfather in Hogwarts?
YYY: Moreover, Snow even purchased frogs through underground witches!
zzz: (dreaming) Yes, one repair can replace so much...

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №95090
 10.03.2014
This is:

The child in the queries: "Gauss gun with his own hands"
Something I am worried about...

— — —
Don’t worry, my childhood friend and I also tried to collect it. It is even good.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №95089
 10.03.2014
Children under the window.

The rat! The Rat!! to
to stand!
The dog is small!
The Fucks!! to
Stand up, rats, hands up, weapons on the ground!
Even if you know what you are saying, she has no weapons at all!

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №95088
 10.03.2014
Well, as the saying goes: shake, da pory - there will be no empty time.
XXX: I am about rebuilding.
yyy: "Shea da Pori" sounds like something French.
My grandmother always said so.
XXX: She told her mother.
XXX: She was a bitch.
Oh, and she is Napoleon!

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №95087
 10.03.2014
shshifter: the statistical probability of dying - the micromort is called
shshifter: 1 millionth chance of death
sable-fuzzy: kind of like
shshifter: 1 micromort is contained in 1.5 cigarettes, in half a litre of wine, in 2 days of life in New York. in 1000 bananas)) (dose of radiation)
shshifter: and all that.
Sable-Fuzzy is clear. Volandemort is like a dohullion of micromorts.

[ + 26 - ] [5 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №95086
 10.03.2014

Any work you pay for is a branch of hell.
You can’t become a ranch, become a philosopher.

From personal experience:
The less they pay, the hotter the villas. Where you are well paid, it is usually enough to work well. Not everyone can do that.

The hell is the lowest paid job. Because the employer thinks these are nowhere from him, otherwise they would have been gone long ago.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №95085
 10.03.2014
goalkeeper of Finnish women's hockey team Noora Ryatou will defend the goal of the men's team "Kiekko-Vanta" next season

And you are here Chelyabinsk, Chelyabinsk.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №95084
 10.03.2014
Gugliem decision of the Russian Academy of Mathematics of March 3, 2008, adopted following the results of the World Congress of Mathematicians, held from February 25 to March 1, 2008.

According to him, 0^0 is no uncertainty and no unit, but completely itself 0.

Thus 0^0 + 0^0 = 0

This is very similar to the phrase from an anecdote: "In wartime, the value of pi is equal to 4".

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