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[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №16080
 24.04.2009
So many ads type - "Grow your penis","Hypnosis:it’s yours", "100% seduction"....
Zaycev.net should have been called Rabbits.no

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №16079
 23.04.2009
For what I love Russia, especially my city, is for seeing the inscription on the wall of my house today: “Obama black power.”

[ + 48 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №16078
 23.04.2009
Preface: My daughter and I (5 years) live a dog, tax, 1 year, loves beer, champagne, wine and even vodka runs, but drinks.
So here... I drank a beer from a 1.5 litre bottle with a friend. When they drank, the empty bottle was given to the dog to play, and she began to lick it so that the tongue reached almost the middle of the bottle.
A friend with affection, looking at this case: "Per something is missing the dog..."
My daughter, not long thinking: "She lacks breakfast!"

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №16077
 23.04.2009
KompAs> On Saturday buy book from us and ask...." and why some say aser and others asus?"...
KompAs> I answer "and how is it written...Iran or Iraq?"

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №16076
 23.04.2009
I am
And I have a juicy, hard swollen fruit in my pants... :-)

She
What is it :-)

I am
and sweet)

She
Why did you put your trousers in your pants? :D

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №16075
 23.04.2009
I watched an interview with Fursenko at Posner. One thought of the minister.
"I think that in the near future, unfortunately, not due to the fact that the salary of teachers will increase sharply, but because of the fact that in a number of sectors of the economy the salary will decline due to economic difficulties. The salary of teachers and the salary of people working in other industries will be comparable.”
The curtain!

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №16074
 23.04.2009
Violations of cyclists

by ddd [guest]

I tried specifically, in the zone of the mark 30, in front of the gaiters with the radar, 45 twisted............. pofig, stsuki, I tried so.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №16073
 23.04.2009
In the advertisement of the juice after the words "Here is the girl we have - real..." a bunch of rhythms ending on... as climbs into the head, but the ananas is not among them. Moreover, almost none of them is suitable for describing a girl, and in general something of the female genre.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №16072
 23.04.2009
Not as terrible as the inadequacy of its owner.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №16071
 23.04.2009
I am in the bus today, the girl standing next door begins to ring the phone.
This is the sweet song of the Buyer "I will never marry you."
The girl raises the phone and with an angry voice begins to talk:
Allo...
–...
Because I have to listen to this crazy song.
–...
I can’t change it, you’ve struck it up, shit.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №16070
 23.04.2009
Hello to you! What a cool cocktail!
Imagine, but I have nothing under it!
Don’t worry, they will grow up.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №16069
 23.04.2009
Christ has risen!
And he told us!

by Asper

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №16068
 23.04.2009
I propose to impose a tax on the asphalt, which, scurvy, wears and forges my spikes.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №16067
 22.04.2009
Is the evil such?
Because of the cat. Red cattle, I hate it.
...??? to
He came here to fuck. As usual, he stood next to the barrel. Then he apparently realized that something was wrong and decided to bury it all. And he began to cross the cave with his feet. Here, his limb falls into his own shit and he smashes the shit all over the toilet.
At the table ?
That is not all. Apparently he finally came into horror by what he surprised, and tried to retreat quickly from the scene of the crime. Of course, the shit, clinging to the legs is now carefully scattered around the apartment.
and ROFL
But that is not all. He managed to run through my chest. He’s all shit now too.
- *ROFL*ROFL*ROFL*

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №16066
 22.04.2009
Talk about birthdays, horoscopes, and so on.
I was born in April, the year of the serpent. I am Aries.
I was born in April, only in the year of the Horse. I’m at least a natural "copy", and you’re a snuck, some kind of "floating lamb" :)

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №16065
 22.04.2009
In the evening after work. The stop. I stand with a young man with roses in his hand. Calling on the mobile:
Hi baby...
–...
I go home with a bouquet of flowers.
–...
No, there is no party.
–...
Nothing happened!
–...
Has it changed right away?! to
–...
Which other idiot? You are stupid yourself!! to
Roses in the urn.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №16064
 22.04.2009
Reiji
I go out of the room to the bathroom. My mother came out of the neighboring room for the same purpose. I put on her t-shirts to slow her down and ran into the bathroom under her scream))))) I run first, I catch a whistle, I laugh acky))))) Mom doesn't sleep - runs to the door and cuts my light)))) And acky laughs from behind the door))))) After a five-minute stir the light turns on. Okay well. I stand and wash. Outside the door, “Well Kaatya, give me a coat, I’ll wash in the kitchen at least...” I breathe fiercely, I open the door, I stretch the coat. My Mom (!!!) He catches him, beats me by him, and until I open the door, he flies into the bathroom and begins to brush his teeth furiously!!! Is it okay, Nate?? to

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and ROFL

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You have a family.

Reiji
Come as a goat to us to live.

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Hm

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Will I be pleased?

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №16063
 22.04.2009
I read an announcement in the newspaper:
"Sell Meibach, it is cheap. It is..."

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №16062
 22.04.2009
Buying skating in GUME : advantages, disadvantages, underwater stones?
(Viewed in a community of one city)

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №16061
 22.04.2009
Even unbearable people. Even under the music.

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