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[ + 61 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №29339
 28.04.2010
The American mail generally works very well. Letters and packages arrive very quickly, almost never disappear. We received valuable documents (even passports) without problems by mail!Electronics, anything, and in any weather. Here and now I look out the window, and see how under the rainy rain our postwoman walks in her waterproof cloak-tent between the houses and spreads the mail.

I have only one claim. Many times the letters I sent to my aunt in Lithuania were returned with the stamp "There is no such address" - right under the words Vilnius, Lithuania. I understand that mostly Chinese and Mexicans work at the mail, to whom Lithuania has little to say, and not all Americans know what it is, but it is still the mail! They should have a book guide.

Eventually, I started writing on envelopes after my name, house number and street name.

Vilnius, Lithuania
A is

City of Vilnius
Country of Lithuania
of Europe,
Then the letters went much better.

But today I called my aunt in Vilnius, and she said

We just got your New Year’s card. I was surprised,
Why did she go so long, and then accidentally looked at the envelope and
I saw the stamp of Honduras. She was initially sent to
Honduras, and then we go to Lithuania.

Now, in addition to respect for U.S. mail workers, I also have respect for Honduran mail workers... They know where they are.
of Lithuania.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №29338
 28.04.2010
Victory Day is a celebration when people who have never fought but have everything promise to those who have fought but have nothing that they will ever have everything.

[ + 130 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №29337
 28.04.2010
Oh God, for what reason?For what?! I am a simple school teacher! Why do Olya Vagin, Lena Lysin and Pasha Poleno study in my class?! to

[ + 86 - ] Comment quote №29336
 28.04.2010
About the sudden snowfall in the Urals:
xxx (11:40:07 27/04/2010)
How is the weather?
yyy (11:42:41 27/04/2010)
and nominal. Now the tree in the apartment looks more suitable

[ + 91 - ] [7 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №29335
 28.04.2010
My husband had a model submarine for seven years. During this time, I learned all its composition and mastered the work on a token-freezer machine. I tortured specifically. But the matter is not that.
Finally let it go to the water.
They put the boat and took the binoculars. Let the man check all the mechanisms. Everything was fine, but the torpedoes were not checked.
In general, it turned out that the model of the yacht, which sailed nearby, went to the bottom.
The guy with the yacht - again sorry, he's accidental!

[ + 95 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №29334
 28.04.2010
When they come up with sweets that don’t fade!And the burning...

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №29333
 28.04.2010
by MiniBash2:
*** by

What is the group_user table?
Me: Group of Users
SS: Is it very important?
Me: Everything is important
SS: How can I restore it?

Nothing has contributed so much to the transition of the Russians to Linux as the equalization of the use of open source to piracy!

I sit and look at the listing on Python. The father, looking at the monitor from a distance, asks:
Do you read Mayakovsky?

The xxx:
Dear friends, and this only seems to me that considering how much everything needs to be twisted to the 7th screw so that it works properly. Microsoft Corporation not only whispered the KDE interface, but also learned something from the generals?? to

Adminov, who reached the Tao 2 level, is characterized by pathological laziness and a nothing but a blurred feeling of Phuism, raised into absolute.

There is only one factor that prevents a company from opening its code – shame.

When the programmers on a circuit are ready to write a configurator for something, it turns out that it has long been written on a piton/pearl, and the programmers on C have almost finished a new version of that “something.”

The gods invented spam as a revenge for human prayers.

KDE 4 - you sit like in a dishwasher, where everything glitters and flows around; but only if you want to turn or get up - something must fall and break.

*** by
I remember you too, my brother.

[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №29332
 28.04.2010
I’ve gotten rid of a guy today :(
ZZZ: How? why?? to
I stood from work at the bus stop, no and no, and in my hand was a red package.
HH: I waited for them so little. In front of me, two boyfriends were barely standing.
One of them looked so closely at the package and the kajak crawled!!! I am in Houston, his friend too.
Tagged with: phahhahaha
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[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №29331
 28.04.2010
The Freud Error:
I have misled you.

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №29330
 27.04.2010
<< The Evil Angel>>
I have a mother, David Blaine, and Captain Evidence in one person.

<< The Evil Angel>>
I will go crazy.

<< The Evil Angel>>
She says I smell my nose.

[ + 108 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №29329
 27.04.2010
Fuck, that’s why when you start repairing something, then after 15 minutes of hunting do at least as it was?

[ + 80 - ] Comment quote №29328
 27.04.2010
1: I sell a computer of good assembly (more specifically, I can not say yet) - cheap system unit, g / k display, printer, power system, subwoofer and columns.the state is perfect!price is agreed upon, when inspected. at any time.phone
2: I sell a beautiful big car, white, the engine I do not remember which, but apparently aluminum - very not even weak!!! There are still seemingly 4 wheels, I don't remember which, but the neighbor will have smaller... in general, call - let's talk! Phone three zero - two zero - zero!
3: I will buy for the money, which I can not say yet, but they are rectangular, beautiful, I will give a few papers, on them units, knots and some statues are drawn.
4: I sell an apartment or not an apartment I don't know, there are 4 walls like, how many squares I don't know well about normal should be enough, generally a good apartment, call suggest
If I do, I will sell the garage. Well, or, not exactly a garage, but a place under the sky. It is somewhere outside the city. I can't show it because I don't know where it is yet, but I can say that the place is good. As there is a road, the road leads to it. Well, or, the path... There’s still a lounge so big next door... Well, in general, you can get there. Anyone interested, call and ask. I can't answer you, but you call, don't be ashamed!
6 )))) to the fire)))

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №29327
 27.04.2010
XXX: The Startup
Well why I don’t believe that the intelligence on the planet is going: Captain, 1st Assistant, 1st Pilot, Chief Engineer, Specialist on Naval Weapons
It reminds of a Polish plane.

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №29326
 27.04.2010
Let’s go with us in the wave.)
go go go go go))
I decide physics.
Theme: Destroyed

[ + 74 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №29325
 27.04.2010
In Skype, a man hit me, who, having turned on the video connection, began to catch bacon in the pop! I am in shock.

[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №29324
 27.04.2010
I recently watched horror films about ghosts, Poltergeist and even with him.
I lay a little sleep, and he looked at my shoulder like a whirlwind: A-aaaaaaaa!!! The eyes are round. I turn to no one!! My son continues to scream! In the head pops up stories about the fact that children can see the invisible for adults... Immediately the thoughts of the most terrible, as well as tumultuous considerations, turn wildly: how can we break away from all the invisible and intangible impurity?!!! The heart is almost jumping out... And the son gives out: A-aa! Mother! I forgot to smell my hands!!! (The cream was just on the shelf behind my back.)
All of us!! Stop watching the horror!!! to

[ + 95 - ] Comment quote №29323
 27.04.2010
She is: Sorry. I have wine before you.
He is: Nothing. I also have a vodka :)

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №29322
 27.04.2010
You’re reading this, and at this moment, for example, Putin pounded.

[ + 79 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №29321
 27.04.2010
Moscovites, say, are you fucking on your head? Nougat at the end station of the subway, "go out?No, fucking, I’m fucking in the depot!

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №29320
 27.04.2010
Continuation of the theme of the son of Jurk.

The little boy is painting again. I come to see.
A painted monster. in glasses, a tie, with clothes, horns and clothes. I ask – who is it?
The answer killed you!

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