Did you hear that a balloon exploded in the shore yesterday?
With gas?
No, with a shark.

What is your style of fighting?
Kiev, and what about you?
and Ayanogami.

A cockroach lives without a head for nine days and then dies of starvation.
- Oh, and the head without the cockroach is suffering for 3 months.

Comments on Leningrad – Sweet Sleep:
The xxx:
=) the pudding
YYYY :
Imagine: a concert in Peter - a bitch - playing this song and jumping a man in front of me under a hundred kg weight and shouting "I love so much when the big and thick cock in me...")
I have seen it.)

Kitty Secret
How is the purity known when you love and you do not, but it hurts when you are unnecessary!!!!!!!! to

Serena finally
Don’t tell me you grew up.

by Yuri Novikov
The Grammar Nazi in me died in convulsions.

Heaven is when there is no boss, no alarm and no Monday.

We will have a pure men’s tent.
I don’t go into other tents.
That is what you think XD
The most important thing is that you think so x)

I live in China, I sit in a Russian cafe on the street at 10 am, I drink coffee, I read the news.
Here the manager comes out with a glass of beer, comes the man drinks, pays off and goes on.
I asked the manager what was it?
- he will not go far here, says if he comes to work without the desire, the Chinese start to worry about asking questions

Please invite me on Sunday.

XY
=) is
Come to me on Sunday!

XX is
I don’t even know it.)
Well, if I come, then in the evening and at night).
Will go?

I have a cat so big that I have to stand next to it while it is there. It is boring to see him.

It was warm and dark on the street, it was raining, under the rain, two drunk men went out of the store, grumbling with beer in a bag, and each said to each other: "Ept, I recently read Dostoevsky, so I thought, what kind of shit, Sereg? Hulu we got it in the school, Hulu needs it in the school? He needs it now! Let me look at you, carousel, look at you.

The Cultural Capital. Ept.

Today’s children will have nothing to fear. When I was a child, I was afraid of the movie, and now every second grandmother with Yaga is out on the street.

A-Kun: The fact that the client is always right does not give him the right to be a fool!

Tim: Well, I personally believe that the most unhappy people in the world are porn actors. Tell me if they are using the internet?

However, victims of contact are smarter:

Katerina Abramova removed the page with the words: "I went and I was naked."

You’re still walking in your hat, it’s hot, right?
Without a hat, the headphones fall out.

DASH: You will never borrow me.

Do we argue?

Alexander : No!! to

Katarina
Give me some cows, please :)

Paul is
I can offer Cyrus.

XXX: fuck, we shouldn’t go to her, we’ll get infected with something.
YYY: No, no, the whole Samara goes to her, and nothing!

If a month ago, you accidentally on the profile of your wife found a query in the search engine "How to make a man run", and in your sexual life no changes occurred, it means that she is training elsewhere.