I am hard to find, easy to lose, and impossible to forget.
Student: I am easy to fall asleep, difficult to raise up and impossible to wake up.

I decided to give you a gift – to buy a car. Guess, it starts with "O" plus 2 letters.
Aud, what is it?

Snowballs swirled in the air and settled on the ground with a white foaming blanket. It was April 9th in the courtyard.

I cleaned up at home, found a notebook for records of various useful things. I listed.
On the first page, the definition of the copy of the database, system and program areas of memory, on the next - what is blocking, a retrospective query.
I turn the page - a recipe for borscht.
Life goes on, priorities change. and :)

I went to the movie with him, in horror.)
I almost went crazy about the fuck!
NN: Congratulations to you! (They are :
* from fear >_<

Linux: the basic commands. The pocket manual. It has 288 pages.

I love spring, it is romantic.
I have a tractor in my yard. Romantic, like a swan on a pond.

The students laughed. One guy is loud, talking loudly. He moved him to another place, and he also busted there. Tired, I say thoughtfully: Where would I sit, so that it would be quieter?
Here’s a voice from the back: Put it on the col!

xxx: And for some reason every time I want to translate "dear diary" as "olive diarrhea". Well, for example, someone writes "Dear diary, what a day it was!", and I imagine "Eleven diarrhea! What was it today!"

Why when French chansons are sung, Paris and France appear? And when are our - Magadan and forestry?

Do you want preservatives from the Kaspersky Lab?
and no. They will whisper every time I finish.

“I’m not fat at all, Sasha tells me I have a perfect figure.
- Olya, he is a mathematician, for him the perfect figure is SHAR!

The truth of life: after the light is suddenly turned off in the house, in complete silence, the mat is first delivered from the room where the desktop PC stands, and then the vicious laughter, from the person who used the laptop.

You are admin. You have an admin jokes :)

All countries cut mat from the South Park and only in Russia - Vladimir Putin.

Brother gave up on the rights, category VC. And he said that nothing is so respectful on the road as a camel with a triangle "U" on the rear glass.

A Russian-language employer for the sake of the buffer writes:
Smotri, oshibka tam, tam and tam.
This is "exactly" I forget about changing the layout and I miss a little. The result is "nuxyj".
The client thought long and wrote:
- Ladno, pust' ostaetsa.

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YYY: Agah, the attacker of the South-Butov team for cell phones.

I sat in a line at the clinic to the therapist. Listened to the outrageous discussion of two grandmothers of 70 years old, how qualitatively and promptly Dr. House treats and what a terrible hurt we have =)))

I am standing at the bus stop today. There is a cafe on the road. There are big letters on the roof of the house. The coffee is called Magnolia. There are schoolgirls nearby. Class of 10-11. One phrase killed the drinker.
You are ppc! What kind of coffee they called! Not Magnolia but Mongolia. A sign for the whole house!