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[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №111835
 08.04.2015
The 16977 was very pleased. Especially - here is this passage: "If you were not loaded with your face in a dirty dishwasher accompanied by an empty stomach or did not put on your head a basket with dirty socks, going barefoot to the nearest store for new ones, then it is not you so clever and he is not such a cowboy. He just doesn’t profit from turning you into a farce right now."

It’s hard to understand where these characters come from. Many single mothers, happy owners of a son, flatter their bloodshed to disgrace, horrifying all the caprices. Did you buy a toy? You need to sink with your legs, swallow, and the son immediately runs to calm, buying the desired. Did your mother cook unpleasant cakes? It is enough to twist, knock on the fists, and it is better to throw a plate. And a caring mom immediately falls off her legs to prepare a smoothie for her favorite table.

Meanwhile, Masik is no longer embarrassed to use his fist, desperately hammering his parent's legs, accompanied by a fighting whisper of wrought auto-signalization. And that’s just the kind of fighting man grows up. And also pleasantly tells the girlfriends: "You will not play with my"!

And here comes the joy - Masic finds a girlfriend. Of course, she should take care of him, like a mom, collect toys for him, wash his socks and cook only his favorite nemoche. And almost not so - you can also drown your feet and knock your fists. He is the best in the world and the only one.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №111834
 08.04.2015
(Commentary to the Ukrainian note that there is only one type of cheese left in Russia)
X: If it falls in one place, it arrives in another.
So, all these exquisite cheeses will fill our Ukrainian table, which broke into the European market. Tomorrow I will get a salary and go shopping, I will buy half a kilo of cheese for the entire salary, and the Russians will not get a good deal.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №111833
 08.04.2015
Announcement in local newspaper
(All life and fate in one line)

"Apartment with Grandma"

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №111832
 08.04.2015
In Bologoe fought the sellers of shaurma and shaverma

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №111831
 08.04.2015
I heard on the street a dialogue between two young men in protective costumes and mud boots: "Prinkin, Katyusha recently had a delay! and oh! and what? At first I was so scared that I started looking for work. And then nothing, let go...

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №111830
 08.04.2015
At this Easter, atheists can greet each other with the words:
Gagarin has flown!
He really flew!

by Lucky

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №111829
 08.04.2015
You’ve finally gotten your chest.

Wake up the moderators.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №111828
 08.04.2015
Is it possible to make a samurai?
- It can, but why almost ready self-propelled device to spoil?! to

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №111827
 08.04.2015
xxx: Passed the test on your psychological length of the member.
xxx: posted on the website
xxx: "Sorry, but we don’t have enough memory to output the number, please repeat it again"
YYY: The number Pi is not a number?

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №111826
 08.04.2015
Judging by the number of hats on the hangover and the shoes under the hangover, I am married to a three-headed spider.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №111825
 08.04.2015
How is the bank?
He: They took tests of the kidneys, spinal cord and soul for a test to know how much they can earn for them :)
He signed a loan agreement.
I don’t give your brain to anyone.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №111824
 08.04.2015
Wardrobe or a member.
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Well, they gave you millions of money and told you to build roads on them. You can build these roads and continue to live in poverty, and you can unswervingly spend that money and live peacefully all your life as a human being and your children and relatives will be provided! Question: Which normal, sensible, reasonable, adequate person will choose the first option? If there is such a man, will you not consider him a fucker?
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Listen to it here. A normal, adequate and sensible person will build roads. Because he can see beyond his nose. Because he will know with certainty that after building roads he will not remain in poverty, that the return will be for everyone and personally for him too. Not as fast and not as much as if you slow down, but not one-time, but permanent.
And the most important thing to remember - to spend and spend on iPhones and Thailand every imbecile can, or rather only imbecile can. But saving and multiplying the task is not trivial, and a Swiss bank account can not do this. Money itself is not even worth melting, it becomes a value only by being invested in something, and roads are quite a good option.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №111823
 08.04.2015
I am persecuted by the illogical idea that they are the same people. In the city, they are on powerful SUVs meeeeedlennoo overpowering the careful “lightening police officer” (seems to be baptized while reading Our Father). And then they are transferred to puzzles, go out of town... and t-dams! Heavily rushing along the sides with tooth-breaking holes in the circumference of the traffic jams - and only a piece of dirt and small details have fun flying around.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №111822
 08.04.2015
The shortest joke of this week is the title of the news:
"House in New York could explode because of Ukrainians trying to steal gas"

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №111821
 08.04.2015

It is spring in Siberia. A few days of weather plus 3-5.
In the morning, a young man enters the bus in a green shirt with short sleeves.
I whisper quietly - probably he's so bitten, because he's not cold?
And so - the heat of 7 degrees, and the storms are no longer 2 meters, as last week, well a meter-and-a-half from the force. I saw a fly.

[ + 26 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №111820
 08.04.2015
here here :
*** by
"In Moscow will be carried 1418-metre Georgian tape..."

Why not 1488 meters?
*** by
Are you stupid or pretending?
To such a flashmob, as the "Georgia tape" in general, you can treat it differently... But, nevertheless, even if you don't know, you can always see on the Internet that 1418 days - so long WOV lasted.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №111819
 08.04.2015
Tomorrow, Michael will go to training.
Sorry, sorry for the trip.
The Coach: Crabbe!

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №111818
 08.04.2015
xxx: What another liked in, I am a laying operator at the bread factory.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №111817
 08.04.2015
Publication in the newspaper:

"I change a girl's coat for a boy's"

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №111816
 08.04.2015
XXX is
The cat scared me. This furry cock sneezes like an elephant.)

YYYY
Even louder than you? ?

XXX is
almost )

YYYY
Do you understand me now? ?

XXX is
I am not hiding under the table right now. I sit quietly, I play - and here from somewhere below is such an ARCHCH!! to

YYYY
) ) )

XXX is
I just jumped up )) Not good outlast played, or would be upset ))))

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