We sit with a girl in a cafe, she chew the edges of the towels thoughtfully.
I ask, is she hungry?
I said no, I ate yesterday.
The girls...

I live in America, married to an American. I remember when we first came together to Chelyabinsk, 7 years ago, he was in shock from a lot, especially from the road Ekaterinburg-Chelyabinsk. And here we talk somehow, I say - "Imagine, our governor bought a helicopter, he was completely sick." The husband replies - "With your friends, I would also buy a helicopter, if I could."
You will not argue.

From the Forum on Masters of Eastern Unitary Combat:

111: You are full of hatred for the Masters, and permeated by it.
222: I am very tolerant of Masters. On Friday, a Master from JEC came to me and changed the pad under the laundry. No any hatred.
111: In which century do you live? It is in ancient times Master = craftsman. Shares are different. Has he pulled the bottle?
222 of course. Therefore, I can confidently speak of tolerance towards Masters.
111: You do not break the fig in the Masters. The real master will not take it.
222: The masters are small, you panic. An ancient Greek would not have taken a bottle of vodka. Well because there was no bottle of vodka, there was no temptation. Now they take.
Ancient Greek fuck would change the pad under the laundry.
222: What speaks about the development of Masters. They are evolving.

by Miumau
Comments on How Kids Ask About Sex:
"Mom, Dad, did you have sex before?" - "Well why "earlier", and now we do" - (with enthusiasm) "You will show??!!!and "
7 years old :)

You will love this cute shit!
I already have a cute shit that I like :D
The cat?
I’m talking about Sanya, but let’s have a cat.

And the claim that a pregnant wife lives at the expense of her husband is the same nonsense as the fact that a husband who lives at the hospital with the flu is supposedly living at the expense of his wife. Nuacho, she’s currently working, and he’s home 😉

Did each of the twins have a DNA test? This is when the law in the nursery will be obliged to do so, and the number of registered cases will increase dramatically. Although the grandmothers will not allow such a law, it violates their right to blasphemy.

About the mythical grandmother’s blasphemy the most scream the blasphemies

Why do pregnant women live on account of their husbands? Are you all from which country? In Russia, pregnant women work up to 30 weeks, and then go on such a maternity leave for about 2.5 months before and 2.5 months after delivery, which is paid with an allowance of 100% of the average wage of a woman for the last 2 years. So if a woman before pregnancy lived at the expense of her husband, then she continues, and if not, then she lives at her own expense. But then, at the end of this leave, until the child reaches 3 years, he has to live at the expense of his husband, yes. In part, the first 1.5 years pay 40% of the average wage. And then - all joke, there are no gardens, what do you do here =(

He fell sick at 32 years old. If I had a face recognition input on the notebook, I’t be able to log in.

Now in the spa, the cashier called the administrator, because she didn't have a cash register and she had to count 200-147 in her mind, and then said - I'll learn to count with your store!

Here is the brake.

Collectors of non-Russian language:
It was not solo, but bread.

This is a genius transformation.

Orthopedically correct heels should be 1/14 of the foot length. It is different for different legs. And of course, the heels suitable for the foot size 41 will be uncomfortable for the foot 36.

XHH: Tomorrow at 7-22 am I will be in Guangzhou Bayon Gozzi...Tfu, mla, how do they sing songs here at all?? to

Thyl: Kepler-10 b is very close to its star, has a very short period of orbit around its star, and a very high surface temperature. Unique is the very high density of the planet: it is 8.8 g/cm3, which is higher than the density of iron, thus it is assumed that the planet is iron. The illuminated side of the planet is most likely covered by a melted metal ocean.
Thyl: no water, no vegetation
Alexander: Populated by Mytolysides

Here is this:
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It was very careless to delete the Windows.old folder on the accountant’s computer during the cleaning process. Who knew that there was 1C installed :(
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The slide is not counted. The accountant did not install it. And not the accountant reinstalled the system, with labeling labels without transfer.

These statements are always ridiculous. Boy, I’m going to fool you, your backpack, and the guy who cut off your sleeves. Do it yourself, it’s just your problem. The rest of the bus does not need to be wrapped.
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And I will stumble. I believe that cleansing the muddy face is an inalienable duty of every strong girl.
When we and our companions on the beach gooya (this is our evening exercise in the warm season) we often hint on the resting "" that the garbage is straight so should not be thrown away. Well, they all "accidentally crashed, and so never waste".
And you know how clean it became in two years. Local alkases trained to clean the lawn after themselves.

very educational
by Men
The Sexual Member
• eggs
• Muscle
The seed-bearing stream
• prostate
The seminal bubbles
by women
and Vulva
The clitoris
The Vaginal
* mother
• Fallopian tubes
• Eggs
These are primary, not secondary sexual characteristics.

The presence / absence of hair on the face, pelvic shape, alopecia, cadic... - SECONDARY

Suddenly it will be useful.

I did this business, I don’t have to tell stories. The owners of exchanges thought the same when their cash nodes were crushed with a hammer. Each glass has its purpose, it passes certification. Bullet-resistant means holding a shot from a certain distance from a particular weapon (depending on the class).
222: “When their cash knots were beaten with a hammer, I saw you twice as strongly!
333: "I was engaged in this business" - began to make too strong glass and the business burned out?
444: What was the hammer taken?

Collectors of non-Russian language:
It was not solo, but bread.

Stillet: Big Papa, there is such a Russian scientist, evolutionist, paleoneurologist, doctor of biological sciences, professor, head of the laboratory for the development of the nervous system of the Institute of Human Morphology of the Russian Academy of Sciences. He says, I want to be a Gibbon.