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[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №3491
 09.04.2008
To one of my acquaintances for a good success, my parents gave a laptop. I don’t like it, I think my son has learned so well.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №3490
 09.04.2008
1 to Hello! How is life young?
2 and hello. very well. What is yours?
In other words – my...

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №3489
 09.04.2008
Abzatz: Everybody thinks I am not such an ipaca cultural opera I listen to
Abzatz: and they don’t even know that it’s music from hmm2
Abzatz: I sit with nostalgia

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №3488
 09.04.2008
Pedestrians should be missed. The voice from the back: what if one? Dough if you want. Even if a half-man goes, you have to miss it.

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №3487
 09.04.2008
Nina (16:02:44 2/04/2008)
Moved to a new office.
Nina (16:02:49 2/04/2008)
In New York 11
Sonja (16:03:04 2/04/2008)
Oh you are! The fingers ?
Nina (16:03:10 2/04/2008)
Aha
Sonja (16:03:57 2/04/2008)
Where to put the machine?
nona (16:04:06 2/04/2008)
Damn wearing it.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №3486
 09.04.2008
AGRRR writes: He swallowed a lamp of 300 watts into a cover lamp... Half an hour he lit it, then he could not turn it off for half an hour.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №3485
 09.04.2008
One is Dharma!
2nd (
1: Is it so sad?
What did you get from (:

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №3484
 09.04.2008
www: I mailed, my internet provider sent a message that my debt is 850 rubles and so the internet was shut down.
YYY: How do you know about it?
www: And I noticed that there was no inet, I went to pay myself and the letter came.
YYY: I wonder what they thought about there, who are they sending, where?
www: I wrote in the registration questionnaire - TELEPAT

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №3483
 09.04.2008
Matt is a symbol of powerlessness.
I did not understand.
Well, for example, when there is no real possibility of shooting someone, they say, “Hu!
And if they say, “It’s been betrayed!”"?
It is also a sign of powerlessness, meaning that the implicit thing cannot be quarrelled or fucking.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №3482
 09.04.2008
Decoratrix> Yesterday in OGI Dog Korolenko reasoned about mushrooms. There are fungi after which something seems to happen; there are fungi after which something really happens.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №3481
 09.04.2008
No comment. Advertising on Central TV.
"Why did you start using Persil washing powder? I used to use a different washing powder when my daughter was young; but when my daughter grew up, other spots began to appear on her clothes, making it harder to wash them... So I used the Persil washing powder! Persil, always Persil!"

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №3480
 09.04.2008
Hi, what are you doing?
Func: I look at the telecast.
Master: What is going on?
function: H.Z is turned off

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №3479
 09.04.2008
How to say culturally dohuja?
Skull "Nearly to the Belt"

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №3478
 09.04.2008
I have a nuclear mushroom in front of my house. This is PPC!! to
Goose: Okay okay! And me too!!! to
Aaaah, it is cool!

Vasya has quit (No route to host)
Gosha has quit (No route to host)

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №3477
 09.04.2008
Galatians (23:51:28 7/04/2008)
Why don’t you go for a girl, M?

Violence (23:52:12 7/04/2008)
for a gay party.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №3476
 09.04.2008
I can’t afford to pick up this crazy life of drivers.
c) the mouse

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №3475
 09.04.2008
You are a fucking idiot!!! to
WOW: What is the case?
XHH: you are a photo of my sister, my sister, where her hands are divided, are you photoshop???? to
I am : )
Hahahaha, did you do that??? She cannot sleep now!! to
WOW: She asked to do beautiful, I did, what claims?
XHH: Adding a cross, nails to your hands and attaching a turning vein to your head is beautiful?
WOW: Is it not?
XHH: She meant the flowers there hearts and you fucking did it?? to
Although I did not argue beautifully...

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №3474
 09.04.2008
Finally, it turned out that there are even copnics in England, they even have a definition and a special word:
chav; chav (a teenager or young person, often undereducated, blindly following fashion; lives on a guide or arranges for unskilled work; dressed in a sports suit, white shoes, a baseball cap with eye-catching logos of fashion brands; wears a large number of gold jewelry: massive chains, rings, bracelets; for representatives of the middle class embodies laziness, ignorance and stupidity)

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №3473
 09.04.2008
On July 35, a murder occurred in the city of Akdir Uhty, a student of the third course of the meteorological university cut one of the two assailants, while trying to "shoot" his phone.
He is now threatened with up to five years in prison. If this incident causes you the same feeling of injustice as I do, raise the top, let the country know how we protect the cattle.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №3472
 09.04.2008
<Ethernity08> I will give the cactus in the mining hands, accustomed to the pot.

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