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[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №3471
 09.04.2008
Methods of combating goops:
In our courtyard all the time the hairy goats from our own house - in the evening you'll go through the hell no matter what you'll dig.
and recently in the neighboring entrance took the apartment two guys from Ivanovo, the goot after 2 days disappeared, a month has passed, I go, the gootters are drunk, they say to me - give money, beer is not enough.
I’m already looking for the money, these two come down from the third floor, approach the hoppers, and look badly like that.
The most disgusting gopneg says to them with tears in the eyes "you better fuck me in the ass, I can’t eat my hair anymore!!!and "

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №3470
 09.04.2008
I sit in Mac. I don’t touch anyone, I turned my back to the world. Here I feel, I’m ticked in the back, and a woman’s voice says, “Well, don’t touch my aunt!” and I cover my face with my hair, depicting the girl from the “Call,” I turn. And I say with a chubby low voice: “Yes, Lucha, don’t touch my aunt!”
I have never seen such frightened children.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №3469
 09.04.2008
The Mirage:
My young man for me when choosing condoms: we will not take black, they will build ^_^

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №3468
 09.04.2008
From the project Answers@mail.ru

Congratulations to!

Author of the Question
“And what would the Iraqi people do to Bush if they brought him to Iraq and left him there without a guard?”
I found your answer the best.

Your answer :
“I would change his orientation.”

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №3467
 09.04.2008
from contact.

Congratulations to Catherine! You became a winner of our victory and won an exclusive trip!
I have that fucking travel. I will take you with me.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №3466
 09.04.2008
LEG0: Yandex has finally awakened, released its alternative mail.ru agent, called I Online. It has a built-in Kaspersky device. Well, let’s think I’ll put a type of casper hollow.) So he was smart, at the first scan discovered the super-popper Trojan Backdoor.Win32.IRCBot.gen, which before this Dr.Web did not even notice. I think I got a fuck! In short, I haven’t been so irritated for a long time.))) This poor man was the mail.ru agent himself. The competition plays. The war is beginning.

[ + 17 - ] Comment quote №3465
 09.04.2008
Demi
You can not get to the weather station, but you can rent a horse, there is a phone 89086609278 called Nikolai

arter

Dema [103786]: Does the horse Nikolai answer the phone himself, or does he have a secretary?

[ + 16 - ] Comment quote №3464
 09.04.2008
cats (16:46:38 30/03/2008)
Authorization refused
Gerasim (16:47:20 30/03/2008)
You are a goat.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №3463
 09.04.2008
Odmins of basha are so harsh that they don’t even read the quotes before adding =(

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №3462
 09.04.2008
I work in the hospital. I got in the eye today:
"Orthodox Centre for the Help of Pregnant Women"

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №3461
 09.04.2008
Father recently burned.
I came home under the degree, watching how I put a normal cooler on the view (the old doesn't save me from overheating)...
What do you say? Is that stuff here?
I gru, said shob in the games of normal did not heat up... Daddy: and Nuko включи the game of normal, I turned on crysis. After 3 hours of play, Dad went to the kitchen, ripped a calendar from the wall with some mouse, and proudly wrapped a calendar there with crisis om, from gambling :)

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №3460
 09.04.2008
XXX (22:13:18 6/04/2008)
As a child I was afraid of worms.

YYY (22:13:35 6/04/2008)
They are not you!

XXX (22:13:40 6/04/2008)
I thought that when they came out, they would come out through the throat.

YYY (22:13:48 6/04/2008)
:D

XXX (22:13:59 6/04/2008)
Chen is suffocating.

XXX (22:14:16 6/04/2008)
And then there was a nightmare movie "foreign"...

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №3459
 09.04.2008
The peculiarity of my body: when I drink 2 liters of beer, then I drink the whole night and a little.and if more then twice, but a lot and at once.may I have problems with the kidneys?
You have trouble with your head.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №3458
 09.04.2008
From the discussion of the “Optimus” keyboard:

“I was surprised that I decided to add it at the moment when they stumbled upon an insoluble technical problem.

They are designers. Their belief says that everything can be fixed in Photoshop.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №3457
 09.04.2008
Recently in M.Video saw a husband and wife who chose a refrigerator...
M: Let’s get this! by Gorini. The general interior will fit.
No, only through my body, it looks like a grave!
M: (to the side and whisper) here we will put it...

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №3456
 09.04.2008
Scientists say that if you awaken a person in the stage of active sleep (well, or what they called the stage there), the person will wake up and tell you his dream... So this is a complete nonsense, nifiga is not a proven theory! If you wake a person at the stage of active sleep, he will tell you everything he thinks about you.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №3455
 09.04.2008
I was changing my mother’s ink in the printer today, laying a cyanide finger.
In the rostix when getting a thousand it was discovered, as well as how the cyanide on the skin is surprisingly similar to that on the note.
I hear from the side of the devil, too, can't go straight away. It was only left to burst under the nose: "scuco, it was not time to dry"...

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №3454
 09.04.2008
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
xxxxxxxxxxxxx
The eye works.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
xxx - -
YYU UPS
YYY probably didn’t have to be so strong.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №3453
 09.04.2008
Katenok
Sometimes they say I am boring.

Elivener
You are what? seriously?

Katenok
They say I am boring.

Katenok
Others don’t say it, but they mean it.

Katenok
Sometimes they suggest that I am boring.

Katenok
To shut down faster...

Katenok
I don’t feel bored, I’m normal.

Katenok
They’re all boring, and I don’t care what they say.

Elivener
Don’t take it in your head.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №3452
 09.04.2008
patronize (19:40:58 7/04/2008)
Only when you get up in the morning, in the summer on a rainy day and go out on the street you can feel like cold drops kiss your skin with small injections of cold, how they penetrate almost to the heart and wipe out the fire of anger, hatred, rage... replacing it with cool calm... and how with the outbursts of thunder the soul cheers and rolls out, there, in the gray hill to dance and shake away all the worries... only so you can know freedom by breathing a cool whirlwind on the parts of the light and asking the head to the crystal of thoughts... you stay for a moment and feel - you are alive as never before!

Prof (19:42:01 7/04/2008)
And in order to give you ultimate encouragement, the sky sends lightning down upon you.

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