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[ + 58 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №45683
 09.04.2011
And in our house, advertisements were hanged, say, do not throw toilet paper, hygiene products, etc. into the white throne, or the sewerage is blocked. So he found a wise man who signed safely: "and do not go there!".

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №45682
 09.04.2011
A guy should be able to take care of himself and his girlfriend, rather than wearing narrow jeans and cutting under a deaf gay.
222: What if he combines it? and :)
111: I have never seen such a match.
But only from the thought of such a compound pulls me to a vomiting call.
333: The matchmaker is a smelly gay who stands in narrow jeans. For yourself and your girlfriend.

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №45681
 09.04.2011
Meat_Boy: realized his guilt, engaged in self-blaming, stood on the path of correction. I believed in Jesus. Break me up...

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №45680
 09.04.2011
Drunk Master Yo (00:28 8/04/2011)
We were at the zoo today. There were Chilean people. One of them climbs into the wheel and runs.I say to the anchor: "Look how he can run! He says: Take me! This is great."
Anya is silent, does not listen to me, looks at the white. It passes a second, and she gives out: "so cool!"

[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №45679
 09.04.2011
xxx: Shash saw how the cockroach slipped under a lying hose and stayed there
XXX: I decided to commit suicide.

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №45678
 09.04.2011
Retry (22:57:04 7/04/2011)
I tried to write poetry today. failed

Retry (22:58:36 7/04/2011)
I tried to play the piano yesterday, but failed.

Retry (22:59:02 7/04/2011)
Tomorrow I’ll jump with a parachute.

[ + 91 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №45677
 09.04.2011
I’m watching the show about the beetles! So interesting! They are almost like people – they collect shit, and then carry it with them all their lives. Sometimes two or three times their weight.

[ + 62 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №45676
 09.04.2011
Rambler: Archaeologists found the world's first homosexual
Comment: it is urgently necessary to melt the tattoo I am not gay and the token on the neck is the same...and then they drop off, don't give god and the pidders will determine))

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №45675
 09.04.2011
Business correspondence :
Hello to you, yyyy!
The developers wrote that the new version will only be in 3-4 weeks.
XXX: Is this acceptable for you?
YYY: Well, I understand that we have no particular alternative...
YYY: We will wait.
I have a pink vibrator.
YYY: O_O
XXX and what? You are surprised?
YYYYYYYYYYYYYY
XXX Why?
YYY: Well... what does that have to do with your program?
Sorry, but it has absolutely nothing to do with it.
XXX: Forget about it.

[ + 55 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №45674
 08.04.2011
xxxxxxxxxxx:
Be a friend, break the schedule
WOW :
I wore the rope.
xxxxxxxxxxx:
Honey, it’s hard
WOW :
I will swallow the rope.
xxxxxxxxxxx:
PS is that? I ask you well.
WOW :
to fuck! I wiped out my favorite white ropes, washed them, and the mommy just smoothed things, I took her rope and now I smoothed MY HANDS!!! to

[ + 84 - ] Comment quote №45673
 08.04.2011
I was now measuring the pressure.
The first time their aggregate showed 0 to 0, the second time depends.
The doctor asked to bring the real from the necromant. Fuck the shit (

[ + 85 - ] Comment quote №45672
 08.04.2011
According to the news showed the chinush who, joyful, said that the Russian Railways spent 1.5 billion on 180 frames of metal detectors. It was lucky for the required store to sell each frame for 8.33 million. On average, each frame costs 120-160 thousand.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №45671
 08.04.2011
YYY (23:52:49 7/04/2011)
The Quiet People)

XXX (23:53:01 7/04/2011)
Imports of sweets

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №45670
 08.04.2011
The Council:

Butterfly girls, in order not to get into an uncomfortable situation and not to cause a sleepy laugh, do not boast to other butterflies that your young man (or husband) does not betray you. There is a possibility that she knows like no one else that you are mistaken.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №45669
 08.04.2011
Alex_Crazy: Do you know what’s on the note?
Panika: a bag of things
Alex Crazy: You are. Is it stable? Do you have glucose?
A year ago, I drank beer.
panika: so now only the bag with things and managed to put it stable

[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №45668
 08.04.2011
I go on a trolleybus. The driver switches the recordings from the speaker, apparently looking for the desired one, and the entire bus sounds interrupted as follows:
Number 75, Number 80, Number 50, Number 81
There was a man who could not survive, but walked.
The damn! No one is playing the lotto, let’s run!

[ + 91 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №45667
 08.04.2011
Lawyer of the organization writes:
I have now received a copy of my passport. His name is Poltorak.
Do you know the personal signature? "1.5K and"
Just like it is in the passport and drawn!!! to

[ + 69 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №45666
 08.04.2011
Commentary on News

The case of a 75-year-old Georgian resident is being discussed in several countries. Her grandmother is accused of leaving an entire country without the Internet. This was done with the help of an ordinary shovel. It was her elderly woman who cut off a strategic major cable that provided communication.

What about the world’s mega hackers? Be careful!
Everyone has a grandmother from Georgia.
This is the cybercriminal of all time.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №45665
 08.04.2011
Mayakovsky about Apple:

I am
I get
With wide pants.
Object is
with logo
of some fruit.
See also,
and jealousy.
I am -
The citizen:
The consumer
massive
The product!

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №45664
 08.04.2011
Very symbolic looks on the main page of the bor: "Joke and enough".

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