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[ + 31 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №62592
 09.04.2012
I was delighted when I went down to my comrade on Friday and announced it only on Saturday evening. Even though the weekend one spent quietly... without screaming about the fact that you can not eat and smoke at the computer...
WOW : what? Couldn’t you eat a compound??? How is it?
Q: Can you imagine what conditions I live in? It is a woman’s tear...

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №62591
 09.04.2012
Discussions in the news:
xxx: now there are often cases when the offenders no longer stops anything. At the moment, there are “recorders” in Russia who are deprived of rights for 40, 50 and even 60 years. And in Kemerovo there was a young man who was deprived of rights for 86 years (he, however, recently died in a car accident). Out of the news, a positive ending, the lucky straight!
yyy: here in America (Europe) there are no such terms as in us: two years there... if they plant, they plant years for 20.25...
xxx: but they can be punished for such nonsense.
YYY: Because the car passed by him.
XXX: and the cockroach crossed this road on a pedestrian crossing!

zzz: You are still talking about paying compensation to the family of the dead cockroach

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №62590
 09.04.2012
The Hobbits!! I persuade you! Never in your life, under any pretext, get into the reception room of the Second Regional Hospital!!! They are fooled that a person has a license in the country and that the police operate throughout the country! With severe shock, I was not lucky enough to get to the hospital by an ambulance, I was not looked at by a neurologist. There was no city license, the nurse sent home, saying, "Well, drink aspirin..." ASPIRIN, fuck!!!!! In the shock!!! to
How long, I wonder, will this treatment of sick people continue??? What kind of shit is this??? Letters in the Ministry of Health and articles in various media do not help.
guys, it is better to treat yourself... it is easier to dig into the net, how to treat the disease, than to go to our health care facilities, if they can be called so at all...

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №62589
 09.04.2012
Yesterday I took horse riding lessons for the first time in my life.
YYY: And how then? My legs probably hurt.
xxx: it doesn’t... it doesn’t hurt... I’m an experienced rider...))

[ + 25 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №62588
 09.04.2012
So why do you, shit piece, play your tanks? You also have a project to submit + by study
Remember the old joke? The wolf rabbit asks:
Why do you take the refrigerator?
“But you’ll chase me, I’ll drop the refrigerator and run away from you.
YYY: I am the same.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №62587
 09.04.2012
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DK: looking for images in the internet to make cards for her first-class girls - Princess, cowboy, ballerina, firefighter, fairy, pirate Search engine almost immediately released video cowboy e..t his princess on the ranch. I look for the other pictures.

How do you do it, KAAK? If in any search engine there is a special search button for images, which will not give the video even if you want. Either you are searching automatically, or the search engine analyzes your past queries and gives you the most relevant links.

[ + 47 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №62586
 09.04.2012
"My today in the rider’s position ends...slides from me and turns to the comp to sit in contact"

Poor you are poor... how easy you are to get caught up... when the girl really ends up, she doesn’t even have the strength to go down, not that to climb to the comp.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №62585
 09.04.2012
Yes, my car has been driving for 10 years, while your plastic designers have been gluing it...

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №62584
 09.04.2012
Priestly
Hey, why am I so fooled?
Tanned
Because I struck you.
Priestly
Sorry that you struck me yesterday.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №62583
 09.04.2012
D: I have a photocopy! Let us play!
I have a condom! ...

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №62582
 09.04.2012
Q: How are you dealing with pimples?
Tagged: homosexuals
XHH: Here’s what we’re dealing with) =

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №62581
 09.04.2012
I didn’t like her ancestors.
WOW: by what? Again, at the table, he began to argue about the advantages and disadvantages of overe and palkhh: yes, no, it was just the way. until the little one of them started asking me to help him there with a divorce on a babble with someone for something. Well, I’m a clear pen gryu, like I’m a specialist in this matter, I advise how to attack, to be frightened, to threaten, etc. The whole family looks at me as a kruger, and my mom needs to disclose the road on the plate, to bluff, he’s in physics!! to

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №62580
 09.04.2012
I forgot the socks.)
I will take it later)
M and Oga)
Yes, you can bring them if they annoy you so much.
M: Yes really))) I am here my methyl-methyl territory, and here are yours (
I also need to target the territory.
M: I thought the girls were doing it differently.)
The phase with the hair has already passed *hichik*
M = D

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №62579
 09.04.2012
What should I take with me to Italy?
Well, judging by your plans, the spiral

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №62578
 09.04.2012
I was at a rally against NTV.
x0m9jkeee: you have worked with them
NTV: I am still working
NTV-shnik: that would not go when the rally goes to you
x0m9jkeee: fuck you are nonconformist :D
NTV: there was half a rally with NTV
x0m9jkeee: ahahahahah

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №62577
 09.04.2012
A talented man is talented in everything, but the giftless usually ride a Porsche Cayenne

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №62576
 09.04.2012
Sergei Mavrodi opened a new cloud service - "MMlocation"! Everyone who gives 10 GB of screw space in a month gets 20 GB of cloud storage! =) is

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №62575
 09.04.2012
When planning, be pessimistic; when implementing, be optimistic.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №62574
 09.04.2012
Today, in front of my eyes, a bunch of dogs decided to cross the avenue.
They had some chances, but the prospect was wider. The front dog, the most determined, waited for the light and jumped through it with a bullet. The others broke their tracks, to get messed up. Well, we stood in the middle of the road under the wheels, like a flock of lambs. The brakes, the drivers are terrible. The rear dog, the largest, was of an undetermined breed on the motifs of the German Shepherd. He remained on the side, strictly wrapped everyone and shaken perpendicularly - on the sidewalk. In the underground transition.

[ + 32 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №62573
 09.04.2012
When you throw dirt into a person, remember: it may not fly before him, but it will remain in your hands forever!

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