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[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №79880
 07.04.2013
>> And after all, 10-15 years ago everything described was completely, absolutely impossible ))
>> Conclusion: mobile phones are evil ))

Here you are wrong. Not cell phones are evil, but the absence of brains is evil.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №79879
 07.04.2013
XXX is Hi. Come to visit. I hardly can.
Hi, where is it? to you?
xxx: yes
YYY: I don’t even know...
XXX: Find out more quickly. Time runs at an incredible speed of 3,600 seconds per hour and flies away from us, leaving no chance of changing anything in the past. Instead, we have a future that is determined by our choice from an infinite array of possible realities. It flies towards us, covers us, not letting us remember. A flash, a single moment called "now", and again it is the past.

[ + 35 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №79878
 07.04.2013
I say that there is no thing that a man can do but a woman cannot do.
Eggs are roasted:
I looked into the refrigerator, scratched.
Tagged: fucking

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №79877
 07.04.2013
Once in the 90s, when mobile phones just started to appear, everyone walked, holding them in their hands. First - to envy everyone, and secondly - really, not one pocket fit!
Everything goes on in a spiral!!! to

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №79876
 07.04.2013
I think I have something with my eyes.
Is it chicken blindness?! to
Are you a chicken?! to
This is a crap!and :)

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №79875
 07.04.2013
Nothing is new under the moon.
"I assure you, shock, that this is a light presentation. Never before among schoolchildren there was such a disappointment, and all this was done by cursed inventions: guns, cartridges, bombardments, and the main book printing, this new German plague. There are no more manuscripts and books. The press kills the book trade. The last times come. – It is noticeable." (Cathedral of the Mother of God in Paris, V. Hugo)

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №79874
 07.04.2013
No, I won’t go to the concert, I don’t have the money.
YYY: people, let’s take a man on a ticket, let’s go with us.
Zzz: and on vodka, let him drink at the concert
xxx: if you drop me for vodka, you can't take a ticket, I'll go.)
And in general, for a long time I wanted to know: if the security shows the breasts, will they miss out on the concert?
Yyyyy: Noah, if we take you and your sibs off, they may miss it ?

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №79873
 07.04.2013
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Yyy: Oh, Grass, how was it?
xxx: In the trolleybus gave for the trip 10 p. and said that the ticket is not, said I go out on the next, so she returned me 2 rubles.

The Sheriff (c)

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №79872
 07.04.2013
In Harry's pursuit, I look at where the damper spits water from a vessel. He begins to whisper, asks not to drink anymore, then complains, asks to kill, etc., and after drinking, immediately asks for water.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №79871
 07.04.2013
ABN AMRO is ready to pay depositors in exchange for gold – money at the market rate.

This reminds of the promise to return the peach and at a market price in exchange for the responsible storage, but unknown black caviar somewhere.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №79870
 07.04.2013
View from the window:

The April sky covered the earth with snow.

The passengers screw snow mat.

The idyll...

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №79869
 07.04.2013
XHH: What are you doing?
Looking for how to paint pink elephants
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WOW: Daughters at School
Q: In the painting?
Tags: in literature
What do they read there???? to
Oh, you were the first to ask what they read, not what they smoke.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №79868
 07.04.2013
Often you have to listen to the man’s whisper. Probably the most annoying thing is not when you are simply not given, but when you learn what is given to everyone but you.

Everyone is a liar and everyone knows it.
A heartbreaking spectacle.( by

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №79867
 07.04.2013
One of the "philosophical" publications of VK:

Everything can be survived by picking up the right song.
c) Kurt Cobain

HH: It probably didn’t work out...

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №79866
 07.04.2013
Why are the eyes of herbivores black and the pupils of predators visible?
YYY: That the herbivores, whom everyone eats alive, look nursery, so that they are pitiful.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №79865
 07.04.2013
Somehow you don’t immediately understand what you can read under the title "MODELER ZAYCES".

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №79864
 07.04.2013
xxx: I understand psychology well, I notice a lot of details from the side, but I cannot link two words when I meet, and if I connect, I get a postcard.
Why connect immediately? Try to talk.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №79863
 07.04.2013
The daughter (9 years old) lies wax candles, commenting on the process. There is a little more wax.
I hear: "Why do I need to be blind? Oh, blind man! and then a few minutes of reflection on what kind of man it will be and how it will burn. Then suddenly:"Can any animal be better? After a second of reflection: "No! It’s a pity!"

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №79862
 07.04.2013
We talk about the film series.
Has anyone watched Californication? Well there Spiritual plays a guy who has the talent to glue women. But he doesn’t want it because he loves his wife and tries to keep her loyal. Six seasons he fucking with everyone except his wife

[ + 13 - ] Comment quote №79861
 07.04.2013
Unfortunately, time can only be wasted.Bakutkin

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