The girls who really know how to sing perform in strict costumes.

He walked through one of the many small courts of our town and witnessed an interesting picture. A boy aged 16-18 comes out because of the corner of the house with a package of something there and suddenly stops sharply. After a second’s pause, he surprises: “Daddy?” At the other end of the courtyard, a pair of middle-aged men came out of the entrance, the man also slowed down and, looking at the screaming man, says not loudly, but hears (the acoustics of the courtyard allows): "Son?!". He throws his hand luggage and moves rapidly in the direction of the guy, he does the same, periodically shouting "Map" and "Son", respectively. They meet in the middle of the yard and warmly embrace. I stunned, but I paid attention to the woman who accompanied my father, she was filled with laughter, almost suffocating. After a few seconds of this soap opera, father and son begin to laugh in their voice. And the mother of the family, who passed by at that moment already near me, resting, explained: "This is how we live: two fools, the son 5 minutes ago for bread came out."

Record in the diary: “Your son is fighting for change again today. I bet on him and won 50 rubles. thank you.”

xxx: By the way, about shootings in the head / leg - virtualization saves. In some cases, you can shoot yourself very epically, shoot yourself and immediately take a snapshot. And you seem like you didn't shoot, and the head whole and all the same fucking.
YYY: It is yes
I am studying Debian.
Fuck, fuck – that’s all.
YYY: Retreat
YYY: and a new

Here, young women and girls often ask how to get a job if there is no work experience. I will tell you. I don’t know how it is now, but in my years it was possible. When I was studying at the university, I opened the PBOUL, took myself to work and each April 1 gave a zero declaration. Costs are minimal, and the experience to graduate from the university has already been. My friend went further. He hired friends for his father's firm for half the minimum wage (about two thousand in our money) and took the salary in the form of income for tax and a modest amount of himself. So by the end of the universe, the boys had a year of experience and excellent characteristics. No, we are not Jews.

Wouldn’t you be so kind to attach to the selected quotes an explanation why it’s funny?
Or at least make a sound accompaniment with a recording of laughter behind the frame?

xxx: bybaki, fucks, at the end of the ohereli
xxx: video insert of advertising of 30 seconds at the beginning of the series, then audio advertising followed by video inserts, and then subtitles advertising
They will soon reach the same volume of advertising as on TV and will have to buy an iPad and watch the series in tuna, etc. It’s also for money.)
xxx: soon there will be pirates who will cut pirate advertising in pirate series from pirate trackers

Husband and son played, something they built there, I saw the buildings, but I didn’t get into the game. The next day the son calls me into the room, I see, built point-to-point like with daddy the day before. He tells us:
"This is a house, this is a fence, this is a dog house, and this (shows on the wheels scattered) the dog is rattled.
My attempts from the ‘dog’s feces’ to make a well were angrily rejected.
My husband, when I told him, seemed very pleased.

Only people who live near your plantation and know the way to it can pursue your thought.

Aaa, he sat in the hole!
ddd No, first sat down, the loaf then broke up

My grandmother is:
Have you watched the series "Liberty"? Where did Porechenkov play the main evil man so well?
“Thank you, grandmother, you stayed there until you removed me from the intrigue.

Externally we are not like him at all (I am thin, thin, bright red and blue-eyed, he is a typical Armenian, thick such a brunette), but wanting to tell you that it is immediately apparent that the daughter is like a daddy!" and when I was walking with my younger brother and sister (both of his copies, only small ones) - "now, how they all look like!" there was umima.

We are three in the family. My brother is brunette with green eyes; I am dark brown, yellow-green eyes; my sister is blonde, grey eyes. One father + one mother. My brother and sister are not very similar to each other. But if you put the parents next to them, it is immediately clear whose offspring.
So the mother, who gave birth to the youngest (third) child at 26 years old, was constantly asked how many fathers her children had. In the USSR, there were not enough tactics.

xxx: "Ordinary" without a soft sign at the end is written?
XXX: The Man
YYY: +
Zzzz: Are you writing?
XXX: Yes, in the notes

Oh, I know you.

Fucking with their bags on their shoulders in the transport!! Take them off! A smart cut.

Because of you, the wagon stood for four minutes, while you, sharply (but for a short time) smarter, ran away from the menta. I don’t know how much you’ll be stuck now, because it’s not even a damage to someone else’s property: the matter was in a public place, so there’s malicious hooliganism with the use of weapons or objects used as weapons (for malicious hooliganism to hurt someone with a knife is not necessary, it’s enough for them to actively mock in the process of this same hooliganism). I hope you will freeze your prostate and remove the genes of an aggressive fool from the genosphere. But in case, if it is still another similar piece of fool, don't be deceived: where the mints are not screamed, they will foolishly go all the bus. That’s because the men are not screaming. This is the corpuscular-wave dualism of revenge.

The scriptwriters of the "Walking Dead": the heroes of the series make a large transparent wheel, stuck in it a dozen walkers, in front of the wheel bound a goat or pig and get an eternal engine! In the future, it is possible to create a civilization where walking dead will serve as an inexhaustible source of energy.

I went to the Alps for the New Year. I decided to go skiing, and I ride, frankly, not very much.

I am carrying, then, from the slope, and in front of me the man is rolling so slowly. If it does not turn away, the clash cannot be avoided.

I remember that the Germans are mostly resting here, and I shout the only word that comes to mind in German: "Achtung!"

The man turns and goes away.

When I pass by, I hear behind my back, “Wow, damn damn!”

A clever man to cut.

Fucking with their bags on their shoulders in the transport!! Take them off! A smart cut.

...oh, and then our brigade again on the penetrating knife ride. And the mentions of that guy with a special mark "cut-off slices" to catch.

I remember when I was a kid, my neighbor had a poppy on the staircase. This miracle learned to accurately copy the doorbell and she had to open the door constantly. Then they also brought the dog and thanks to her, the neighbor realized that when the real bell rings, the dog laughs. The neighbor was only happy for two weeks because the poppy started ringing and then cried. She said, “I was doomed to open this devil’s door until the poppy died.”

P.S Whether the pope died by his death or not, it is under question =)

I have heard in the secret units there is such an exam. Throw a man into a pit with a wolf, and you have to survive.
222: You have not been told the whole truth. The specific exam was selected depending on the specialization of the agent. For the divers, it was as you described. For the Shrimshevs, it was necessary to immobilize and tie the wolf with his tail. And for the detective to get important information from the wolf.
333: The wolf is unfortunate... the sheep is bloody.

Very smart
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It’s no secret that children have a bad effect on the female brain, but I’d never, I didn’t think it was so!!! Today I saw Absolutely Dolbanut Owl, really damn shit! She sat next to the child, on the bars in the sandstone, and sowed the sandstone, through a large kitchen iron set with a pen, and then went to shake it out to the garbage! With a kitchen set, mola! I did not play in childhood.
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Do you know how many cats and dogs are in a sandbox? How many cigarettes and broken glasses?
Why think about the reasons for the actions of another person when you can simply accuse him of stupidity.