She eats on her legs – female wisdom.

XXX is
and bleak. I have a tooth and my head hurts. ?

YYYY
After yesterday?

XXX is
Yes, a bottle of wine, I was not enough, so when Sasha went to bed, I cut my thighs, fat, opened a bottle of vodka and watched the house 2, drinking vodka.

YYYY
You’re just fairy, I’ll copy that phrase.

The news:
U.S. actor Wesley Snipes, known for films such as “Blade”, “Train with Money” and “The White Can’t Hop”, has been released from prison.

The best comment:
Damn the darkness!

I don’t recognize your social networks anymore. How contact removed so immediately just before the hero of time appeared!
The whole Skyrim over in a week.
The hammer! I will tell you more. You won’t even believe how much time it takes to study and work.

[19:05:55] thx: that is. Continue in the same spirit?
[19:05:59] WOW: I do not advise
Q: What do you not advise?
I do not advise any more.
Q: What do you not advise?
Well, I generally do not advise.
Q: What do you not advise?
[19:06:43] WOW: I am not doing the distribution of advice, %:No?* is!

Why do we need 12 meters of intestines?
To not burn your ass with hot tea.

Discussions about Hermione:

No less ICE.
- don't be afraid. soon will put silicone in the chest and in the lips and it will be "tho sho трэба";
This is not her method. Expecto to Sisyndra! ?

While waiting for a friend at the Botanical Garden, he bought us tickets. When he came, he didn’t notice me and bought a ticket. When I got it out, I was delighted and gave an extra ticket to an unfamiliar girl with the words
Beautiful girls are at my expense.
She blossomed, and I added in a creative impulse:
They are also very beautiful and receive gifts.
I stand and smile. For a long time I did not understand why she suddenly darkened and silently left.

One day my great-grandfather shot a deer, divided it and dragged it home on the snow. Drawing was far away, and the grandfather was still in the tulip, March, frost. The deer smelled the rise and set up a seat on a tree to jump on the grandfather. My grandfather only stumbled and saved. He had a hunter’s knife. Two bodies had to be carried home. And the red skin, please eaten, is still kept by my grandfather.

I am for what? Man is silent, man is silent. All the stories with cockroaches, how and who fled from whom, who is poor and who has an iPhone, who betrays whom and why, as well as who is listening to music until late.

Respect and love others, leave when you are ill somewhere, and everything will be well.

In the book of the post-apocalyptic genre it was written:"Our country is in a deep impasse. Only Adolf Vissarionovich Pinochet can get it out of it.

Somehow it is about us.

I talked to a childhood friend. Again, I fell in love with the "bad guy"... Well why don’t they see the difference between the "bad guy" and the "bad guy"??? to

They were in guests with friends (a young couple is waiting for an addition in the family). Ask what they want to call. She is so excited to say what names she likes. He remained silent throughout the conversation. And then we turn to the future father, ask why he is silent and what will the daughter name? To which they received a short and concise answer: "I gave a name to Khomeyaku, so I will deal with the child".

I never believed in the fables about the Russian post. I had to send a letter recently. The good thing is that, standing in the line of sending letters, I learned that in this window letters are not accepted. OK, I stood for an hour in another row of three people.Most of all I was surprised by a short dialogue with my aunt from the window:
Ordered or ordinary?
I: What is the difference?
Q: Do you want your letter to come?

March and snow.
I talked to a Malaysian in December. So he, when he learned that in Moscow is now -20, asked surprised:
The water freezes at zero degrees. How can we survive when we are 90% water?! to

YYY: I want you
I want to you, you, with you, from you, for you and forever.

I wore my socks yesterday ;)
YYY: And how are they?
The man had to run away from the whole apartment.
I think it’s probably crazy ?

The case was long ago. The Northern City. To collect the garbage from the houses according to the schedule came the self-driving. He stood up in the yard and cried loudly. People from nearby houses dragged the sludge and threw it into the body.
There was a truck in the yard at night. I went for somebody and told him that I was here - go out.
In a moment, the truck was filled with rubbish. The driver did not even understand what happened.

shtuka: I dreamed that my mother secretly opened several schools for poor children in Cambodia, and you were her secret assistant)) and it was all hidden from everyone)
Fee: Fuck, I told your mom to speak quietly when you sleep.

Alkashi neighbors settled in my house from the bottom, so I regularly listen to a three-storey drunk mat around 2:00 p.m. And then, after another almost sleepless night, I come back from the universe and see a neighbor standing below, smoking. There was such a dialogue:
I: Sorry, could you be a little quieter at night?
The neighbor (with an expression of surprise face): Oh, am I making noise? Sorry, I’m probably sleeping like that.

The Habr:

XHH: Testers will swallow you with these thoughts. In their language, "defects cannot be without, just not sufficiently tested." and :)

WOW: Much depends on the skill of the tester as well. For example, I know a tester who can press a button from the inside.