The Blind:
It is naive:

I call the girl, the young man answers: "Allo."
I ask: "Can Irina?"
The voice answers: "Who is asking it?"
I say: "Such is something."
The voice answers: "You probably don’t call there."
I ask "Why then you ask "Who is calling?"
Pause, then, pip-pip-pip-pip-pip In general, either it's the FSB or I really got the number wrong

Rye to tears from your naivety, guy :D Do you still have horns that are not preventing you from moving around the apartment? Fuck me, fuck me :-)))

Where did he say he was calling his girlfriend? Stop inventing it.

xxx> Did Nafiga surrender in the dark?
yyy> On the street April )) at 7 p.m.
yyy> Well, if the meltdown doesn’t start again...

I have a long sluggish conflict with the head of the department, now he has entered the stage of exacerbation, everything is terribly over, I begin to look for a new job.

At the end of last week went to an interview in one place, there asked to fill out a short questionnaire - FIO, date of birth, last place of work and the reason for finding a new one. For a second I thought - if in the last column to write the surname-name-fatherhood of the boss, I will be understood correctly?

Under art on lesbian themes.

YY is:
From all my black rotten and heart hated lesbian men understand they will not get you.
p.s
They excite me too, but that doesn’t change anything.

The FFF:
YY, in order to love, for example, painting - it is not necessary to tick a member in the painting of the artist

Advertisements are pleased. Today is 2 =)
1) next to the Novosibirsk circus, there are two banners (read in one line): tigers, sumatras, fur fair, liquidation... Always suspected that the circus had problems with financing. But to be so =))
2) Pricelist in the store (also without signs of interpenetration): coffee flavor vanilla soluble glass =) But a glass of soluble no one wants? and :)

A publicity tour, a crowd of people walking around the cool hotel of the international network. After a welcome cocktail, everyone is invited to the roof to look at the cafe - they have such a chip. Climb up the stairs, or on the elevator - guess what will the majority of skilled managers choose :-)

The 1st group went. On the roof (6th floor) the elevator stopped, but the doors did not open. When everyone realized that the elevator was stuck, someone said melancholy:

"That croissant was still too much..."

They will try to create an eternal engine.

The eternal engine needs eternal details... and who will release them?

The subordinate writes:
Irina: I have a parental meeting today - I wanted to ask you to leave at 17:00 :$
Okay, I will leave at 17.

In the anti-world, horses live in a camp and steal the Gypsies.

The Neighbors :
The Virgin Oret:
Seriously!! and Sergei! He begins to cry, Serzhengkaaa! Fuck the shit! I hate you! The cock!
Again a complaint: Seriously!
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So the police need to be called - the wicked has just struck Serroju.

Everything flows when nothing changes. Proved by JCH.

I feel like coffee in Turkish.
How is it?
Let’s go, dogs, to the bowl!

Comments on the film:
X-Film roasted we and the cockroaches.
Thank you very much "x"!!! The description did not give an idea of the film. Your comment helped a lot.
I know, I will not push.

From the discussion news: "The pursuit of the British submarine for Russian ships ended in a blow to the ice"

>>Caperang Umka will drill a hole under the next order, no other!

KIRAKIR: Ah, such a happiness, and so bad about 3.14bat!!! to
It is about 2,718 bats!!! Write more literally!! to

There is such a technique of home magic: if you are waiting for a phone call, and it is not, you have to start doing things that will prevent you from responding immediately. I helped at different times: to start mixing the paste, to get out to take the garbage. When the child was small, it was great to put it in place for an hour and a half, and then wait a couple of minutes.

In general, the child is in school, the garbage is taken after yesterday’s cleaning, the doctor forbids me from making cakes – I don’t even know how to call a potential employer.

They just couldn’t talk. They lived in a community, all in one place. They did nothing, only quarreled, gathered and beat each other. Sitting around the fire. They produced choral sounds remotely reminiscent of songs. So it went year after year. They became more and more stupid and stupid.
Stand to stand. Didn’t primitive humans evolve?
What about primitive people? I am talking about "House-2"

I worked as a taxi driver.
It was a full moon night. At 11:30 I received the order: "Cemetary".
"Are they satanists?"—I thought and didn’t go there.

(A couple of weeks later, I learned from other taxi drivers that there was a private cabin nearby that few people knew about. And the staff, desperate to tell her where she was, began to order "to the cemetery".)

Greet me! I have filed for a divorce.)
Congratulations to! We need to delight the girls. such a man and without a grandmother))

Abzy: Let me first look at Wikipedia what a plugin is.
Plugin: an independently compiled software module.
Abbey to Fuck! It’s not easier hour by hour.